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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Cat has this blister lump thing under her chin. Anyone seen anything like it before? Shes eating and drinking ok
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Heard a strange clicking sound in my room in the wee small hours THERE WAS A FUCKING FOX SAT IN THE CORNER OF MY BEDROOM Little sod had wandered in through my bedroom balcony doors
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Me? Oh just mopping up the cat pee my geriatric moggy decided to spray all up the front door AND ALL OVER MY NEWLY SANDED FLOOR
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I went to a Toby Carvery by mistake tonight
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Aldi were selling a ‘wellbeing poncho’ No, me neither
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Anyone else got new mozzie bites on their forehead AND cheek? Only me? Something is FEASTING on me at the moment
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Becca Scott: Good Time Society Bug Encounter
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If anyone wants me I’ll be listening for birds on my Merlin app. So far Parakeet 1, Peregrine Falcon,1
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
As week 2 of the summer hols starts I again realise lm not great with lots of time on my hands. I know my diamond shoes are pinching but there’s only so many drawers a gal can reorganise
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
She still looks good (not hard when you’ve never done a day’s work in your life) #CatsOfBlueSky
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I was in Aldi in New Malden at 8.30 this morning, in my shorts, pretending I was in Portuguese Supermercado . Luckily I have a VERY vivid imagination
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Beautiful Portugal Coastal Villages & Horse
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My pretty pink coffee pot 🩷🩷🩷
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m activating No Spendgust™️ if anyone cares to join me
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Mickey Mouse, Donald & Goofy's Hunger Pains
ALT: Mickey Mouse, Donald & Goofy's Hunger Pains
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Relaxing after a domestically physical day with a little Murder 24/7
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m watching Perfect Days about the middle aged guy who cleans toilets in Japan and once I’d got over the fact he rarely wore gloves, it’s a beautiful film
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ok I’m chucking @newneo.bsky.social and I’m marrying my new hand held carpet cleaner
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This is a HOOT @kathyburke.bsky.social . Best memoir I’ve read in ages
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There’s no such thing as a nice looking cat litter tray is there. They’re all FOUL
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I see Andy burnhams Mrs has already begun to get her appearance pulled apart.,FFS. By women too
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
All my furniture is in the back garden and frankly I’m tempted to keep it there once this is done. This pristine floor will only highlight how old my sofas look
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
In my defence these boards were never sealed properly hence the filth. But look at the new stuff underneath!
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Prepared for The Great Floor Sanding. This room is the only exit from the ápärtěmentó so it’s being done in 1/2’s
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just bought a new radiator cover
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Jim Carrey's Quick Change in Bruce Almighty
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So my dad tells me about my mums serious heart condition and my mum tells me about my dads skin cancer and why can’t the actual person tell me the actual bad news
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I want to put trellis privacy panels atop this wall. But the brick columns are of varying heights, getting lower. Would you have the top of the trellis panels level and the bottom not, or would you have staggered trellis tops and the bottom level ? Does this make sense? Do you care?
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hellllo squidgy new metallic sandals. Now please can someone hide my Monzo card
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Anyone up for banging a saucepan out the front if England win?
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
open.spotify.com/track/20I6sI... It is impossible to be in a bad mood when this is playing
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Call Me Maybe
Carly Rae Jepsen · Kiss · Song · 2012
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So far spotted these A lister free loaders at Wimbledon. Dustin Hoffman Nicole Kidman. Anna Win-tour, Tom Hiddleston, Ben Stiller. Oh and JLo
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Just spent my end of term John Lewis gift voucher in 4 1/2 minutes. A mix of dull stuff (frying pans) and boujie brands that are a treat. Some very generous parents :))
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Another day in Hades’ firey arse crack (my classroom)
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m trialling parting my hair a different way tomorrow to look a bit more this ⬇️ and a bit less 👵🏻
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Is it possible for oneself to slowly cook from the inside <gets meat thermometer>
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
£44 for a Bobbi Brown tinted moisturiser is tantamount to daylight robbery. What do you men spend all your money on? I don’t know how women stay afloat with all the crap we buy
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Have I made it obvious enough that my class CANNOT TOUCH THE FAN
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
That’s a real shame about Penelope Keith. I know some twats on here like to say ‘Why say you’re sad when you never knew them’ . Us 70’s kids grew up with The Good Life. Margot was 💯💯💯💯
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’m hoping it’ll piss down in a minute to flush my shouty party neighbours back indoors. They’ve been yabbling since 1.30
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Elderly Woman's Funny Reaction
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’m going to see Lily Allen with my old Twitter mate Lee tomorrow and I can’t wait! Twitter was great for finding good fun mates (and long term partners :))
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I cannot come to terms with 40° heat next week. How are you all going to cope?
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Just close everything next week. Let’s all stay in, take our bras off and chill.
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Alan Shearer’s strangly gargled football commentary voice is
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Chandler Bing Yelling Shut Up
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If anyone’s watching the new Cape Fear Javier Bardem is 💯💯💯💯
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Had hot sausages in a baguette and a trifle for tea. I said what I said
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Harrison (4) tells me today that his favourite breakfast is ‘strangled egg’ but he only likes the ‘oaks’
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Good evening
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Friends fear she’s bought more trainers
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Writing positive reports about a class who have vexed me all year is not easy. Young children have changed. So have their parents.
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Well. This is just ridiculous isn’t it. In May for crying out loud
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
If I hear one more person on #masterchef say that a scallop must be caramelised and seared on the outside and soft on the inside I’m gonna hurt somebody
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
May this level of self loathing never find me
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Cybbo @cybillliberty.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Warm baguette, cold salty butter and jam, plus coffee = beautiful bit of breakfast
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