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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is an excuse to post my favorite Sebulba tweet.
A tweet from @matttomic. The attached image is Stephen A. Smith pointing at the camera mid-speech. The banner below him says "Sebulba: Hall of Famer?" The tweet reads: "I have the UTMOST respect for what Sebulba has done for the sport of podracing. But LISTEN. If you're going to tell me 'Sebulba's the GOAT', then explain how come I turn on the Boonta Eve Classic and watch him GET WHOOPED by a NINE-YEAR-OLD BOY."
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A fish pointing to a chalkboard in front of four other fish. The chalkboard depicts three hooks. The caption reads: "children this is bait".
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Two fish, under three empty hooks. The caption reads: "This is an insult. They've not even baited the hooks."
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got to be an elf yesterday!
Me, in a green dress. I am wearing a flower crown, elf ears, and a copper rose.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Painting of a bird with its beak open. The caption reads "mind if i scream".
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
    [Cueball is sitting in an office chair at a desk in front of a laptop with his hands raised above the keyboard. An off-panel person replies to his remarks.]
    Cueball: Ugh, people are mad at me again because they don't read carefully.
    Cueball: I'm being perfectly clear. It's not my fault if everyone misinterprets what I say.
    Off-panel person: Wow, sounds like you're great at communicating, an activity that famously involves just one person.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Liberals when a candidate's transphobia might affect a real person (i.e. themselves).
Scooby-Doo grimacing
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't think any of us expected her to say that.
A screenshot from the Simpsons episode "Homie the Clown". Homer just stormed off after saying he's going to clown school. The rest of the family is sitting at the table.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A reaction image of a hook in front of a fish. The caption reads "low quality bait". The image has a ton of jpeg compression artifacts.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You want a delicious piece of irony? Do you know what prompted Barthes to develop the concept of "Death of The Author" in the first place?
Quote from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_the_Author:

Barthes notes that the traditional critical approach to literature raises a thorny problem: how can we detect precisely what the writer intended? His answer is that we cannot. He introduces this notion of intention in the epigraph to the essay, taken from Honoré de Balzac's story Sarrasine in which a male protagonist mistakes a castrato for a woman and falls in love with him. When, in the passage, the character dotes over his perceived womanliness, Barthes challenges his own readers to determine who is speaking, and about what. "Is it Balzac the author professing 'literary' ideas on femininity? Is it universal wisdom? Romantic psychology? ... We can never know." Writing, "the destruction of every voice", defies adherence to a single interpretation or perspective. (Barthes returned to Sarrasine in his book S/Z, where he gave the story a rigorous close reading.)
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah but this was before backstabbing got nerfed.
A four panel comic. Panel one says "Dark Souls" in the corner. The panel shows a black knight who says "Come. Meet your end, interloper. I am the blade in the darkness." Panel two shows the PC dodging sideways. The black knight says "I am the terror in the-OHMYGOD SHE'S MOVING SIDEWAYS!" The third panel shows the black knight about to get stabbed. He says "Where did she go!? Where did she go." The final panel has the caption "Dark Souls II". In it the PC is standing in front of a knight with a magnet on the end of his sword.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Mr. Burns saying to Lisa Simpson "My God, are you always on?"
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A club penguin user roleplaying as a 911 operator. In the first panel they say "what do you mean youre being murdered". In the second panel they say "thats illegal people cant do that".
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Michael Scott from The Office. The caption reads "Truth be told, I think I thrive under a lack of accountability."
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Daniel Tosh giving a fake interview. The caption says "It must be hard, being that fucking stupid."
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Michael Bolton from the movie Office Space. The caption reads "No way. Why should I stop using em dashes? AI's the one who sucks."
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I mean that's the real answer, but I like this.
An oglaf comic depicting Frodo and Gandalf riding eagles. The interaction goes like this:

Frodo: "If you could call giant eagles all along why did we do all that fucking walking?"

Gandalf: "The eagles are a proud, majestic people, not to be summoned on a whim."

*One of the eagles eats one of their companions.*

Gandalf: "Also, you don't want to be riding one when it gets hungry."

