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Clayton Snyder

@cw-snyder.com
3.2K followers 2.6K following 2.3K posts

Four-time SPFBO Semifinalist. SPFBO 7 & 9 Finalist. WSFA & 2-time Stabby Nominee. Booknest Longlist. Grimmy Award Winner. Reddit Self-Pub Fave. Meat sack. (he/him)

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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 28/07/2026
Friends, Romans, countrymen... Fuck!
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 29/05/2026
Started a thing. Haven't had a breakdown quite yet.
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 23/04/2026
I swear, practically everything I eat, no matter how innocent, makes my sugar do the roller coaster
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 13/03/2026
Might skip the shower tonight.
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 12/03/2026
Pre-dentist. Dear God, I just noticed how much I look like my Dad.
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 12/03/2026
I HAVE FINISHED A BOOK (PLEASE CLAP)
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 11/03/2026
#amwriting
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 11/03/2026
Mornin'
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 10/03/2026
Update on the fake job. Weirdly, they stopped talking to me
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 10/03/2026
Look, my name! Hugo-eligible!
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 09/03/2026
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 03/03/2026
Werds!
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 01/03/2026
Peace through obliteration. God, I hate this fuck with every fiber of my being.
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 25/02/2026
Piper graduated training classes today!
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 13/02/2026
It is finished. The Milano flies again
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 14/01/2026
PS5 tentacle controller holder
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 10/01/2026
I had a gift card and a mad need to use it
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 30/12/2025
I can feel my soul dying. They made me do this.
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 27/12/2025
Looks like writing is postponed for a week
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 11/12/2025
Four of these might do fuck all for my pain, but at least I’m fucking up my liver
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 29/11/2025
Hired a third party to sync up our products to the website, and look at this shitshow
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 18/11/2025
Tonight's warm-up horseshit:
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 14/11/2025
Speaking of under reviewed books What? You didn't ask? Hey, I don't come to where you work and poop on your desk
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 12/11/2025
Men writing women in noir:
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 11/11/2025
COLD WEST Convincing you to read my novel by the first sentence. Share yours if you want!
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 08/11/2025
Romantasy, condensed
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 03/11/2025
The math… is terrifying
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 29/10/2025
How are you spending your morning, Clayton? Screaming, thanks.
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 27/10/2025
Mine also devolved.
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 23/10/2025
Time to rewatch The Prophecy
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 22/10/2025
Occasionally, I use AI to help with coding, because fuck if I can keep up otherwise. Today, I taught it an abject lesson in human rage.
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 20/10/2025
I printed a Thing
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 17/10/2025
New glasses. Who dis?
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 08/10/2025
The new system has an interesting way of abbreviating category names
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 09/09/2025
Finally. I can retire.
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 08/09/2025
Sometimes we don't have anything better to do at work
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 08/09/2025
Okay, Wendy’s. I like this.
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 07/09/2025
These idiots woke me up at 5:30 so they could do this
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 03/09/2025
Inadvisable xenoarchaeology:
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 02/09/2025
Hm.
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 01/09/2025
Fun with microcontrollers!
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 26/08/2025
Ink dump! With a half pic of my stupid face
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 23/08/2025
Wake up music
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 30/07/2025
Forgot to put the file in the shared drive this morning, so instead of working, I made a thing for fun
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 30/07/2025
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 29/07/2025
Selfie by the shed. Why? Fuck it, that's why.
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 28/07/2025
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 21/07/2025
I see you have the high ground, Tiddles
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 18/07/2025
This Piper. She’s going to stay overnight Sunday in hopes we can adopt her soon after
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Clayton Snyder @cw-snyder.com · 18/07/2025
Easily the second dumbest thing I’ve ever 3D printed: a deck box for my mtg vampires deck.
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