Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026People are stealing the soil to top up their gardens and "Villagers Pillage Tillage Spillage" was there for the taking 000
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Aw, I want to put a Dinky lorry there with its own little parking ticket 001
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Delighted to attend Sunshine of Hounslow and Ealing's community garden open day on Saturday 29th Aug and see the amazing work of volunteers with disabilities, refugees and others. @cvp-cranevalley.bsky.social @habsandheritage.bsky.social 031
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Awful. I hope animals and people all right, very worrying 110
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Exciting to see someone just a tiny step away from discovering soup 010
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Dismal stuff - aside from the Vowelly Groan which is my second favourite kind of groan after the Consonontal Groan 000
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 29/06/2026seething with envy cuz he doesn't have a purview. well you either got a purview or you ain't 021
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I have never had a chance to explore #Wülferhampton as a tourist. I got lost in the one-way system in the middle of the eighth century and still haven't found a way out. 050
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Sorry, I haven't got a frock or the right kind of hat 010
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 27/06/2026All right, don't be picky, just about to tuck them up with tidings of comfort and joy if you must know 010
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 26/06/2026nice breeze, this is me picking litter for work... but an hour was enough! 110
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 26/06/2026nothing here yet, though it was forecast overnight 110
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 26/06/2026My favourite 70s and 80s genre. We cut to a small office in Whitehall where someone is worried that the PM might have to be informed. Then a flat in Berlin where a woman is looking at a photograph. At this point I am gripped, despite not really following the plot. 110
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I'm surprised anyone noticed it amongst all the other floral decorations on that street 000
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I'll bear it in mind if I'm running out of things to be ashamed of 010
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I wouldn't like to have no nails on my thumbs 000
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Should have gone to.. What am I doing, free advertising? But kudos to them for putting the phrase into everyday language 000
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 30/05/2026'This account is about local newspapers' 'So you're trying to silence national newspapers?' It's a variation of: 'Here's my recipe for bean soup' 'I don't like beans, why didn't you think of that?' 030
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 29/05/2026A friend wrote a fake letter from the Council and signed it "Hugh Vibenad" 010
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 29/05/2026So that in fifty years time they can write on social media that in their day youngsters had respect for railway officials not like the hoodlums of today 010
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 26/05/2026"for his own safety" He must have got that jacket badly riled 030
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 21/05/2026*Keats has entered the chat alone and palely loitering* 100
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I see cows on my cycle commute and greet them, o beauteous cows! Don't know why that word in particular. 110
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Good point. It's better to tell them you're a mathematician and your opinion is trivially true. 020
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Tiny Tim was disappointingly large in real life 010
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Painful, I hope you're recovering well, Carol 110
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Fresh today, two young men in the park Man: He said, my cup of tea has the devil in it. Well, I'm not so sure about that. 010
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 13/05/2026In her defence, there was a Daily Telegraph letter: "Sir, as my husband's attention is devoted to your letters page at the breakfast table, please would you ask him to pass the marmalade?" 140
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Oddly, nobody has written about a man from Limerick 010
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Goats! Bad luck. Can you get compensation if you've been mis-sold a camels investment plan? 000
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I haven't listened properly for about three years, when Adam was berating Brian for ignoring partners and making wild decisions on his own. I turned on again this week to see what was new. 010
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I like backgammon. Can I play backgammon with it? 150
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Pigeons could build their own subway stations if they weren't so busy strutting around the square. 010
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Automated system "Insert coin and press button to receive P45" 030
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Marvellous. I love the stone steps for Things to crawl in and out as they need! 110
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Probably a tax dodge through a shell corporation 000
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I did similar, as a child. Reading aloud a magazine title: "Grand Prix" But without French pronunciation. 😳 020
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Operation Man made a full recovery in 1972 but went on to be fatally injured in a Buckeroo accident 011
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Media squabbles. I bet The Onion will run a headline "Town being invaded by heralds" 000
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Officials might have overlooked the matter if the bicycle had not been a retired Garda Commissioner 100
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I'll ask the brother what he thinks about all them things and let ya know 110
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Lovely. makes me remember I have not yet seen the silver swan in motion. bucket list. 010
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Yes, thank you. It is an adequate salary It arrives regularly. It comes without appreciable personal risk. I can't complain. And the people at the receiving end. They can't complain, either. But for a different reason. 110
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Sorry, bloke come up from Kingston down south and took it 010
Stephen James @cuthbertscoast.bsky.social · 27/02/2026It is a wonderful retreat. Thank you for introducing me to the Friends' House, also peaceful and kindly! 010
