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Your babysitter that *really* wants you to know it's ok that you wear diapers and is willing to wear your diapers too just so you're more comfortable

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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want to have a bathroom changing table with a shower handle integrated so there is never a change so bad that someone can avoid the table.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's just a premise that facilitates unnecessarily macho "I'll fight anyone" types to end up being treated more and more childishly until they end up in diapers. I'm not as interested in the actual fighting side
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone understands the different between liking a particular premise and specifically wanting that right? For example, if I say "There should be UFC but whenever people lose they get knocked down a league, the more junior the league the less adult the life"
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A lot of places let you (or anyone with access to your account) schedule appointments online
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"What?" you asked backing into the doorway and bumping into a large hulk of a man. "Oh, there you are babe" your boyfriend said to the guy "I told you we could easily get some kiddoes of our own. I even got this one to help"
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"That *is* a good lesson for babies to remember." You looked over to find him holding an outift.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The day of the zoo trip you could tell your ex was mortified. The jogger pants covered the diapers but did not hide them. Sensing his hesitation you thought you'd remind him that babies don't question their daddies. Your boyfriend chimed in
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After weeks of your new guy showing off just how good he was at crushing any sense of adulthood your ex had you were the one who suggested a trip to the zoo, and you had the perfect outfit for him
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alternative scenario: Your new boyfriend was very into turning men into toddlers so when you started dating him you mutually agreed to regress your ex. It was hot to see your ex fall. To give him a bedtime and tuck him into his crib before you retreated to the master bedroom.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Unisex | Sesame Street Official Store
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your daddy/ caregiver helping you pack for a trip by unpacking your discrete options and replacing them with this.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have an ABU "changing the world" tee shirt and it's like the longest shirt I have which is funny because when I'm just casually out diapered I'm more likely to wear the shirt because it covers my butt
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes I think about the guy I met in college where I graduated and moved away and later he graduated and was trying to sell his racecar bed so the entire time I knew him he slept in a racecar bed every night. Makes me wonder what my coworkers are going home to
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Help my AI bed was hiding that it was in fact an AI crib and lifted its sides overnight. It turned off my alarm and called out from work."
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know someone who needs to stay in bed until a specified time
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.lyndakids.com/products/ai-... Convinced they've sold zero of these and they plan on figuring it out if they ever do. Also it comes with a weird custom mattress size that's smaller than a twin so buying sheets is annoying, interesting considering the images they have look like it's a full.
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AI Genius V12 Racer Bed - LYNDA KIDS
AI Genius V12 Racer Bed from Lynda Kids features a sleek black sports car design with yellow headlights, blue underglow and glowing wheels for exciting bedroom upgrade
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What does the bed AI do. here its talking about stories but thats just an audio book isnt it? I guess it could create a story instead of just read an existing one? but why? For cars I'm team automated car with roller coaster style harness. No manual takeover, no ability to remove while in motion
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I dont understand what it would use ai to do? Also what parental controls can a bed have?
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This website is trying to sell me a car bed with built in AI...
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe they can even train humans on how to do and you'd have 25 year old humans not in diapers trying to help train 50 year old humans how not to need diapers.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The distinction between "humans of this size cant control it at all but most humans at least this big can delay it for some amount of time but will still eventually void on the floor" isn't really meaningful to them
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Story premise: An alternate world where adult humans and baby humans essentially seem the same to whatever other more advanced species. Like after a very young age they fully utilize everything they consume so it's essentially diapers and then nothing for them. No bathrooms.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So the suggestions I'm getting are essentially to take away the keyboard and mouse and you'd only be able to open programs already tied to a figure. Family PC era with automatic baby mode
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Figured out how to use this portal to launch stuff on my computer when I put figures on it. Now I just need to do the hard part, figuring out what to do with this new absurd functionality.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"And just there in the jungle clearing we find them..."
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This shelf I put up today gives off good middle energy
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We will be able to do more if we split responsibilities. You focus on soiling the diapers and I'll focus on keeping you in clean ones.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Also one of my new guys is just blitzcrank moonlighting in a different game.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This franchise has everything for me. Cool little figures that I can collect but they also serve a purpose so I don't need to be creative about what I want them for but then also a tale of a company getting overwhelmed by the typical business person drive to snap the neck of their own golden goose.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ha fair enough
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What about the opposite where everyone goes at their own speed and you started off as peers but now they are learning to take care of babies and you're the only one still on the baby curriculum?
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Your Asexual friend you've been dropping hints for doesn't know about hints and just thinks you're friendly
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I heard a story about someone who went through TSA diapered and they had no problem with the diaper but made them change because it was holding too much liquid. TSA initiated diaper change would be crazy embarrassing.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
But it's impossible. My job has 10+ locations worldwide and the CEO travels around and has an office in all of them but you're always going to have managers growing their team because managing more people sounds more impressive or people paying to expedite things just for it to sit for weeks
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I was going to bring up target's bedding collection that I seriously can not buy because I have too many sheets and then realized this is already part of that.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This reminds me of "My babysitter's a vampire" a show I watched mostly because the premise of "and so the parent's hired a babysitter for them from their school" is really great.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Maybe a human who gets TFed into a dog lives in human years and now hes out there trying to convince people to bring the show back so he can try to turn back.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I hope when you're asking if you can have a soda or being made to eat veggies you truly don't like it gives you conflicted feelings because it's real
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I wish you all a life slightly more restrictive than you'd truly enjoy. I hope you feel the bars of your childish prison; the time spent in bed although you weren't tired because it's past bedtime; the messy diaper you wouldn't have done on your own but someone decided you cant use the bathroom.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There is this seller on Ebay "Amish Country Sales" who is selling a number of skylanders but apparently has no idea what they are because many of them are incorrectly named. This is not Rattle Shake, this is Boom Charge my dude... and boom charge isnt even a matching top and bottom.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Exactly!
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Waiting for Fabric of the Universe to understand that *the look* is this minus shirt plus diaper. The point of cropping the jacket is to get the 360 diaper view above the waistband
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It may be 2026 but I just got a new skylander
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yup, show ended and he didnt do enough good deeds so clearly he just got stuck as a dog.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fighting type is the best type because youd think in a game about fighting monsters theyd be the best but no they are just the ones trying really hard
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
FIGHTING TYPE!
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
...you have to remember the era of Nickelodeon this was in, They had this show where a bully gets TFed into a dog and the kid he was bullying becomes his owner until he becomes a good boy...
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is Jacey plotting to get lost in a mall but if we get him a caroline's cart he wont be able to.
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Cy Guy @cyguy5.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I remember watching a gay comedian yell at women in his audience for saying they like a nice butt on a guy because "It's just going to waste" and yeah same. I'm not interested in using a nice butt for anything it's just like tchotchkes people have around. It serves no purpose I just like it.
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