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John in Charlottesville

@cvillejohn.bsky.social
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Escapee from Twitter. Sick and tired of algorithms telling me how mad I should be. I am using the same avatar I used on Twitter. Me personally, I define myself as the living embodiment of a non sequitur.

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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 9m
He was trying to conceal it before?? Coulda fooled me.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 7h
To be fair, while Russell and Ukraine are not fighting, whether Trump had anything to do with it is up for debate.
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Russell Reading His Book
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 7h
Nope. Nothing special needed. The regular kind of stupid still fits pretty well.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 16h
He's wrong about the paid protesters. I'm pretty sure just about everybody would do it for free.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 16h
I bet you if you told him that Susan Collins won the Nobel Peace prize he would believe you.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 16h
Does anybody even really believe that anymore? I mean, seriously, how can you believe that?
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 19h
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Barbara Cooper's Awkward Smile
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seeing as McGuire REFUSES to even have a town hall in the largest county population-wise in his district for over 4 years and Perriello is not afraid to hear constituents wrath like he did in 2010, the choice is pretty obvious!
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We genuinely need to stop using the expression "hits a new low" when talking about anything with Trump. There genuinely seems to be no bottom whatsoever. So every day will be a new low.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He can be very persuasive. youtu.be/dUe-HcdEnzo?...
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The Simpsons - I can be very, very persuasive
YouTube video by Frank Gnu
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have leases on things. I'm willing to surrender them. How much money will the crown give me? In the spirit of candor though, I have not sexually assaulted anybody so I don't know if that impacts how much compensation I could get. apnews.com/article/prin...
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Former Prince Andrew awarded $400,000 in compensation after surrendering his lease in Windsor
The Crown Estate says ex-Prince Andrew has been awarded 302,000 pounds in compensation after surrendering his lease on Royal Lodge.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Probably one of these guys.
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Berenstain Bears Walking
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The man deserves his punishment but Hegseth is too dense to understand that this attention is exactly what Hassan wanted when HE shot the people in the first place! He might as well be an accomplice. That fact and what type of person would watch this Livestream? www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Fort Hood attacker's execution by firing squad will be livestreamed, Pentagon says
Pete Hegseth says the execution will be public, but a legal expert says the "unprecedented" decision is on "uncertain legal terrain".
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Weird Al in Charlottesville, what could be better?! #WeirdAl
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The worst thing until tomorrow you mean.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good point.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am impressed that he is able to say it with a straight face.
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Tom Perriello for Congress @tomperriello.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vote like the American Dream depends on it– because it does.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She doesn't accept bribes. She will however, accept tips.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jabba may have been a criminal, but he at least got stuff done.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A picture is worth a thousand ewwwwwws.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Penny Wise Red Bloon
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Until those laws are applied, we don't have those laws. He is a king as long as he wants to be until somebody stops him.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Fox thinks their viewers are really dumb" Gee, I wonder why they might think that.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here
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Grinch's Angry Face Transformation
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Actually a lot of early voting is going on now and very soon around the country. EARLY VOTING is really helpful and safe. If you can go try to early vote.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would rather turn it into his new Guantanamo.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Does this help? Merriam-Webster's definition of "joke": www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/j...
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Definition of JOKE
something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist; the humorous or ridiculous element in something; an instance of jesting : kidding… See ...
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you have taught your cat how to use toilet paper, you are so far advanced compared to me, you can do whatever you want.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Ravens are three and a half point underdogs to the Atlanta Falcons on the road this weekend. Now that they have met Trump, bet the falcons to win and cover the 3.5 points.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't think they realize who "us " is.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I challenge you to find ANY national news media who are reporting this story. Post links to their sites as comments showing the non-coverage. I'll start with NBC www.nbcnews.com
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Go to NBCNews.com for breaking news, videos, and the latest top stories in world news, business, politics, health and pop culture.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Virginia has early voting going now! VOTE!!
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Umm that's Phil Hartman and Jan Hooks. They sadly are both gone and we are all lesser for it.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Blasphemer Blasphemy
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kinda like when Ilhan Omar said in Somalia they kill pedophiles and the MAGA crowd accused her of threatening the president.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It sounds logical, but it is really, really hard to imagine him actually being an asset to anyone ever. Even someone with malicious intent.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If Paxton and Abbott win, I don't want to hear anymore about what Texans deserve. If they elect those two, Texans deserve every bit of the malfeasance that they will wreak upon them.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Interesting proposition.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I will never judge anyone based on who they are or what their orientation is. I have never done so, and I will never start. But putting the toilet paper on the wrong way is simply a bridge too far. That begs judgment. Someone in my household is doing it. I must find out who.
Toilet paper hanging the WRONG way.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That is a rhetorical question right? Because we all know why don't we?
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you like cider and zombies and are in Central VA on Thursday, go check them out!
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We hope they're tired of him stealing their tax dollars. That still remains to be seen.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rod serling did a whole Twilight zone episode on that very topic. With a very, very young Robert Redford in the role.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's not acting. Groucho predicted him almost 90 years ago. youtu.be/OoEtGYFDGxE?...
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He may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot
YouTube video by Levan Ramishvili
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Angie needs to lead by example." I thought she was. She wouldn't say his name. Why should anyone vote for the unspeakable?
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I voted early this past Friday, but let's help take Congress! Go Vote Virginia! Here's the link to find out how. www.elections.virginia.gov/casting-a-ba...
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All localities in Virginia offer early voting. Voters are only allowed to vote early in the jurisdiction in which they are registered. Each locality in Virginia sets its own early voting location(s). ...
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cheesecake AND taco festival?! I need to revisit the Ontario roots of my grandparents.
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Mr Bean (Rowan Atkinson) Fainting Face
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Carlson was probably offended that he used the word "verging". I saw the interview. I thought Tucker was quite clear about his defending of Hitler. I don't think he verged at all.
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John in Charlottesville @cvillejohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you live in VA-05, please support this man to replace the soulless, feckless rubber stamp Congressman we have no. This is a good man. bsky.app/profile/tomp... His sister was my son's pediatrician. In fact, if you have ever heard the word Virginia before, please support him as well!
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