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C.V. Danes

@cv-danes.com
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Old. Opinionated. Humanist. Bigotry is not a valid alternate viewpoint. Common decency is not a bargaining chip. cv-danes.com

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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 29/09/2026
From Chicago:
Middle finger to Trump Tower in Chicago
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 07/08/2026
New kids on the block: --Matsubara Ginsan 180mm tall nakiri --Murata Aogami Super 165mm funayuki --Murata Aogami Super 135mm petty. Happy birthday to me! #japaneseknives
Picture of new Japanese kitchen knives:

--Matsubara Ginsan 180mm tall nakiri

--Murata Aogami Super 165mm funayuki

--Murata Aogami Super 135mm petty.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 23/07/2026
I maintain this is the most human image of Zuckerberg ever created:
Mark Zuckerberg metaverse avatar.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 16/06/2026
Good morning, Windows users! Linux is a (mostly) beautiful thing :-)
The Windows 11 June 2026 security update (KB5094126) is actively causing critical boot failures (Blue Screens of Death like error 0xc0430001), BitLocker recovery loops, and system freezes a few minutes after startup. The issue stems from a conflict involving Secure Boot background tasks and low storage capacity in the EFI System Partition (ESP), heavily impacting laptop users (especially HP and Dell machines)Quick Fix: Temporary Bypass to Access WindowsIf your PC is stuck on a black screen or Blue Screen during boot, you must temporarily bypass Secure Boot to log in and fix it:Turn off your computer completely.Power it back on and immediately tap the BIOS/UEFI key (usually F2, F10, or Del depending on your manufacturer).Locate the Security or Boot tab.Find Secure Boot and switch it to Disabled.Save changes and exit. Your PC should now boot successfully into Windows so you can apply a permanent solution.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 15/06/2026
My kitchen collection just grew by two: A single bevel santuko and single bevel nakiri, carbon steel, hand forged by Tsukasa Suzuki. Time to cook!
A single bevel santuko and single bevel nakiri, carbon steel, hand forged by Tsukasa Suzuki.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 28/05/2026
The future the want:
Image of the war room from Star Trek "A Taste of Armageddon."
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 14/05/2026
Picture of sleeping dog wearing an ecollar.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 14/05/2026
Picture of cats snuggling.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 20/04/2026
This shit defies parody.
Picture of Steve Martin from The Jerk wearing glasses with a nose prop for the glasses.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 10/04/2026
It's Indiana in 2026:
Soylent Green mivie pister showing the riot control trucks.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 09/04/2026
Meme comparing fear of surveillance in the 1960s to the broad acceptance of it now.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 06/04/2026
They're going to wear this?
Melania Trump's Really Don't Care Do You jacket.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 04/04/2026
Cover of Talking Heads Little Creatures album.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 31/03/2026
These guys right here, to be specific:
Silverado truck with a "White Privilege Edition" decal.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 28/03/2026
War of the future:
Star Trek a Taste of Armageddon.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 06/03/2026
Sean O'Brien and Donald Trump standing together giving a thumbs up.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 03/03/2026
Are we here yet?
Image from Star Trek from Taste of Armageddon in the computer room staring at a map.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 28/02/2026
Japan
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 28/02/2026
Is she goig to wear this to the meeting?
Melania Trump "I really don't care" jacket.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 27/02/2026
I mean, this delicious meal featured on the Matrix is cheap and has everything a body needs, amiright?
Picture of a bowl of amino slop featured on the movie the Matrix.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 26/02/2026
Talking Heads Little Creatures album cover.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 25/01/2026
Channeling their inner Schopenhauer, I see:
Picture of  a stern Arthur Schopenhauer, probably taken when someone was blowing an annoyingly loud whistle.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 17/01/2026
That's why Denmark is a founding member of NATO, you idiot!
Picture reading "holy shit you dense motherfucket"
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 12/01/2026
Chicago 2019:
Chicago 2019, single finger salute to Trump Tower.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 11/01/2026
Antifa wine mom:
Simone Segouin, part of the French WW2 resistance (taken from wikipedia commons)
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 01/12/2025
I spent a week in Berlin. It rained every day I was there. I still loved it :-) But especially this:
Street sign at the corner of Hannah Arendt and Cora Berliner streets in Berlin  Germany.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 26/11/2025
Dog paw across lap.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 26/11/2025
Scary face on an orange.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 20/11/2025
Would someone turn off the lights please?
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 21/10/2025
This is what he means:
Image from Soylent Green with bicycle generator.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 06/10/2025
This is what that $75k gets you, you see:
Picture of Silverado truck White Privilege edition decal.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 28/09/2025
He has billions of dollars and this was also the best he could do. After spending billions of dollars:
Mark Zuckerberg's billion dollar cheap assed Metaverse avatar.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 26/09/2025
I maintain this is the most accurate representation of Mark Zuckerberg ever created:
Mark Zuckerberg's stupid-assed Meta avatar.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 23/08/2025
1971 was a good year too (my wife's birth year) :-)
1971 Pantera
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 15/08/2025
So, Trump and Putin, together again.
Image of Trump and Putin kissing.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 15/08/2025
Image of Trump and Putin kissing.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 15/08/2025
We're headed for this, anyway:
Image of war room from Star Trek A Taste of Armageddon.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 07/08/2025
Reposting a reply I made to this post. We are very far from this now. So, thank you, Trumpers, for voting to turn father-son heritage into a disgrace.
US Navy "Heritage" poster showing a sailor with his young son standing on a pier looking at a Navy galleon.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 07/08/2025
We're a very long way from this now:
Navy "Heritage" recruitment poster showing a sailor with his young son looking at a US Navy galleon.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 30/07/2025
To be clear, it was this guy who is saying this:
Mark Zuckerberg stupid-assed metaverse avatar.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 24/07/2025
Did someone say monsters?
Picture of my copies of Unearthed Arcana and Monster Manual II.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 22/07/2025
Kind of all I have left in me for the Trumpers who are now saying this is not what they voted for:
Meme of enraged person yelling "You dense motherfucker"
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 26/06/2025
I thought this was vibe warfare:
Scene from the Star Trek episode A Taste of Armageddon, showing the computer room where war is simulated.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 10/06/2025
Tank Man at Tiananmen Square.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 08/06/2025
I was thinking about this guy in light of today's events with ICE in LA, and it seems the difference between China and the US is that in the US it's not at all certain the tanks would stop.
Tiananmen Square, 1989, tank man.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 07/06/2025
Remember.
Man standing in the way of tanks in Tiananmen Square, 1989.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 30/05/2025
Great. How long until this happens:
Image from A Taste of Armageddon showing the war room as a computer calculates the number of civilians who have to show up to be voluntarily liquidated.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 30/05/2025
Soldier of the future.
Mark Zuckerberg's lame assed Metaverse avatar.
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 14/05/2025
Howard Huges H-1 Racer
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C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com · 08/05/2025
Remind me again who is black and who is white?
Humanae project collage showing a sample of the incredible variety of human skin tones.
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