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CymruGav

@cymrugav.bsky.social
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"A masterclass of social commentary cloaked in football and film references" - Bluesky Roast Music, movies and sport! Always returns his trolley to the bay. FPL: 24/25 - 1.6k 🌎 25/26 - 70k 🌎

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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 5h
The Hoilund celebration really got to me lmao, fair play
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lost to Portugal and Denmark away with key players missing and the usual lot are already calling for Bellamy’s head. Just cannot handle a loss. Persistent grey clouds in our fanbase.
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good for you Drew Lock
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Got Fontaines tix!
static.klipy.com
Semenyo Afc Bournemouth
Alt: Semenyo Afc Bournemouth knee slide
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Really happy with my team and points, but taken 5 price drops. Weird season. #FPL
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
GW3 - 1,179,029 #FPL
3 pts
Verbruggen
GKP

2 pts
Maguire
DEF

8 pts
Van Hecke
DEF

-1 pts
Thiaw
DEF

2 pts
B.Fernandes
MID

3 pts
Szoboszlai
MID

8 pts
Mbeumo
MID

5 pts
Tzolis
MID

27 pts (triple captain chip)
Haaland
FWD

1 pts
Calvert-Lewin
FWD

2 pts
N.Jackson
FWD
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lost boooooys Never spend their lunch moneyyyy YEEEAAEEEAHHH! 🎶
Phoebe Bridgers snarling
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Infernus Marine #warhammer40k #40k #wh40k #ultramarines #miniaturepainting
Painted Infernus Marine from various anglesPainted Infernus Marine from various anglesPainted Infernus Marine from various anglesPainted Infernus Marine from various angles
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
GW1 - 3,208,418 #FPL
54 points total.

Kinsky
Maguire
Rodon
Van Hecke
Thomas
O’Shea
B. Fernandes
Szoboszlai
Haaland
Calvert-Lewis
Havertz

Verbruggen
Mbeumo
Tzolis
Le Fee

(Bench Boost)
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This “Turnstile: Versions” album is tearing my dick off
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If you’re not into SCOUTED yet, we can’t be friends. Read this fantastic essay on Valentin Barco.
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
2-2. Another lovely tribute to Kevin Keegan. #Newcastle #Liverpool
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
U23 Premier League players I’m excited for this season: Arsenal: Christos Tzolis Max Dowman Aston Villa: Johan Manzambi Brian Madjo Bournemouth: Rayan
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Really want Bruno Fernandes to leave so I can afford everyone
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Calafiori + Gomez OR Neco + Groß ?? #FPL
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
“Football is liiiiife!”
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hmm #FPL
Verbruggen
AVL (H)

Maguire
HUL (A)

Vuskovic
AVL (H)

Williams
LEE (H)

Fernandes
HUL (A)

Palmer
FUL (A)

Mbeumo
HUL (A)

Semenyo
BOU (H)

Isak
NEW (A)

Calvert-Lewin
NFO (A)

Brobbey
IPS (A)

Bench:

Lecomte
CHE (H)

Muharemović
NFO (A)

Groß
AVL (H)

Thomas
ARS (A)
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Work in progress #Miniaturepainting #Warhammer40k #40k #Ultramarines
Half painted Warhammer 40k infernus marine. Front view.Back view
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Warhammer 40k Volvanic baseWarhammer 40k Volvanic baseWarhammer 40k Volvanic base
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Work in progress #Miniaturepainting #Warhammer40k #40k #Ultramarines
Warhammer 40k infernus marine attached to a painting handle. Front view.Warhammer 40k infernus marine attached to a painting handle. Side view.Warhammer 40k infernus marine attached to a painting handle. Front view. Added battle damage.
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hmm.
Trafford
Dubravka

Pedro Porro
Mosquera
Vuskovic
van Ewijk
J.Timber

B.Fernandes
Palmer
Kroupi.Jr
Gomez
Saka

Isak
Calvert-Lewin
Wright
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hmm
Arsenal
Raya


