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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside

@cyberdonkey.bsky.social
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phonometrician of note , amateur surrealist, spawny eyed wazzock. acting my shoe size not my age.

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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gg time
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
i ran the music book section in Bath boomshop and this chap who had the look of a builder used to come in and was interested about all sorts of esoteric music. the third time this happened a colleague said “ you are getting on really well with Van Morrison , aren’t you“ @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Le violin d'ingreA
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Gig Alert
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Fancy some jazz?
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
what he said pizza express Dean street Monday July 6th
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This Sunday in SOHO London 12 Old Compton Street 6pm
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This good
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If you missed it last year come on down to Pizza Express live Dean street 6th July 2026
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Announceables sounds like a new, improved, and fresh fabric of society softener @aiannucci.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Jazxeroonie
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
@guywsc.bsky.social Rosdington reminds me of Sterling
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You know that rule about doing maths on air 😂 18 out of 60 is about 1/3 as @fletchsport.bsky.social said @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Happening imminently
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Seb Morgan is very young for his year he did his A levels last year I belive at Winchester his birthday is in August @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Currently the London feed on the BBC sport app is silent @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
My lad played at the country ground for Cambridge v Derby Uni & I was impressed with the place ( my first time in person) his first experience of a big board! @guywsc.bsky.social @fletchsport.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Is this broadcast sponsored by Philishave @guywsc.bsky.social @fletchsport.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Holden and Du Plooy both Left handed perhaps why the skipper dived for it in front of right handed Robson @guywsc.bsky.social @fletchsport.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I did suggest 2 mateches back that rather than Boschy the Middlesex players used the nick name " Bish-Bash" @guywsc.bsky.social @fletchsport.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Arcadia @guywsc.bsky.social i couldn’t get a ticket but it has transferred to the west end
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I had 2 music project studios in West Hampstead & know said Waste Train rumble in fact i lived in Dollis Hill & it went through the park, you could feel it a good distance away. My first studio was under the Barbers shop opposite the Mild May line if you remember John the Barber @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
can’t have been too many 1st class matches where both teams have a Caleb @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
There have been murmerings that Finn might be a selector and he has been impressed with Nav mentioning him on a TMS podcast recently for potential Eng pathway @guywsc.bsky.social @martycricket.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
fixed tea time today ? @guywsc.bsky.social @martycricket.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
is the tower triangular in shape? there is a UCl student hub developement right by the west way at the shepards bush spur road [ opposite latimer school sports grounds ] @martycricket.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Has Robinson been clocked for speed recently? He looks high 80s to the naked eye @martycricket.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
well the jokes on Mr Hand as i'm watching the feed while listening to you👍😂 @martycricket.bsky.social @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Robinson qualifies for the angry redhead bowlers club 😀 @guywsc.bsky.social @martycricket.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Will @martycricket.bsky.social be writing an article headlined "Raine stopped play"? @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
That was a mammoth day of cricket! @guywsc.bsky.social @martycricket.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Is Parkinson a wrist or finger spinner?. @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I suggest they call the new SA oversees " Bish-Bash" @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The imitation game @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Could this be a medium pacers paradise? @guywsc.bsky.social @martycricket.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Nav went to Hampton school as did TRJ @guywsc.bsky.social @martycricket.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Folconer has been on for ages so who is off? @guywsc.bsky.social @martycricket.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Rain percentages tell you how much of the moisture in the air is falling as rain, and how much is coming from other sources. So you can have 100% cloud cover but less than 5% falling as rain @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Rain percentage is not probability it is in fact telling you how much of the moisture in the air is falling as rain, and how much is coming from other sources.
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Is someone off the field I think Falconer is on fielding? @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Rafferty wrote "Baker Street" while trying to extricate himself from his Stealers Wheel contracts. He was regularly travelling between his family home in Paisley, Scotland, and London, where he often stayed at a friend's flat on Baker Street in Marylebone. @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Season 4 of Ted Lasso coming soon BTW @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I was also in Antigua for the 400 I have the T shirt which also recognises Jacobs 108 and the 751 declared
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Don't feel the need yo respond unless a message takes your fancy, I missed the news that you forgot your phone Yesterday @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The residents of Century Court must be enjoying the temporary view of the pitch from the lower floors @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
There are some spits & spots on the terracotta of the Turrets on the pavilion 🌧️ @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I'm here at Lords today @guywsc.bsky.social
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simon “ cyberdonkey" Whiteside @cyberdonkey.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Now has Zimmer has bought Maida Vale studios the BBC symphony etc are moving yo Stratford. @guywsc.bsky.social
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