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CynicalWon

@cynicalwon.bsky.social
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I'm a middle aged, smart-ass, punk-rock, left-wing, political junkie that frequently uses 4 letter words and satire. -Husband -Father -Son -Atheist -Dog Guy (like cats too) -Part-time Misanthrope -Full-time tRump/MAGA hater -Ally 2 all marginalized by MAGA

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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That's the gods honest truth! Sheeran is a robber baron rent boy ginger chud... and please damn Pink, too.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Should change the name to the Strait of Whore Moo's
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Reactionary right wingers and oligarchs worked decades to destabilize and destroy policies & institutions that provide net positives to US citizens. We now have a large group in the US who are uneducated, disassociated, & brainwashed by propaganda. Not a majority, but enough and the party in power.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Words change meaning over time. The definition of the word unprecedented has changed. It used to mean, something that has never before happened. With pundits, govt. officials, meteorologist and climatologists using it constantly, all I hear now is, "sh** is really f***ed and only getting worse."
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In this day and age, it would just give you explosive diarrhea or salmonella poisoning.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That's the Epstein class. They all stick together.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Jeffries is a whore for the oligarchs and corporations. This is why turd way neocons like him and Cuck Schumer need to be flushed down the toilet.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Oh no... He is releasing Laura Loomer on the G7!
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
LMFAO. False equivalency much?
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Bro, your whole argument is based on a skull and crossbones tattoo, a Republican activist, and a hit piece in the NY Times. Where is the evidence that he ever espoused Nazi or white supremacist ideology? I'll wait ...
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The tattoo & abuse claims came from a GQP strategist with ties to heritage fndn. Did he make mistakes? Sure, but aren't we all more than the sum of our worst mistakes? I know that I've turned my life around significantly since my 20's. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar rather than a Nazi u-boat.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Bernie Sanders who endorsed and rallied with him is Jewish. He never tried to hide the tattoo, and even underwent State dept. investigations which never flagged the tattoo. Nobody else has come out claiming that he was a Nazi. He has a public record going back to HS of having left wing ideology.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
There you go again with the blue MAGA talking points. I'm 10 yrs older than Platner and did not know what a totenkompf was before that smear broke. It's a stylized skull and crossbones. It wasn't a swastika, SS insignia, or even an iron cross. Funny how you think he's a Nazi, when his SIL is Jewish,
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
We already have blue MAGA that goose steps in time with all DNC, mainstream media, and AIPAC talking points.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command..."
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hell yes! Tear down the BS corporate funded milquetoast mediocracy that has plagued the party for almost 50 years and make Chuck Schumer and Ken Martin cry.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Propaganda
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Gold!
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Sadly, I think that we would be much better off under President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Yes, democracy and justice are on life support in the US. Oligarchs control everything and most in power are corruptible. The question is what are we going to do about it? Don't comply in advance, instead be very f*cking angry. Anger is motivating and actionable. There's a lot more of us than them.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I'm not saying it's a false flag, but it could definitely be a bogus banner.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Really pathetic what the pudding brained nonce and his lackeys are trying to direct attention to. Of course it's all to cover-up his theft of tax payer dollars, insider trading, market manipulation, imploding economy, illegal war in Iran, genocide, Epstein files, and 1000+ other illegalities.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Uday is a booger eating moron...
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It looks like Ivan Reitmans "Twins" was recast, rewritten, and directed by Jesse Watters and Sean Hannity.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
What about the methylene blue, ivermectin, e-coli and listeria leaking out of his body? I don't want that leaching into my clothes. Maybe it all gets broken down by the brain worm and converted to nitrogen and soil.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
President Mooby the Golden Calf.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
A government controlled by a fascist party who does whatever they want in order to usurp power, with an alleged opposition party that lets them, is not a "democracy." The only way to wrestle power from the oligarchs is to have an actual opposition party and a democracy. Fascists love oligarchs.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The United States is being gutted. It’s intentional.
donovanwashere.substack.com
Sabotage or Incompetence? A Whistleblower’s Warning Out of Iran
There’s a new story coming out of the war in Iran that isn’t getting much attention, and that’s where I’m going to shine the light in this article.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Cuck Schumer, Jeffries, and the whole Diddler Donnie regime need to be taken by extraterrestrials to a galaxy far, far away...
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The similarities are endless.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
FFS, the leopards are getting fat from all these faces.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
We all know that statement holds as much weight as a dry fart. The word "everything," is vastly constrained to Dem ran states and whatever DNC's corporate overlords allow. In order to overturn the ruling, we would need a Dem POTUS and Congress super majority actually willing to add SCOTUS seats.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We're not a healthy democracy. At best, we've been downgraded to a plutocratic authoritarian kakistocracy. It is a good sign that many people are coming to the same conclusion about the veracity of "truth" regarding tonight's events.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Maybe we should all start a GoFundMe for former subjects of MKUltra to telepathically taunt him.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Waiting for Faux Knews to announce that Colonel Mustard did it in the parlor with the candle stick.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Stands to reason when the guest of honor is a con-artist.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Amen
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Probably the same way that an ear regrows cartilage.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It was only a matter of time. After all, the US fed. govt. has become a trash tabloid IRL. DC should change its name to, "Weekly World News," and run daily headlines about how Uday or Kusay Trump shot a 6 ft. 500 lb. grasshopper and how Lauren Boebert was willingly impregnated by extraterrestrials.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Right? That B747 from Qatar blows all those numbers combined out of the water. That's not even factoring in the sh*t coin scam, NFT scam, gold colored sneakers, watches, guitars, bibles, cell phones, Executive Club, Bored of Peace, seized oil tankers, and all the continuous market manipulation!
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Another example of the Vance Effect. We can only hope that he stumps for many GQP congressional candidates before the midterm.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I think it was a typo. Should have been, "Bored of Peace," or maybe, "Beard of Piece."
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Mic drop. Congress as usual passing the buck. We have a representative democracy, which is why we elect these f***ers. Their job is to literally enact the will of their constituents!
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Agreed. Also, it's gotten a lot more views than her terrible Amazon movie.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
You willing!
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
by Schumer or Jeffries actions. They are operating as if it's 2002 where politics is still seemingly "normal." They are not fighting as if an insane man is leading the country and the world into ruin. They are not listening to the base that desperately wants someone to fight and lead.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Dem leadership is complicit too. They would rather spend time arguing over processes and procedural votes, pushing abundance/3rd way neoliberalism, and fighting lefties. Yes, the GOP has slim leads in both houses. Yes, the GOP are evil, but we are in an existential crisis and you wouldn't know that
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Schumer and Jeffries are still field testing. They have to conduct several more focus groups to determine viability. If they reach consensus, then it will have to go to their marketing consultants and DNC lawyers to determine proper verbiage and agree on terms and conditions.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
May all the donor class corporate backed members of Congress choke on their greed and blind ambition.
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CynicalWon @cynicalwon.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I'm losing my shit more over the fact that we are still allowing this assclown to destroy alliances, cozy up to adversaries, commit war crimes daily, annihilate the planet, eviscerate the economy, rob the people of the US daily, while getting very little pushback from institutions and opposition.
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