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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Hey Ryan, have you font anything useful today to end capitalism? Of course you haven’t. And you never will.

CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Wait, I think I understand why lunar missions don’t matter to a leftist: No socialist/communist country has ever actually landed on the moon. They’ve never once been able to achieve one of humanity’s greatest accomplishments. Only America has, only Americans have.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

And using your computer is all you’re good for. Typical leftist idiot, mad at the rest of the world for doing the things you’re too cowardly to do yourself.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

lol the hell are *you* doing to stop Trump then? Sit the hell down, Ryan.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Saying “I don’t care about <topic>” isn’t secret code for deeply caring about said topic. Most people who stop being twelve mentally figure that one out.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

For the record? Sure. One on one, a guy in full steel plate armor would probably win. But it’s stripping out a lot of important battlefield details, and also both combatants knew the limits of their styles and how to best use them.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

My favorite useless nerd argument is “European knights would stomp a samurai because pop culture gets samurai wrong, *proceeds to list a slew of ways pop culture gets Medieval European combat stuff wrong*”

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

For real though — log out. Go for a walk. Talk to people. Nobody cares about what the head of the FBI said to a guy.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

“I’m not angry at all. There’s just stuff that I really and intensely did not like.” Why is everybody so stupid nowadays

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I am on my knees and begging you: tomorrow at work, ask a co-worker how mad they are about a conversation Kash Patel had. Hell, tell them how mad it made you. I assure you they won’t know what you’re talking about and you will unnerve them. Assuming, of course, you are employed.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

‘Kay. You gonna do something with this anger, or are you just gonna piss and moan like a child over a game?

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

‘Kay. You gonna do something with this anger or just piss and moan like a child?

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

‘Kay. And America beat Canada in a sport only Canada cares about.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Friend, I didn’t even know there was a conversation between Patel and the dude until I logged onto BlueSky and saw you insufferable twats whining. Nobody is going to remember Patel. Only you weirdos care about it. Go outside and touch grass.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Literally nobody is going to remember Patel drinking.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Right? This we don’t owe them a debate. And I personally will use ad hominem because, once again, it ain’t a debate and I’m not obligated to respect them.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

lol I muted him. Just another dude who has never left his hometown and only understands the world through memes and internet propaganda

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Uh-oh looks like an American is trying to pretend he isn’t American, womp womp

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Real Talk, go see the world, man. Get some perspective. Hell, move to China like I’m suggesting. The people there are amazing and friendly and they’ll be extremely interested in you. Not many Westerners travel there. You will not like the government though 😘

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Here ya go, my dude. $1,200 USD a month goes an extremely long way. When I lived there a decade ago the exchange rate was still really low but not what it is today, and you could live like a king off that. It’s not like you have friends keeping you here. www.gooverseas.com/teach-abroad...

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Bro, you’re only making your choice to stay in America (and you are so very obviously American and even more obviously white) even weirder. Move there! It’ll be great! Why aren’t you moving there yet?

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Lol how is asking you why you’re too chickenshit to move racist? Do you not know what words mean?

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Also, it’s exceptionally easy to move to China, especially if you’re willing to teach English out in the sticks. They’ll even pay you better than your Chinese co-workers… so long as you don’t ask questions and don’t discuss your pay with them.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Or he has and he either doesn’t want to accept that he’s fucking wrong about everything he believes, or he thinks he’ll be that rare Special Foreigner that won’t immediately be dumped into a gulag to work until he dies.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

How come folks like you never actually move to China or North Korea. They’d love you there.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

I cannot for the life of me figure out why anybody would get in a conversation where people like a thing and then go “actually you are all wrong, you aren’t supposed to like this.” Just don’t play it, my man. Nobody knows who you are, nobody’s gonna miss you.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Nah, it looks fine. It’s okay to not like something, though! Nobody’s making you like it and nobody will care if you skip out on the game!

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

What’s worse is he went out of his way to find the only other person on BlueSky saying they don’t like the art style in order to show solidarity, and then repeatedly posts in a thread where everyone thinks it’s fine 😭

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Some people really don’t like it when most everybody else likes something

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Who cares? It looks great. “Oh no the fun game looks nice 😡

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I feel “has-been” is doing a whole lot of legwork. Everything about his late-90s era screamed “the industry is trying to tell everyone ‘you like this guy now.’”

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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026

Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I don’t wanna say there’s nothing to the coincidence to the codes, but Pizzagaters also thought there was a Satanic altar in a pizza parlor. As was said, the whole point of QAnon & Pizzagate were to obfuscate and mislead rubes.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

There have been a lot of usage of terms like “pizza party” and “grape soda” in the files. It’s clearly coded language, and it’s the same language Pizzagaters said Hillary used for child trafficking.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

The amount of pretending Gawker was this bastion of quality journalism instead of a cheap internet content rag, all just because Thiel is unquestionably a bad person, has been wild.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

There is something darkly funny about Europeans getting mad at Trump for short-selling their Middle Eastern imperialism in Afghanistan.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

On some level, I would love to just go down the list with this person, asking “how is this racist” with each and every kink I can think of. Just to hear them unintentionally say progressively weirder racist things they attribute to groups of people.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Or you could play the game and not have a miserable time

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Yeah, Europeans taking a weeks-long vacation they planned months in advance is the exact same thing as driving cross-country for one single protest over an event that happened yesterday. Let me guess: your parents front all of your bills and you’ve never been to an actual protest before.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I swear, old people who have clearly never been to a protest or organized a strike themselves have a special kind of smooth brain.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

And *my* answer as an *American* is that it is far easier to do this as individual states than an entire country. And even then, most states (like Florida) will replace those strikers with essentially slave labor and the wheels will keep on spinning.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

And yet Europe continually seems to think America is a country and is thus of comparable size to any individual European country. It’s not that hard to understand, even if you’re *are* an idiot 😘

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

lol dude’s calling for open violence and can’t even spell “nuke”

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

The French are taking this in good, friendly stride. A few weeks back, the Onion made a joke about the British, and you’d have thought the kingdom ran out of Blanded Jelly-Mush.

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CW. Lawrence @cwlawrencewriting.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Also, I dunno, I kinda want our scientists to understand why growing cloned humans in vats is ethically monstrous

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