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Cymbal Choke

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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Next up in the NYT: “Your Brain Surgeon Is Inexperienced, Unqualified, and Intoxicated: Could That Be A Good Thing?”
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
You act as though the disgraceful, partisan hacks on the Supreme Court are going to apply the same standard to blue states that they are applying to red states. It would not surprise me one bit if they now strike down California’s redistricting on some fabricated grounds.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
No, the new name for Trump Republican is “Dipshit Asshole.”
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
This image should be used in the next cognitive test for Trump, with the question “how many turkey necks are visible in this picture?”
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
This jackass not only voted to fund and empower Trump, he also has the audacity to tell House members to stop complaining about the ineptitude of Chuck Schumer. Maybe he should focus on acting like a member of the opposition instead of shooting his mouth off in defense of Schumer’s incompetence.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Okay, but when the “other possible suspects” you’re still investigating ARE ABOUT TO COME INTO OFFICE AND BURY THE ENTIRE INVESTIGATION, you release the f**king files. This is just another example of incompetence and ineptitude from the Biden Administration, including Usless Jackass Merrick Garland.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
So illegal immigrants — the same people working hard physical labor jobs out in the hot sun, the same people hanging around Home Depot looking for day jobs — are buying up the houses that middle-class Americans cannot afford? These people are so fucking stupid, I don’t even know how it’s possible.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
@jaketapper.bsky.social watched the press conference and is wondering — have you heard about how Joe Biden’s mental acuity has slipped?
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I hope that by “we” you mean CT, because EVERY blue state needs to gerrymander Republican voters into electoral oblivion. Republicans have been doing this FOR YEARS across multiple states, and it is high time that Dems start fighting fire with fire. Enough is enough.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The idiocy, stupidity, and absolute ineptitude of the Democratic Party truly know no bounds.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Yes. And in the museum dedicated to honoring President Pedo, there should be a large plaque recognizing Garland’s contribution — accompanied by a picture showing him balled up in the fetal position and cowering in fear under a desk, which is how he spent his time in office.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I will never understand why she and the Democratic Party did not demand and insist upon the vote count audits to which they were entitled. That failure, to me, is disqualifying for her to seek any other office — and is certainly disqualifying for her to ask the base to donate to future campaigns.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Yes — unless you’re an inept Democrat who has no clue how to do politics. Let’s hope that AOC and Crockett pick up and run with this message.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
In light of this, I am sure that @jaketapper.bsky.social would like to remind everybody of Joe Biden’s mental decline.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Was that before or after she drafted up fake Epstein files and put Trump’s name in there and — instead of leaking the files to the public — buried them in the hope that Trump, 9 years later and in his second term, would face pressure to have to release them?
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
But hey, @jaketapper.bsky.social is wondering if you are aware of the decline in Joe Biden’s mental acuity.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
He should get the Nobel Prize in Medicine too, for his ground-breaking work in the use of bleach to clear out viruses inside the human body.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Yes, but do not stop in CA and NY — EVERY blue state needs to do this. And this is not solely about countering TX — the GOP has been doing this FOR YEARS in states they control, and it’s high time that Dems even the playing field. Enough is enough.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I guess all of that time he has been spending sitting in a dark closet waiting for Trump’s poll numbers to come down also gave him some time to think, and amazingly he came up with something.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Fantastic — let the conversion to Islam and Hinduism begin!!
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Anybody who talks about bullshit like the “moral high ground,” or “going high when they go low,” needs to be forcibly thrown out of the fucking party. The only right approach now is to go full scorched earth, to use every unfair, improper, underhanded, nasty, dirty trick that we can imagine.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The current party is a disgrace and an embarrassment, filled with useless, incompetent twits like @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social — who don’t understand the first thing about how to do politics. We need to turn things over to the few Dems who get it, like AOC, Crockett, et al.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Or — you can just search for “OK dipshit.”
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
And we, the people, each need to send him a letter, each and every day, that says precisely what he urged his DOJ colleagues to say to OTHER federal judges: “Fuck you.”