Liverpool
Kerkez


Arsenal
Mosquera


Brighton
Vuskovic


Liverpool
Szoboszlai


Man City
Semenyo


Arsenal
Rice


Bournemouth
Kroupi.Jr


Nott'm Forest
Igor Jesus


Man City
Haaland


Liverpool
Isak

Substitutes
GKP

Spurs
Dubravka

1. DEF

Aston Villa
Konsa

2. MID

Crystal Palace
Hughes

3. DEF

Coventry City
van Ewijk
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Has to be the first WC final where a player for one team has given a bath to a player on the other team. You’d hope so anyway.
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sunglasses Messi
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“The FIFA Bronze Final” #UtterWokeNonsense
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Frenkie De Jong? Eder Militao? John Stones?
Who's the best player that is going to be totally forgotten in 10-15 years?
As in they won't be someone any of us think back to of our own accord but, when reminded, we'll recall how brilliant they were. Our kids will have never heard of them.
Fabian Ruiz inspired this thought.
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Apropos of nothing, I got a great Cymru shirt recently, which I’m wearing today for the first time…
Patagonia inspired, Argentinian colours, Wales shirt.
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
One UFC headliner is a civilly liable rapist. A serial domestic abuser is in the Wimbledon final. Is there any sport left that you can just enjoy, without worrying which participant is some evil scumbag/criminal?
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Devastated at the news that Mitch McConnell is possibly escaping the prison that was the last few years of his life
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Unlucky Nige.
No "Reset" for Accountability: Procedural rules for the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards explicitly state that if an investigation is in progress and an MP ceases to be a member (e.g., through resignation), the investigation is suspended, not cancelled.  Reactivation: Should the individual be re-elected, the Commissioner has the authority to reactivate the investigation. Resigning does not retroactively immunize an MP from a breach that occurred during their previous term of office.
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Not laughing now are you
50p USA & Balogun winner and top scorer 4000/1 bet.
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The top club that ends up getting Bouaddi are so lucky. Absolute diamond.
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Every time I see some news about the World Cup, or the US in general, I’m even more glad we have nothing to do with it. Everything about football, except for the football, is now truly fucking disgusting. I’m so checked out.
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Arsenal very unlucky. Hard to get an offensive rhythm going when you have like 250 passes all game, but they are the best oop team in the world without doubt. Never seen so many PSG star players have off games and it’s because they were forced to.
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
GW38 - 70,627 #FPL
60 overall. Darlow 2. Gabriel 1. Van Hecke 1. Bijol 1. Hill 3. Semenyo 6. Salah, Captain with 12. M. Fernandes 9. Bruno, vice with 14. Kroupi 2. Flemming 9.

Bench - Verbruggen 2. Nico and Marmoush 0. Joao Pedro 1.70,627th overall.
1,054th in Wales.
11,116th “top 1% 24/25 league”.
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Invincible is the best thing on tv and has been for some time. Brilliant, introspective finale to season 4. And sets up season 5 perfectly. There will be DISCOURSE when a certain thing happens 👀
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Haven’t paid attention for a while. They play in orange now do they? Tan blackmail the fans into that one too or?
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Scouted email entities “sold out”.
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Copped a limited edition printed Volume 1 from the best football writers in the game 🔥
Scouted Football Volume 1
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Lmao
Shea Charles relieved sigh
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Imagine hearing “The Superbowl TD scorers this season will be AJ Barner and Mack Hollins” six months ago...
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Don’t think this is gonna be one for the neutral. Stating the obvious but don’t watch that turning point shite, even if it’s ironically. Just watch the clips after. Don’t give them big viewership to make a point. And for the second year in a row, go birds I guess…
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Oh yeah we’re gonna have fun with Vuc! F*** the Heat!
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
🤌🤌🤌🤌💉
Marseille and that dirty rapist missing out by one place in CL group
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Athletic Bilbao or Napoli score and the rapist is out of the CL 🙏
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Based
“Joe Biden could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and s***t Donald Trump and I'd still vote for him”
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Show me a more vindicated person this this
woman screams during trump inauguration
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Devastated George Micheal lying on floor in Arrested Development.
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Light work. #Broncos #NFL
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CymruGav @cymrugav.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
YYYYEEEEAASSSK HCDYCB HE EUDJCJGITIFYDTSTXHXNDYDTSGXBCBDTSRZHXNX CH DJ CJ. CHCHSTZYOCJ N NVIGHI
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