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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I dunno why y'all can't believe the new White House Press secretary got her law license in China, hell, I completed astronaut training at the state fair.

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

When asked about the agreement between Russia and Ukraine to stop destroying energy infrastructure announced by President Trump on social media earlier, Ukrainian President Zelenskyy issued a statement that said- "Who dis?"

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I, a mild-mannered gentleman with all the pedestrian sensibilities of a 1950s sitcom father, sincerely hope that Jack Smith manages to tear someone a new asshole today with his testimony.

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

General: Where's your drill sergeant, men? Private: RUBBING ONE OUT FOR PETE HEGSETH, SIR!

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This is the face people are making who are telling us Mitch McConnell is fine:

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

The look on my face when I hear that Trump has just authorized American air carriers to resume flights to Lebanon after a 40 year hiatus:

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Me: Gawd, I hope JD Vance doesn't spawn again anytime soon. JD Vance:

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

If you ever catch me wearing a pair of smart glasses, do me a favor:

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Literally every single person's reaction to the Mitch McConnell proof of life photo:

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Don't look now but new American flag about to drop. "Don't Tread On... Whatever The Fuck This Is."

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

The same people who are going to buy shares of SpaceX today would've bought shares of the Nazis' V2 rocket program in 1944.

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Believe me, we've had flesh-eating worms in the United States long before this screwworm thing y'all are getting so worked up about...

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Just heard that the surviving member of Milli Vanilli, Fav Morvan, has dropped out of the Freedom 250 musical extravaganza to take on the responsibilities of Director of National Intelligence which might sound crazy but, hey, at least it's not Pulte, right?

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Great, now I'm going to be hunted because my penis also has a magical bit that wards off autism, fucking awesome...

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Sure, go ahead, ask me about my diet, doc...

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Does Tim think the straw is supposed to hit the back of his throat or what?

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I'd bet $20 that Rocky is some kind of socialist.

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY UFO? MEDIUM SIZE, SILVER IN COLOR, ANSWERS TO BERNICE. REWARD OFFERED.

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

"But in all seriousness, kids, I'm serious, we all float down here, like you wouldn't believe, it's tremendous really, so much floating."

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Kentucky Deluxe: Fuck that hat anyway.

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

"And what's all this talk about ball room?!? I don't want my tax dollars to pay for bigger boxer shorts! And stop wearing those skinny hipster jeans! No wonder you're complaining about ball room! Let them breathe or they'll smell like fish guts!"

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Just drinking my coffee when Kelly O'Donnell, reporting on Kash Patel's lawsuit response to the Atlantic piece, said that it was "for an eye popping $250 million" and now I gotta put on a different shirt...

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

After Vice President JD Vance said that the Pope should stay out of US politics, an anonymous Vatican source says that Pope Leo XIV is reportedly worried about reelection "... about this much."

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

As the certified winner (verified by PricewaterhouseCoopers) of the Find the Popes in the Pizza Contest held back in 1981 I would just like everyone to know: I'm the Pope now. Or: I'ma the Pope now. Whichever you prefer because I'm a cool progressive Holy Father. But I'm not a pussy.

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Catholics hearing how the Trump administration is treating His Holiness Pope Leo XIV: "I've got my stupid fucking rope!"

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

So strung out from thinking about all the bad shit that has happened and can happen that I pulled up to the kitchen trash can just now and almost took a piss in it. I know what you're thinking: Sir, does it look like a toilet? Were copious amounts of drugs involved? Nope...

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Kristi Noem spotted at Home Depot shopping for new ceiling lights....

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Stephen Miller after Sauer got roasted at the Supreme Court today:

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Them ol' boys who were bumping tail rotors with Kid Rock in their Apache helicopters oughta get themselves tested for Hep C an' that's all I'm gonna say about that...

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I wouldn't recommend the photos of Kristi Noem's husband Bryon without adequate eye protection.

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

There's a video floating around of some old dude tanning his butthole and I'm going to need a little therapy now...

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Call me a dreamer but I believe a man could park this within a block or two of Trump's gravesite and make enough of a killin' to give a couple of kids an Ivy League education.

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Pulled a muscle in my butt this morning trying to teleport to Waffle House. Again...

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Watching gasoline about to fuck around and be $4/gal*: *Offer not available in California.

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I dunno about the rest of y'all but if Pete Hegseth ever manages to face a court for war crimes at the Hague or, hell, even in Barstow, I sure do hope that ol' boy gets invited to the Number 6 Dance...

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I think it's wild that American taxpayers are footing the bill for Pete Hegseth to have his asshole bleached four times a year whether it needs it or not...

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

There aren't enough nukes in the world to make me forget Donald Trump participated in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation.

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

It's a helluva time to live in where you wake up on a Sunday morning and have to wonder what sorts of war crimes the USA (which also happens to be where your favorite home is) committed last night while you were sleeping as a distraction from the president being ass deep in the Epstein files...

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Really weird how American cinema predicted all of this...

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

For the record I don't believe in and am vehemently against capital punishment except in the case where someone wakes me up by using a leaf blower next door before 8am. Sic semper tyrannis...

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Talarico saying that Jasmine Crockett running was like an asteroid hitting his campaign:

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Test Pilot Steve @cutawayprotocol.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

A Brief Thought on the US Men's Olympic Hockey Team Hosting Kash Patel After Their Gold Medal Win:

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