Frodo: "Ha ha haaa! Land this baby! It's fucking walk o'clock!"
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A quote from OP's article: "What’s especially galling here is that Trump and Republicans have embraced a slew of communistic policies — such as taking government ownership in independent businesses — that critics of various political stripes have condemned as 'MAGA Maoism.'"Conan O'Brien looking condescendingly at the camera.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A snippet of the image in the previous post, showing that this tweet was a paid partnership.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Whole lotta replies to this post that read like this
Two people having the conversation. The one on the left is labeled "Leftists", and the right labeled "DNC". The leftist says "You have 2 years to generate a candidate that doesn't support genocide", the DNC says "So you're just gonna let Trump win?"
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
16 pins? What are we, Rockefellers?
AT21CS01-STUM17-T, 1 kilobit of EEPRROM stuffed into an SOT-23 package.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I love Facebook marketplace.
A cyber truck with a wrecked front end for sale on Facebook marketplace. The seller is asking $39,000 for it, despite clearly being non-drivable.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A scene from the movie Super Troopers with a modified subtitle. It says "HIS FAITH IN INSTITUTIONS IS FULLY ERODED! YOU CAN'T ERODE IT ANY FURTHER!"
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The article OP posted addresses this exact myth.
An excerpt from the article. It reads:

"So it is welcome news, then, that as of this month, the average new EV on sale in the UK is cheaper than the average new petrol car. But new isn’t everything. In a twist that might displease Henry Ford, a recent report found EV batteries treated well should outlast the cars themselves, suggesting used EVs are a much better deal than they would first seem."
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
And I get acid reflux if I eat right before bed.
A panel from the comic super mega. The panel shows a face saying "MY INSTINCTS TELL ME LIFE SHOULDN'T BE SO HORRIBLE".
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
How about Jesus playing some defense?
A photo of a statue of Jesus and two children playing basketball. Jesus is slapping the ball in the air. The caption reads "Jesus Says: GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE!"
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
A screenshot of:

https://theonion.com/god-answers-prayers-of-paralyzed-little-boy-1819564974/
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I got way too excited for this pull
The wikigacha card for Open-source licenses.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Two panels featuring David Lynch. The caption in the first panel says "One day, the sadness will end." The second panel says "But I don't think today's the day."
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Now accepting trades
The Warhammer 40k card
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Bart Simpson standing in front of a man at a drafting table, using a spirograph. The caption reads "Wait. Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of spirograph and the rise in gang activity?"
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
punxsutawney phil, you lying rodent
A picture of my indoor/outdoor thermometer. The temperature outside is 81 degrees fahrenheit.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Boar head exploding emoji
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Hey @bsky.app, if you're going to force me to give you more personal information, the least you could do is make sure the form doesn't break before I even input anything.
A screenshot of bluesky trying to force me to add a birthdate to my profile. The form for submitting my birthdate is red and says "Error: NotEnoughResources.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
A scorpion riding on a frog's back. The caption reads "lol" Said the Scorpion, "lmao".
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I've picked up stamp carving recently. I have a lot to learn, but I'm really enjoying myself with this!
My first stamp prior to carving. It is sitting on top of my ruler and the original sketch.My first stamp, after carving.A test print made from any first stamp.My second stamp, next to a test print.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Fair
Bone Wheel Skeleton from Dark Souls 1.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Mr. Snrub, from the Simpsons.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
"Uhhhh actually 'the eye of the needle' is a long lost name for a specific entrance to Jerusalem and would be super easy for a camel to pass though. Jesus was actually saying it's super easy for the rich to get into heaven!" What?
A two panel meme. The snuggle bear mascot is looking forward in the first frame. The second frame shows him looking left to the person sitting beside him.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Fuck yeah!
Solaire of Astora holding two scoops, each holding a sun wearing sunglasses. The caption reads "Two scoops of Praisin".
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
A panel from Calvin and Hobbes. Hobbes says "That lesson certainly ought to be inapplicable elsewhere in life." Calvin replies "I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification."
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
We already have enough opinions from bigots here, we don't need any more.
A screenshot of @sturmlliouville.bsky.social's  username, with warnings from multiple account labelers warning this user posts transphobic and transmisogynistic content.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
God I miss having devices with more than 2 ports.
A drawing of a woman with her face to the ground. Underneath is a photo of a 3.5mm headphone jack. The caption reads "We still talk about you".
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
shoveling snow rn
Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
"17 years ago"
A dog lying on the ground with a sad gaze with a toy dinosaur looming overhead. The text at the bottom says "🎵 Hello darkness my old friend 🎵"
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
A child wearing a red shirt sitting in front of a yellow background. He is being interviewed. He is asked "What is your greatest wish?". The child answers "I just wanna punch god in the face".
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
A modified Simpson meme. Principal Skinner says to Mrs. Krabappel "Is this how you imagined Jan 6th, 2026, Edna?". Mrs. Krabappel responds "Well, yes. But then, I was very depressed."
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
🧑‍🍳
A dozen homemade ginger snap cookies on a wire rack.Two dozen iced sugar cookies. One dozen are tree shaped with green icing and dot sprinkles. The other dozen are snowflake shaped with long blue sprinkles.
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Bee 🐝 @cxyn.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I think this is the moment when he started to question his life choices.
Jake Paul with a fearful expression about to get clocked by a punch.
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