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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️

@cynicalcryptid.bsky.social
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He/They 31 Stroke survivor Self published author Anime fan HoYoverse slut Pet dad (Four cats, one bearded dragon) Studio Ghibli is life Horror enthusiast

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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Rest in peace to the only man who I could call a Dad. To the man who adopted me when I was five. I love you, Daddy. You're not suffering now and you're with Momma. I love you. 💔💔
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Fuck cancer.
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Soon you're going to see Just how cold I can really be How much of a bastard I truly am You've reaped what you've sown For too fucking long And now it's time to face The consequences of your actions You've backed me into a corner And I'm about to bare my fucking teeth. Just a venting poem 🙃
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I'm so fucking tired. Like soul-deep tired.
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Why is the Twilight Fandom like this?
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Finally started typing out Fanged Deception. The first picture is what it's currently at, the second is what JUST chapter one was. I don't even have chapter two typed out fully yet. I have 14 chapters to type out. This might be a long book lol
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
This is beautiful. Thank you for this
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
The description for my upcoming book, Fanged Deception. It's a dark romantasy 💜 I know the grammar isn't the greatest in some spots, but it's how I wanted it to be and I love it.
Kairo has spent the last 75 years mourning the loss of his fiancee, Emilia, who was murdered by werewolves. As a vampire he has had to move from town to town, city to city, state to state so people don't find what he TRULY is, but he can't escape the truth OR his past.

Arlowe doesn't believe in the supernatural or paranormal, and believes everything can be explained scientifically or logically. As a human, they've never had to deal with a painful past like Kairo. A Father who blames them for the death of their brother? Sure,but that's NOTHING compared to watching your fiancee get brutally murdered in front of you.

The problem however? Arlowe is a DEAD RINGER for Emilia and when Kairo moves into Arlowe's neighborhood... Let's just say Arlowe's 21st birthday is going to turn their whole world upside down.
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Thank you! It was something I've wanted to get for a while, and on my birthday felt ✨perfect✨
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
My new tattoo I got on my birthday in memory of my Momma 💜
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Me and you when~? 😏
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Reminds me of the Duskwalker Brides series 🥵🫠
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Stopppppp you are so handsome 🥰🥰💜
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Haven't posted in a while lmao. But I absolutely love how good I feel since my surgery happened. My mood has improved, and hell, even my health has. My transition has quite literally changed my life for the better 💜
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
New project 👀👀 And it FINALLY has a name: The Dire Wolf's Fate.
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I miss you, Mom. Three years since you've passed and I still expect to get a text message from you asking how I'm recovering from my top surgery. I love you so much and I hope you're proud of me 💜
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I love this man more than my life, I'm ngl
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Pictures of the lunar eclipse last night
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I hate this time of year, and arguably this is probably going to be one of the worst years for me, despite the success of my top surgery and my name change. I miss my mom so much, and this country is going to hell. Life is great. 🥲
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Hello! 🥰💜
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I am ✨officially✨ Caiden as of today 🥰
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Took my first shower after getting top surgery. Pain was bad but man is the euphoria immense.
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
THANK YOU LOVE!! 💜💜
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
THE AMOUNT OF EUPHORIA I FEEL RN
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Thank youuu 🥰🥰
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The amount of fucking euphoria I feel is so fucking insane!
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Thank you!! 🥰💜
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Just woke up from my surgery and my god the difference between having a HUGE chest and having NO chest is amazing lol I'm so fucking happy 🥰🥰
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
On my way to my surgery!! 💜💜
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Gotta be at the hospital at 6 AM on Thursday. Less than 48 hours remaining
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
As someone who has been writing for almost 20 years, yes. It is VERY normal.
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
As a trans person who lives in the US... I'm fucking scared. But I will not stop fighting. I've come too fucking far to stop. My top surgery is in two days, court date for name change in eight. After that gonna try to change gender markers. I refuse to stop fighting.
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I KNOW. I'M SO HYPED.
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Roughly eight more days until my top surgery and I'm so fucking ecstatic.
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Fucking SLAPS 🤘🏻
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
THANK YOU 💜
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Also I got the date wrong, it's the 23rd, not the 25th lol Either way, top surgery is SOON.
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Thank you so much! 💜
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
In my excitement I failed to type out 'top' correctly lmao There really needs to be an edit button for posts 🥲
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
MY TOO SURGERY GOT APPROVED. I'M JUST WAITING FOR MY DOCTORS TO CALL ME BACK SO I CAN GET MY APPOINTMENT SET UP AND AS OF RIGHT NOW IT'LL BE JANUARY 25TH
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Thank you! 💜
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
YA BOI HAS HIS COURT DATE FOR HIS NAME CHANGE ON JANUARY 29TH AT 10:15 AM!
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I love Von Lycaon so much 😭😭 #ZZZ
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I GOT LIGHTER!! #ZZZ
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
#HSR I GOT MY BOIII
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
As someone who had a stroke at 15, I also didn't expect to live to 20 because of various reasons, and I just turned 30 and it's like... How lmao
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Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
#FuckTrump
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I'm being attacked
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Oh and I cried in front of the driver bringing me home from my doctor's appointment. All because of a damn song that reminded me of my mom 🥲 I don't think he noticed thankfully but still EMBARRASSING.
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Caiden 🏳️‍⚧️ @cynicalcryptid.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Guess who's gotta get a sleep study done. THIS GUY.
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