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Cynical Artist

@cynicalartist.bsky.social
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He/Him Fan of Sci Fi and Art, Making and Fixing Things, and being a good Spouse. Account is rarely SFW. Find me in your comments.

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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Keep on driving, my dude. youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY
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Kavinsky - Nightcall (Drive Original Movie Soundtrack) (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Record Makers
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
There’s this theory that light takes all possible paths and due to resonance cancellations, we only observe the path that is repeated most often, allowing it to stack enough to not be cancelled out. In essence, we only experience the one reality that is the most probable. 1/?
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
NIN Remaster’s drop next week.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#GoodOmens is back?! Fuck yes.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
@alice.averlong.com is this your doing?
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The original StarFox game, and now the remake, has all the characters with prosthetic boots. I can’t get the thought out of my head that due to different foot types of the species, and the need to make ships and vehicles universal, it was necessary to modify the species to fit the ship designs.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Timed Parrying should not be a core game component. If I can’t play the game without memorizing the insane timings of blocks for multiple weapons/enemies, then your game gets the uninstall.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This will look slick on any surface, dirty or not!
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Rhythm isn’t real word. There has to be a rule against too many consonants and sometimes Y.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Project Hail Mary was good.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The essay brought back so many memories of pushing old hardware to breaking and learning so much after the smoke settled.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
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a close up of a person 's face with flames coming out of it 's mouth .
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with flames coming out of it 's mouth .
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Like drifting? Like cool design? Want to pick up trash? Oh, and how about supporting small devs? Let me show you something…
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
This are the games that that have shaped my love for the genres. My9games.com
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Mind your own business and let people live. You literally don’t need to do anything.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but, I see you broken in all the right places. youtu.be/832YvQHzFqg
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Broken In All The Right Places by i am jen
YouTube video by i am jen
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
This year on Bluesky I wrote 28 posts and 907 replies (I told you that’s where you’d find me). www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
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cynicalartist.bsky.social's Bluesky Wrapped 2025
Check out cynicalartist.bsky.social's year on Bluesky!
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
My nephew, when asked if he wanted to try something new, said “I call dibs on no.” That phrase is perfect and mine now and no one can take it from me.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Got another #3dprint project to solve a problem with the dishwasher. The utensils tray had gotten beat up and the bottoms are starting to break open. This causes the utensils to fall through the large hole and jam up the wash blades.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I look forward to @idlehandsdev.bsky.social holiday build every year and this one did not disappoint! youtu.be/DlL3AunnM_I
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This Tiny Model Train Fits In The Palm Of Your Hand
YouTube video by SeanHodgins
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Today is a very “no, do not want to” day.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Being a wizard is a lot of work! Can you imagine thinking about your day and what could possibly occur to memorize a single spell for each of your 4 slots in a best guess hope that you will need to cast a hedge wall to keep that shithead in a cybertruck from cutting you off in the drive through?
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
As a child, not having the words to understand what you are going through is horrible. Looking around and not seeing anyone like you makes you feel a deep loneliness that is impossible to describe. Once you have the knowledge that you are not alone, when you have the words, it changes everything.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
If you see this, post an anime you love. youtu.be/kwBcyUGXI2s
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Voices of a Distant Star Trailer HD
YouTube video by Filmviewed
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Chill, people. No rush. Enjoy the moment.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Another week. Another “Fuck this week.”
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Hopefully all of you early risers have enough energy for the spooky festivities!
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Be safe while storm watching!
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
“The goggles. They do nothing!”
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Cawcaw!
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
So, after we remodeled the kitchen 4 years ago, we were left with a two-gang holder with a single center-gang toggle switch. It had remained uncovered because a two-gang center-toggle plate is not really a thing. So, finally got around to designing one.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Earliest Memory. Enough where, years laters, I saw a B copy of “Beautiful Dreamer” and something deep inside compelled me to buy it. I didn’t know why. As I rewatched it at home, all the memories came rushing back and I cried. It was alway in my heart, even if I had forgotten.
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a man and a girl are standing next to each other in a dark scene
ALT: a man and a girl are standing next to each other in a dark scene
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
You ever be watching something on your phone and remember you need to check something on your phone so you reach for your phone and freak out cause it’s not where you left it so you pause the video on your phone to look for your phone? Me neither.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I've been working through 2025's animated student films, and I've definitely got a favorite so far. "Death is a Giant Peanut," by Amy Boisvert. It's less than 7 minutes. Give it a watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNal...
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Death is a Giant Peanut | CalArts Film 2025
YouTube video by Amy Boisvert
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
As a flatlander, up and down are pretty wild.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
TFW friends and family are anxious and they ask you if that’s how you feel and you say “Not exactly. It’s like how you feel, but every day. All the time. Without end.” and they are horrified.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I just want to say that Sam and Andy Zuchero’s (instagram.com/thezucheros) film “Love Me” should be watched by all non-lifeforms and lifeforms alike.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... I’m not upset. I mean, this is on point. I’m just still processing this.
Sydney Adamu is a character from The BearJemma Simmons is a character from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.Leo Fitz is a character from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.Donna Pinciotti is a character from That 70's Show
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Uff. Postinh is hard.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
🎼You will eat it all, Tray full of dessert. You will force it down Until your belly hurts.🎶
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
@krimdelakrim.bsky.social you seem like you may enjoy this video about infinite possibilities: youtu.be/qJZ1Ez28C-A?... The experiment at the end made me cry as I realized that infinite realities could very well exist and one day may be observed.
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Something Strange Happens When You Trust Quantum Mechanics
YouTube video by Veritasium
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I purged everything from X. I’m keeping my profile to avoid anyone claiming the handle. I want to say it was hard to let go, but it wasn’t. With the dumpster fire it became and the leadership in charge, the decision was easy. Super simple to purge with free tools, too.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I can’t believe it’s only January 87th.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I’m gonna be mighty disappointed if I don’t see a civil war in my lifetime between those that hate and those that just want to live their lives.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Oh no. My first block on here. Looks like the “rondos that follow 11k people” have moved on over.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
@shubijubi.bsky.social looks like someone really liked the ad for the cookbook.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Just wrapped up my daily round of going through my X timeline just to block all ads.
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