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Yes — and this is EXACTLY what every blue state needs to study so that it can gerrymander GOP voters into electoral oblivion. The GOP has been doing this FOR YEARS, while the incompetent Dems have been sitting around watching and “playing by the rules” and “doing what’s right.” Enough is enough.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Wow, looks like it’s time for partisan hack asshole @jaketapper.bsky.social to file another breathless report about Biden’s declining mental acuity.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
How did you leave off what he urged DOJ colleagues to say to OTHER federal judges, namely “Fuck you”? Now that HE is going to be a federal judge, it would be a shame if millions of people each send him a letter every day that simply says “Fuck You.”
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Every one of us should mail Bove a note, every single day, that simply says what he urged his DOJ colleagues to say to OTHER federal judges: “Fuck You.”
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Every one of us should mail Bove a note, every single day, that simply says what he urged his DOJ colleagues to say to OTHER federal judges: “Fuck You.”
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
You wanna know how? Merrick Fucking Garland — Mr. “I’m too much of a fucking coward to do my fucking job, so I’m going to spend my entire term in office hiding under my fucking desk in the fucking fetal position, sucking my fucking thumb and crying for my fucking mommy.”
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
It’s ABOUT FUCKING TIME Dems start fighting fire with fire, and get serious about saving our democracy. Enough is fucking enough — and we need to get rid of the “we go high when they go low” bullshit. Thank you for being one of the few elected Dems finally taking a stand and fighting back.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Governor: CA (and every other blue state) should do the redistricting — and gerrymander GOP voters into electoral oblivion — REGARDLESS of whether TX follows through on its current threat. MThe GOP has been playing these gerrymandering games FOR YEARS — and Dems have never reciprocated.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
We will get a lot of pleasure when her rancid, toxic, deplorable ass is dragged down the street on her way to Trump Auschwitz.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
“Good, anybody who has the disapproval of an incompetent, racist, pedophilic, imbecilic, royal jackass like you must be doing something right.”
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Blue states need to even the playing field for all of the past GOP gerrymandering AND respond to the current TX/Trump threat. Enough is fucking enough.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Not neuter — all blue states should go to fucking town and gerrymander GOP voters into electoral oblivion. The aim should be to grab the absolute maximum number of blue seats in Congress as possible. Because here’s the thing — the GOP has already been doing this FOR YEARS without Dems reciprocating.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Everything the assholes on the right complain about, or accuse the left of doing, is a projection and a confession — of what the right has done, what they are doing right now, or what they are planning to do. Every. Single. Thing.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
How about we lock up this piece of shit Bolling, as well as Ron Johnson, in Trump Auschwitz.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
That’s because they are all members of the Grand Old Pedophiles party.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Not according to the Supreme Court, which appears to believe that Congress has no power, no authority, and no role under the Constitution.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
How about we give you an enormous “Fuck You” instead, you despicable, pedophilic, narcissistic asshole?
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
“Pizza parlor” = Mar-A-Lago.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Because they are in the Grand Old Pedophile party?
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I wish these celebrities would start suing President Pedo for defamation every time he pulls one of these BS claims out of his fat ass. Yes, the standard is higher for proving defamation of a public figure, but the Pedo-in-Chief is meeting that standard with the abjectly false shit he’s making up.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Looks like somebody’s about to get the Presidential Medal of Freedom from President Pedophile!
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
What is happening now has nothing to do with the DOJ trying to find out the truth. This is entirely about two criminal co-conspirators meeting to further their criminal enterprise and get their lies straight.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Every elected Democratic official — from the useless and ineffective @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, on down — should be following Gavin Newsom’s lead and should be in the media EVERY DAMN DAY going after Trump and the GOP on Epstein, on ICE, on everything. Get off your asses!
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
But now, she has the ability to LIE to absolve Trump — so she has something of “value” to offer to the criminal pedophile on the other side of the table in exchange for a pardon. So, the thing she’s offering now is not the same thing she could used to convince unbiased prosecutors before.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
You are misunderstanding my point. Yes, she has always had the knowledge, but it was not going to get her a reduced sentence when she was dealing with competent unbiased prosecutors. Given the severity of her crimes, they were not cut her a deal just because she named some more names.
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Cymbal Choke @cymchoke.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Honestly, what the FUCK is he talking about? And @jaketapper.bsky.social, where’s your breathless reporting about how THIS President is batshit crazy and has completely lost his mental faculties? Or does this video make your partisan hack brain think, “wow, I can’t believe Biden lost his faculties”?
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