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Cybertruck Guy @cybertruckguy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Knocked out 25% of a furniture instruction manual today. FONTS! Managed to avoid the boss all day, turned off my notifications, Android on Do Not Disturb, Pineapple Bang on Fuck Yeah. Lay off. Still grieving, bro. Chick-fil-A tonight. Kitchen window still open. ONE LAST NIGHT. #chickfilasky #ferret

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Cybertruck Guy @cybertruckguy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

I think she's just gone. Miss you Lil Fe-Fe. Bang Hard Strawbs tonight. Maybe two cans. Maybe three. Kitchen window open. Drake on repeat. Heart empty. #ferretsky #BangHardStrawbs

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Cybertruck Guy @cybertruckguy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Took the CyberT in for the recall. PROBLEM SOLVED. But my ferret, Lil Fee-Fee is still missing. I miss her cute fuzzy ass so bad. I am holding her Bandits brand Yummy Ferret Treats - Meaty Bacon Flavor - and crying my face off, bro. FOR REAL LIFE. #BanditsBrandYummyFerretTreats #cybertrucksky

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Cybertruck Guy @cybertruckguy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I am done with today. Yo. Seriously. My ferret, Lil Fee-Fee has NOT RETURNED. Out the kitchen win-win last night. Checked her usual hangs -- behind that tree, up in that spot by the AC, down in those leaves, chillin in the yard. Nothing. Sad face emoji. I AM DONE. Gotta go to work. #ferretsky #sadAF

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Can people share their funny people starter packs/follow recs? Need to dial in the heehee to haha ratio in my fyp

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Cybertruck Guy @cybertruckguy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Bros. Long day. Looooong day. For real life, I had to call my boss d****s*****. He called me a m*****h**. Washed my Panda Dunks. Still hella sticky with Bang. NOT GOOD. The condo reeks like hot pineapple. Cracked a kitchen win-win and the ferret got out. #skycybertrucks #skyferret #skyBANGfiasco

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Cybertruck Guy @cybertruckguy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Tucked my Cowboys car blanket into my rolled up window to create a little car tent sitch. DID NOT WORK. Too bright. Also cars kept honking. No road nap. Back to work. Work succcccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssss. No nap. Dope lunch though. Gordita Suppies FTW. #skycybertruck #roadnap #gorditasuppies

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Cybertruck Guy @cybertruckguy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Okay. Car blankies. Cowboy blanket? Or Yankee Blankee?

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Cybertruck Guy @cybertruckguy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I am ALL OVER THE PLACE today. Work suckssssssssssssssss. Gotta even myself out. Drink a midday Bang. Take a nap while the CyberT cruises. What is y'all's favorite car blankets?

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Cybertruck Guy @cybertruckguy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

My CTs getting recalled. Gotta take it in. Software sitch. Feet still sticky. Left the socks on Ventura. Shoes feel weird. Love you all. Cybertruck drivers 4 life.

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Cybertruck Guy @cybertruckguy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Real talk. My feet are so sticky now and that is not okay. I can't handle this anymore. I'm about to cry. IN REAL LIFE. In real life! I am about to cry. I am for real throwing these sticky ass socks out the window.

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Cybertruck Guy @cybertruckguy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Yo. The sock cleaning DID NOT WORK OUT! Underline that shit. My feet are sticky as hell, bro. What is everybody's favorite flavor of laffy taffy? Grape? Watermelon? Cherry? STRAWBS?!

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Cybertruck Guy @cybertruckguy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Cleaned it up with my socks. Gotta get new socks. Best place to buy new socks?

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Cybertruck Guy @cybertruckguy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Just spilled my Bang. Damn. Dammmmmmmnnnnnn.

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Cybertruck Guy @cybertruckguy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Yo. Just found out stars are hotter than fire. Jk. Jk. Jk. Star emoji. For real, what should I haul in this thing?

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Cybertruck Guy @cybertruckguy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Just got my ct, bruh! Is there anything hotter than fire?!!!!

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