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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I hope Tilly can see the bright side — she got me five thousand more fans and sold me a ton of books in 2024. Thank you, Tilly! And a very happy new year to you. Let’s do this again in the summer! {Cue smiling Blue Butterfly Sound Effects 🦋}
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I think I read that one…
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
No one is ‘misgendering’ you or any of the other men on your list. You’re men. Get over it.
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Aw. Thank you.
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Nah. They’ll just cancel Dalcher altogether. 😉
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Hello Blue Butterflies! 🦋 I’ve been put on notice by the Big Blue Butterfly 🦋 because they say I am an ‘Intolerant’ Blue Butterfly 🦋. But I don’t care! Because I’m blue! And a butterfly! Happy new butterfly 🦋 year to everyone. Except you, Tilly. You still annoy me. 😊 Also: men can’t be women.
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
What a terrible thing to say in the place of the Blue Butterfly 🦋 Mostly because making the heart red is harmful to butterflies that are not red. Don’t worry, little ones. Have a hug from the Giant Magic Blue Butterfly, who, like the guy in Bridget Jones, loves you just as you are. 🥰 🦋 🥰 ☕️ 🖨️ 💩 🥰
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James Dreyfus @jamesdreyfushobbes.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
“If you build it, they will come…” 🙄
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Good morning, 🦋 Happy Blue Butterfly 🦋 people* *This includes blue butterflies identifying as people. And red butterflies identifying as blue butterflies identifying as people. Thank goodness for this magical space where everyone loves each other except for the people who block you. 🐄 🌋 💩 🦋
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
We all are.
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Sometimes, even the 🦋 Blue Butterflies 🦋 get it wrong. Gobbleziebackercracker has some really fun lists going on, just in case you’re looking for some like-minded people. Thank you, Gobble-person! Or Gobble-butterfly!
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
😝
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
You almost certainly do not want to know me. 😀
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
“Well moderated” 🦋 Don’t forget to celebrate Blue Butterfly Eternity of Visibility (until it goes bankrupt, at least). 🦋 And never, ever, ever eat poo. (It’s okay to eat butterflies.)
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
You say: - We Stand with Ukraine - We See Diversity as Our Strength - We Actually Care about American Democracy - We Believe in Peaceful Transfer of Power - We Believe in Women's Reproductive Rights - We Don't Betray our Fallen Soldiers - We Believe in Science Q: Do you believe men can be women?
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
But there is no red butterfly 🦋 emoji. There is only blue butterfly 🦋 emoji. 😢 This is clearly butterfly colourism at work and the butterflies will not stand for it. Also, those men that think they’re women really are just men. With mental problems. Happy Blue Butterfly EVERYTHING! 🦋
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It is SO nice here! I’m overwhelmed at the niceness. And the happiness. And the gladness. Nice-happy-glad. Glad-happy-nice. Butterflies are free to say anything they want, as long as they don’t mis-pronoun another snowflake, er, butterfly. 🦋 I love the WHOLE wide world! 🦋
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
OMG! Guys! Guess what I found out? The Blue Butterfly Place 🦋 allows you to—get this—actually BLOCK people you don’t like. If only we butterflies had known that, we wouldn’t have had to leave the Blue Bird Place 🐦. Also, if you think you’re a woman and you have a willy, maybe think again. 🦋 🍫 🌋
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Having a problem with denominalization lately. Can’t stop thinking about how General Motors was Ralph Nadered into stopping production of the Corvair back in ‘72. Which, of course, was the result of a single Blue Butterfly beating its wings in China. 🦋🇨🇳 Can I say China here? 🤔 Oh well. Butterfly!
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I am flabbergasted you could even think such terrible words would flow from my cherubic little mouth. I will recover, but… 🦋 The Blue Butterflies are weeping for your soul. 🦋
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Allow me to go on the record: In no way can I imagine a US in which half of the population is limited to 100 words a day. Or silenced at all. Unless, of course, we’re talking about people grounded in objective reality being silenced, in which case I can imagine it quite easily.
