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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 2h

Incorrect. Theres a cat wearing the sweater she owns, but occasionally allows you to wear.

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Well, in the middle would be good. You don't want the relationship to be too one sided.

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Its rubbish when you're under the weather, maybe make some plans with friends so you have something to look forward to?

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I actually think you could use it as a dumpling substitute in a stew too. Bung a few herbs in along with the chia seeds. I'm wondering if you could add some milled flax seeds too. We all love some extra fibre, for.... reasons.

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It came out quite well. A little dense, but worked really well with the stew I cooked

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

And here's was me thinking you really needed stuffing. 😇

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

At least your bag will last longer than my aching legs.

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Can you imagine if *this* washout I found out I'd been wrong about it for DECADES?

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Finished with icing sugar? Perfect for Christmas Breakfast. Pairs well with champagne, dyed mash potato and a sick bucket.

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Which denomination is which? And what about print media? Where's Dennis the Menace?

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Wasn't it odd? Must have been a weird thing recording all those cut aways, but still...

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I've never really thought of it. Then again, I rarely wear a suit, so...

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

They will be more like that when you Christen the mattress later!

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Yes, but then I remember that men, with a few exceptions, are terrible.

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Well, being drilled by a man in uniform *sounds* fun, but there's probably paperwork...

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Once a month? Sounds like a werewolf superstition to me.

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You don't have the bandwidth for this conversation yet? We can circle back and take it offline later. Maybe in a one to one?

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Well... low self esteem, cynicism, and general life experience.

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I feel you. (I mean not *physically*, you're too far away, but...)

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Booked a night in London at the end of the month as a little treat. Any different ideas to do on a Tuesday/Wednesday that wouldn't cost the earth?

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

We pick ourselves up. We hold our heads high. We call everyone else a cunt, and we DM each other stupid jokes or messages of encouragement.

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Speaking as a medical professional, I'm bot certain such a thing exists outside of fiction or text books.

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Some people clear like a WAP. Wet, Absent of Parasol

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm sure the nurse that set it up could detach you for a while.

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Chris "Wilz" Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈 🎮 @cwilsonesq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sounds like you need some kind of caffeine IV drip instead?

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