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@cyberbeth.bsky.social
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
thought i really invented something when i put a dab of hot sauce on my joseph’s pita with a jammy yolk egg on top sprinkled with an abundance of chopped chives…. i go to put the ingredients away and there’s a picture of my exact meal on the bag of mini pitas
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
is it pronounced yerba mate or yerba mate
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
some of yall eating up that new instant feature on instagram in ways i’m deeming unfathomable
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
i’m obsessed with my old friend from high school who reposts on her instagram story every single week “*slams laptop shut til monday*”. i genuinely look forward to it every time. it’s a constant in my life.
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
patty melt on rye
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
send me this post
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
when the conversation is actually just a lecture 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
forgot my sports bra for the gym and somebody’s dad can’t stop staring at me
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
u wouldn’t believe how many old men work out at the YMCA in jeans, a button down shirt, and a sweater vest
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
do not go looking for girls season 3 at the library. i will have it checked out until march 12.
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
people that work from home are like “i’m sooo swamped i have to watch tv all day and move the mouse around on my computer every hour and get paid $1,000,000”
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
sick and at home on my day off. not ideal!
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
rethreaded my hoodie string in under 2 minutes let me know if u guys want any tips from a professional
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
maybe unpopular opinion but i should be able to buy parsley in a much smaller amount than the bunch it’s sold as. i’m not gonna use that much. and i hate food waste.
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
no stop motion christmas movie is safe from me
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
i break every crayon i pick up. i’m really sorry to the crayons. i should not be so forceful. i expect way too much out of them. it’s just not realistic.
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
bought a half dozen bagels yesterday i’m beaming with excitement just thinking about which bagel i’ll choose when i get out of bed
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
i do a really good cameron winter impression
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
the canadian border patrol was really excited that i was going to nordik spa for my birthday
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
i will sooner stop watching tv altogether than i will sign up for a subscription service that kicked me off of my parents account
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
i love saying sorry
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
wait did i just chop the unc of the summer?
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
leveled up at the diner so hard i now text my waitress about my day
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mlly @larva-lattice.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Shoulda never smoked that shit now I’m reeling in the years
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
some days you are having the worst year of your life
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
the guy who lived in the house before my roommate and i keeps getting packages delivered here. i suggested we open one finally (because im nosey) and my roommate said “character is how you act even when no one is looking.” ate my ass up
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
maybe i’m a pessimist but yoga with puppies goats etc sounds like pure shit to me
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
sighing in my roommates doorway so she asks me what’s wrong
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
my boyfriend is mostly trustworthy only time he’s not is when i’m asking him what i look like
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
no drama but the new pile album is really really fantastic.
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
should i move out of rochester ny
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
i love my job. on tuesday i got paid to go to a yoga class with my client. today we went to 3 record stores. im currently at the library with another client reading my book. im at the diner 3 times a week minimum. well i was doing that already but now im getting paid to do it
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
extremely unfortunate that the $40 moisturizer from lush has changed my life and now i have to keep buying it
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
a lot of good stuff happening tonight. gonna have to stay in
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
been DMing with a scammer for 3 days because i’m bored
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
please do not come up and order at my job when you see me doing the crossword
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
imprisoned in my own mind and aint even getting 3 meals a day about it
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
i hate website
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
lotta people hating on the new justin bieber album let me be the first to say i like it
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RXKNephew @rxknephew.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Don’t nobody pat themselves down better than a dude looking for something that HE KNOW he ain’t got
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
every time a new font drops on instagram i feel like ive been shot
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
emailing my old landlord about the security deposit every other day is not enough i need to reach out to her family members and ask them directly for it as well
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
i could not be on this season of bachelor in paradise bc instead of finding love in my age group i’d be asking all the old people about their lives and making connections with them instead
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
i can’t trust this certain food blogger who has been reviewing upstate ny restaurants because why are you at the worst diner in my hometown talking about “best pancake of my life”
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
the vibe at the ymca at 9 am rocks (i love old people)
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
is it pronounced peony or peony ?
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
so called free thinkers until that yearbook font drops on instagram
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
kids section at ikea hates to see me coming
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beth @cyberbeth.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
massage and band practice on the same day my life is seriously something beautiful
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