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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Cap’n Peter says ye best be complyin’ or ye’ll walk the plank!

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

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Monty Python Explode

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Oh FFS. The Netflix guy just called the Field of Dreams”baseball’s most sacred ground.” 🙄#ASG

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Edwin Heathcote @edwinheathcote.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I saw this referred to as the Strait of Warm Ooze. Very good.

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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Happy Father's Day 🖤

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

This will be a niche skeet, but Erin Simpson at Anduril?

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Everyone should post the chicken. It’s worth a shot 😎.

A curse lifting chicken walking on the beach.

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 15/04/2026

you should learn to read and write at least rudimentary cursive, you should wear a watch (of any kind), you should have a minimum standard for getting dressed to leave the house and stick with it, face tattoos are almost always bad, you should learn to make at least *some* small talk

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

That South Carolina defense was so impressive. #WomensFinalFour #Gamecocks

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.

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Dr Emma Salisbury @salisbot.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Two weeks in and I'm still correct

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

“Radioactive Hybrid Terror Pig Boom” is not a combination of words I ever expected to see in my lifetime.

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

If this isn’t a quintessential 2026 story I don’t know what is.

A screenshot of a skeet linking to a story about RFK Jr., Epstein, and Maxwell hunting for dinosaur bones.

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Jamie Baker Roskie @whenisayj.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Is anyone aware of anyone appealing a plea deal or other guilty verdict entered under one of the improperly appointed US Attorneys? Literally asking for a friend. (Although not one directly affected.)

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Victorian era men “discussing” the proper ways to write and punctuate “for fuck’s sake.”

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I really don’t like doing this publicly, but I am a Phantom Island supporter who cannot get the supporter-only podcast episodes to show up in my feed. The Falcon Scott website offers no contact information for supporters. Will you please help?

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Flies in the face of the administration’s assertion that “of course it’s routine to fire artillery over an interstate.”

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

@kendylhanks.bsky.social See this thread for more details. I’m assuredly not a fan of the Qatari government, but to imply a direct quid pro quo for the Qatari “Air Force One” isn’t really supported here.

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Dante and Lola yet again failing to pay attention to the Cubs-Brewers game. (Go Brew Crew btw)

Two mostly black dogs laying down, not paying attention to the vital sports struggle directly in front of them.

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Ahem. 8 runs in 2 innings. . . so far.

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I have returned to work after my injury. Professional adulting is hard! I have to wake up early, wear pants, be sober, and say/write things that make sense. The struggle is real.

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

“THE SUN SETS in the west (just about everyone knows that), but Sunset Towers faced east. Strange!” Congress has not authorized the use of military force.

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

When Keegan Bradley did the Trump Double Dicks Dance, I immediately switched my allegiance to Team Europe.

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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Nexstar is lifting its preemption of Jimmy Kimmel Live! starting tonight. (Nexstar is seeking FCC approval to acquire 9NEWS/TEGNA)

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

This is the closest I’ve seen to a verifiable position on the Kirk assassin.

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

This makes my inner grammar nerd happy.

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Yeah, Dante. I don’t wanna get up either.

A large black and gray dog mostly hiding under a blanket.

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Broken fibula and torn ankle ligaments 😡. Surgery on Monday.

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

The last name of the Yankees’ starting pitcher is “Schlittler.” If I were announcing the game I’d be terrified of a horrible mispronunciation all night long.

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

The culprit and the aftermath.

A happy black and grey dog named Dante who is mostly invisible in a darkened bedroom.

A human leg (my own) wrapped in bandages and a temporary cast.

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Last night at the Myrtle Beach Pelicans game was a splendid time indeed! The Bat Dog and the Shark Race outshone the performance of the home team, who lost 4-1 to the mighty Columbia Fireflies.

A white and yellow fluffy dog retrieves a bat from home plate.

Shark mascots in dark blue, pink, aquamarine, and gray suits race on a baseball diamond.

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Just because something is classified doesn’t mean it’s interesting.

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Chris Archie @cwarch.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

It might be a trite observation, but to me Trump 2.0 is a case of government employees and allies asking, “Is there an Actual Grownup we can talk to?” And clearly the answer is almost always, “Nope.”

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