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analchanteuse

@cwystal.bsky.social
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Where you at @charliencontext.bsky.social
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Anyways that’s my bitching for the evening.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I hope she takes all of 2026 off. No press, music, tours. Literally nothing. Fall back in love with it all. The music. The process. The writing. The singing. The performing. If she wants. I wouldn’t blame her if she didn’t at all. If she does, come back and actually be here for it all.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I was thinking with her being with Anderson, he would light a creative spark in her and make her fall back in love with it all. He has in some ways. We got the album. She’s also been doing this for 3 decades and is probably over it all. There was just no passion from her during the rollout. At all.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
If the singles had popped, things may have gone different but they didn’t. Did well on radio. But that didn’t turn into sales or higher chart positions. The way she’s been “performing” hasn’t helped it either.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
But, I blame gamma for it. They failed on digital side of things. Apple partnership and they didn’t get the cover plastered everywhere with them. No TikTok / social media ads. No billboards leading up to release. A complete failure. I’ve already bitched about this but come onnnn.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
It’s scary tbh. It’s also upsetting that everyone is ignoring it cause they’re enthralled with a new era. Speaking of, I would not be surprised if a new era doesn’t happen again for quite some time after that first week debut. I wouldn’t blame her or gamma tbh.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Mariah is forgetting album release years, can’t remember lyrics without a telepromoter, recalling memories differently (she said the VMAs dress was Whitney’s.. not hers - twice). She can’t explain creative process. She can’t answer questions. Something is wrong. Clearly. Everyone’s ignoring it.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I put on the other app I hoped her team was fired. Digital, market, creative. They did the bare minimum. Why did I see vegas ads instead of the album? I got yelled at lol They were trying to say gamma isn’t a label.. tf you think a multi-album deal is for?
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Between Cardi, Doja and Mariah.. Doja was the only one to actually sign the vinyl.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I thought after a 7 year long wait, there would be much more effort in the vinyls / albums. All the covers and booklet pictures were just recycled for different versions. Compare it to Doja’s and what a differnce.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I remember years after TEOM was released, I was still finding new pictures from the entire photoshoot.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I got my HFIA vinyl and it was so disappointing. There was barely any effort in it. The middle was just another picture from the CD booklet. The Amazon “exclusive” covers were just pics from the album booklet too.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I don’t think too many Lambs follow me on this app. This might be my account to vent and bitch about things MC related lol I don’t think her team keeps up with it either.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
What’s going on over here?
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Oh no..
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
You handle that? Or you still need to be handled? 👀
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Thank you! :) have a great love day!!
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I will be wearing out every pic from this shoot for months to come.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentine’s Day lovers and friends! ❤️ I hope you have a special day filled with love and laughter.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I wonder if I can wrap my hands around that arm or not.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
And yet look at you.. thriving 😭
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Since when are we so vocal about our slutty thoughts?!
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Hope y’all doing well over here 🩵
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I tried to make something over here but not many people came over from the other and it’s hard starting all the way over lol But that other side really getting to me so I wanna distance myself. I feel myself being more negative and I don’t like that.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
This the first thing I see opening the app in weeks?
media.tenor.com
a cartoon drawing of a man with a star on his sleeve
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a man with a star on his sleeve
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
😵‍💫
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I’d give my ALLLLL
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Sunday scaries. Two weeks off and reality hitting.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I love seeing Zoey Saldana win in life.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The algo on here sucks omg
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Let me go get a tank top and recreate correctly lol
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel (2009)
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Only a few more days left of this break and do you think I did everything I wrote on my list? No
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Thank you 🙈 I was all nervous but had fun! Did another outfit too. Just wanted to help a friend launch their business.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Can someone tel TikTok that I’m tired of seeing lives on fyp from everywhere but the US? I don’t know Tagalog, Russian or any of these other languages they throwing at me
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I’m a flop on this side omg Did everyone end up going back to the other app? I can’t keep up
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
WOW 😍🩵
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
On par for me to reply to month old notifications. My bad lol I’ve been having a TIME
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
@quirabb.bsky.social I hope you had an amazing Christmas and NYE beautiful 🩵 2025 is about to be so good to you. I’m putting it out there.
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Thank you hun!! End of an era? The new era is even better. You didn’t think I was gonna be with a man that would change much of my ways did you? 🤭 Happy new year! 🩵
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Thank you!! :)
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Thank you :)
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Thank you boo!! 🩵
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
But there are more with a cuter outfit that I like even more. I’ll save those for when I need to update media again lol
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Can’t tell you the number of times I’ve been told the 3rd pic looks like I belong in the WNBA or I’m about to announce new pronouns. And if I did?! 😭 But tbh it was just to help a friend launch their new company! So it wasn’t meant to be super sexy or anything. Real classy 🥂
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
My goodness, I forgot how tiring updating multiple social media apps with new pics is. Anyways. Happy 2025! 🎆 Let’s see how much I stick around on here this year. At this point, I’m using it just to see how y’all are doing. I hope this year is your best yet! 🩵
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
And any shenanigans I participated in were encouraged or supported by him.. so 🤣
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Loving some of the confused reactions on ig. Nothing was ever a secret. I posted a few things of us over the year+ but I just don’t everything every day 💀
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analchanteuse @cwystal.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Ahhh thank you gorg!! 🩵
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