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Trans-exclusionary-radical… …masochists? 😝
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Sometimes, people make up words. It isn’t bad. And it can be fun! Dr. Seuss had a Grinch. Lewis Carroll, a Jabberwock. Grinch. Jabberwock. Cis. Pandemonium. Droog. Twansphobia. Chortle. Robot. See? Fun! 🦋 When a Magic Blue Butterfly flaps its wings, even neologisms can’t turn men into women. 🦋
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the grinch is a cartoon character with a very angry face and red eyes .
ALT: the grinch is a cartoon character with a very angry face and red eyes .
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It is happening, effectively, in Afghanistan. As for 100-word limits one women in the US? It’s 100% fiction. 😊
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Thanks, @geckoedit.bsky.social !
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
There I am, comfortably snuggled up to Ibram X Kendi, fighting fascism with my words. 👊 Who would like an inside peek at VOX 2? In which women can identify out of wearing those nasty wrist counters…because…spectrum! Duh. 🦋 Happy Magic Blue Butterfly Day of Remembrance 🦋 Remember to not eat poo.
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I read that one. 😉
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
In the immortal words of Aristotle, A = A Which is sort of like saying Women = Women. And not at all like saying Men = Women. Here’s to you, Nicola & Bart, and to all the happy blue butterflies flapping their wings so stunningly. So bravely. 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My guess is their staff is busy fixing a few other things today. 🙊 Also, did you know that only women are women? This is kind of like saying A=A, but substituting ‘women’ for ‘A.’ Anyway, here’s to more magical blue butterfly days of visibility! 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋 🌈 💩 🦋
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
You clearly have no experience dealing with phonetic/phonological variation. That’s what they said. They just pronounced it differently. May your Saturday be unburdened by men in dresses. 🦋 Happy Blue Butterfly Day of Visibility 🦋 Have a cup of warm cocoa and a plate of pure love. ♥️
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The concept of binary is a difficult one to grasp, but can best be explained by reference to the number 2. 🦋 Happy Blue Butterfly Day of Visibility 🦋
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Emily and Numbster have kindly provided a handy list of accounts to follow. 📝 Also, I’ve heard that men can’t be women. Happy Blue Butterly Day 🦋. Every day should be a day of visibility for blue butterflies. I love it here SOOOOO much, I just want to hug you all and make you hot cocoa. 🤎
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This is an untruth. LGB is very much a part of the TQ. In the sense that the LGB is part of the ABC and the TQ is also part of the ABC. Except the TQ is a later part of the ABC, but that should not mean the TW is lesser than the LGB, only that it is later than the LGB. And also unrelated to the LGB.
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Blessed be the tutti frutti.
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Thou shalt learn that the intolerant shall one day be the intolerable. Or the untolerable. Or the unintolerable. How true that is.
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My only hope is that there may be an election from now on. The kind that is so small and so insignificant that nobody feels a need to vote in it. I have to stop now. It’s all just too much. 😿
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
That is SO…oh…I don’t know…😿…big-ot-ed of you to say. There should be no space. 😿 No space at all. Ever. 😭 Between women and men. I’m sorry. I can’t help crying. I’m going to shave my head now. 😢 🧑‍🦲 🎥
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Still can’t find SallTweets.
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It’s pure JOY here! I feel so unburdened by what has been. My only wish (and, please, no pressure) is that everyone who wishes to be unburdened may one day experience unburdenedness. JOY to the WORLD! #ImWithHer #Kamala4EVER
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cvdalcher.bsky.social @cvdalcher.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Hello everyone! Happy Blue Butterfly World! It’s so lovely to be here. Also, TranswomenAreMen. 🥂 ❤️ 🦋 Stephen King is amazing! So is Tilly! I love the entire WORLD! 🌎 💕 🌎 (at least one of the hemispheres)
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