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evil cypress

@cy-evil.bsky.social
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they/them boykisser | god decided to make me acespec AND horny and that’s going to be the internet’s problem | 🔞 obv, there will be hot men abound | in my 20s

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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
mmm,,,, gargoyle who’s dick is locked in a magic “sunlight” cage so it’s always stuck as stone,,,,,,, mmmmm
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arcacuck.bsky.social @arcacuck.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Turned into a pooltoy, trying to rub your hypersensitive needy null bulge with your useless bappy pooltoy paws while the dumb goofy happy permagrin expression printed on your face belies how mind shatteringly horny you are
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
consistently a fan of kinkwear cages, they hold up well and won’t break the bank like some other brands!!
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🤍 Naudiz 😈 (YCH OPEN!) @naudiz.dog · 07/09/2026
Commission for @jaxcoyote91.bsky.social! 🐮🛏💜 Bro's 6'3" and built like a tank; you're gonna be sleeping on HIS schedule from now on. t.me/NaudizArt is my art channel! #nsfw #art #furry #furryart
"I decide when the cuddles end. Got it?"
Semore the bull poses seductively (and odorously) on an abstract representation of a bed. His massive cock and boytits are on full display.

Tags: semore bull cow bovine male solo nude naked muscle musclegut musclechub fat chub chubby hairy moobs nipples areola belly gut pubes penis erect erection glans foreskin uncut precum balls barefoot plantigrade feet toes soles musk musky smelly bed
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Hadou (Char) (18+) @had0uthechar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'll shower later, apparently I smell better this way according to @burnttoasts.bsky.social~! #furryart #nsfwfurryart -hadoucharart-
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
😳😳😳
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
methinks the whole FVN drama rn just hammers home the fact that furries NEED to start consuming non furry media. idk at least as like a palate cleanser
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objet petit ott @isheoughtto.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ok i actually read the fucking VN and everybody else saying anything about it is wrong including the author follow me for Takes
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
lrp #needthat
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aki 🔞 - COMMS OPEN📌 @trmk2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
he'll always take care of you🩷
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
kaijune is one that i know!! it caters more to the macros but its definitely there
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
it’s crazy how much the sunglasses change everything,,,, he goes from silly whimsical joker to dominant with just a pair of shades,,,,, too much power
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Aennor Illustrations 🔞 @aennor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Good pups cum while being held by daddy #nsfw #furryart #yiff
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i NEED to lick all of his… him. schlurp
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Razzle @razigator.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
In a lotta furry documentaries they try to downplay how much sex/kink is part of the fandom and im not a fan of that , saying how its "the absolute minority" sometimes its a big part and thats okay that people are happy and have a place for it.
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
proton is a great free vpn! totally not relevant to anything here (:
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
he has the juiciest honkers i’ve ever seen. puts them in one o them lemon squeezer things
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
the… the shorthand for that is…. is….. nay i shan’t
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
mmmm fat leaky mantits 😋
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
they need to pass a law to make men who have The Goods flaunt their goods just a bit always. for me and those like me
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
ough the belly,,, the moob,,, the bit of the ass hangin out the top of the jeans,,,,, i have never needed a man more
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arcacuck.bsky.social @arcacuck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Being made to pleasure others and make them cum while your dick is locked away and ignored like a proper toy
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i’m gonna be so fr i have stayed in rooms at some of my family’s homes before that look Exactly like this. i am unfazed by brazen texanness
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TULER 🌱🌈 @supertuler.art · 02/07/2026
Dang, I hate when that happens! 🌧️
Sketch — Draw over of a personal photo using my panda shepherd sona. After getting caught in the rain, the soaking wet shirt adhered so close to my body it became comedically revealing. "Lore accurate"
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i love slam poetry
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
GOD HES SO HOTTTTTTTTT
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Seg'Urus @segremores.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
June is a month to remember: -Cops are not our friends. -Corporations are not our allies. -Assimilation and respectability is death. -Pride is the opposite of Shame, which is what the cishet mainstream wants us to feel. Happy Pride Month, everyone! 🐂🏳️‍🌈
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
you don’t owe us anything!! take your time, keep yourself safe and healthy, all that jazz. YOU come first, not your followers lol <3
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
this may be odd but. caramelizing onions. like no cheats to make it happen quicker, nothin, just going low and slow for like 45mins-hr. AND you get french onion soup out of it :3 (if this isn’t for you that’s so fair i am just a freak and get true joy out of it lol)
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ramsacked (10/10 slots open) @ramsacked.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I need to suck fat hairy man dick to the base where he then holds me head in place while he blows his load down my throat BAD Taking volenteers :3
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
this is everything i could’ve ever wanted in a man holy shit he’s gorgeous
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mosey @mosin.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
That fire fox with several tails
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Pup Davey @puppydavey.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I hope this explains it in a way that makes sense? I'd love some feedback on this video as well. #bottomanatomy #furry #lgbtq #educational
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Tolox @tolovix.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Need a glass?
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Locito @locitony.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Mission for @forbadtimes69.bsky.social
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Ton♠️ @toniluvsgm.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The Koopa King🔥💕 #Bowser
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
the things i would do to spend a mere five minutes with him
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Booneyard 🔜 MFF @booneyard.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Guardian of the seas? yeah right! you cant even guard your own waistline, buddy!!!
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Spysok @spysok.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
You found me in ass phase of my life 🍑
Naked wolf man showing off his rear end. Tale raised, he looks at you from behind his shoulder with contemplating look. Red light shines at him showing of curves of his fit body. But the most attention take his pink hole and balls which seductively hang there, inviting you for heated action which will last all coming night~ Made by Spysok.
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Lexy Worx (Slots Open!) @lexyworx.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
A wild Lucario appeared! Lucario used Leer!
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Lucario-Desu 💙🔞🎨 [Hiatus] @lucariodesu.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Suddenly lost my job a few days ago. Trying to hang in there, but man I'm feeling rough. Would love to open for commissions or something but don't think my art could be worth what I'd have to charge to support myself right now. For now gonna try to work on some doodles while I job hunt..
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
god i wish that were me 😻😻😻😻
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
me as Fuck actually
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pony_dreaming🔞 @ponydreaming.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Combining some sheath and pits ideas for this Lucario request! 😘 #nsfw #request #furry #yiff
nsfw request image combining a armpit and sheath submission: lucario can't get enough of the incineroar's smell and can't hold it in!
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
this was on my phone in the shower damn
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
he can’t ever listen to eric whitacre because there’s such a high chance one of the cluster chords is the precise musical trigger to enter hypnosubspace and it fucking tears him up inside
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
guy with perfect pitch who’s hypno trigger is a very strange/uncommon/bizarrely-voiced chord “oh man, that sounds like a C#m sus4 with a #13–“ *ping*
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Matcha Ryu @matcharyu.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
need help there little one?
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evil cypress @cy-evil.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
i splurged and bought higher quality ceremonial grade matcha instead of the cheap stuff, you can instantly taste the difference. it’s soooo yummy i love my grass
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