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I collect da custards parody, not associated with zeoworks or anyone else nsfw dni

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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
sounds like a cult
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
hey sorry for not being as active, I got a new pc
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
who in the fresh hell are you
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
yes hi I exist still
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
why the long face?
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
oh just the usual nightmare inducing hallucinations, you?
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
custards,,,,,
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✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘 @destinyslight.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
key MVRP is for everyone! We should all respect each other no matter what.
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
hello guy guyson, i’m guardian guarderson
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
holy shit it’s the aubergine man
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
anyone else ever just have sudden moments of just pure bloodfueled rage? just me? damn ok
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
good luck
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
try replacing the curtains with white ones the bleach them
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
I second this!
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
damn ok
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
try me, i’m not afraid. *oh shit that’s a chainsaw-*
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
did you try using baking soda?
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Slendytubbies FACTS @slendytubbies.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
FUN FACT: For the release of slendytubbies 3 Zeoworks partnered with Freddy Fazbear's Pizza to turn some freddy's locations Slendytubbies themed! They had to cancel the partnership after it was called "shit" by slendytubbies fans and when a child got a little to close to tinky winky.
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
custards
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henry stickmin @topstickmin.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
*wtf is dis shit……….*
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
the few i’ve encountered don’t really appear as flying objects with wings- though they still hold immense power- a few even use dark magic and are linked to death itself
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
i’m starting to get the feeling that we both have different definitions for what a god is
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
damn, thats- a bigger feat than mine which was uh- sorta surviving the early stages of an apocalypse- well back where i’m from anyways- and uh- taking down a large robot while only using an ordinary chainsaw-
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
i’m sorry you beat up what-
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
i mean, crazier things have happened- like uh- hallucinations that i’d rather not mention any further than i am right now-
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
a what?-
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
i’m sure whoever said that wasn’t serious
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
*Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* Oh im sorry *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* Sorrgy accident.. *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* Why r u bleeding ...
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𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐞 || 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐅𝐨𝐱 @knownasnine.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
“𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝...𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞." 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐮𝐭𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭: 𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐞. - 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 - 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 - 𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 - 𝐍𝐨 𝐋𝐞𝐰𝐝 - 𝟏𝟏+ 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐗𝐏
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
anyways, i’d introduce myself but my name is sorta classified but you can just call me the guardian or W for short
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
especially a few certain people because they sorta turn into undead monsters upon death
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
yeah, pretty sure most people don’t want to either-
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
*Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* Oh im sorry *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* Sorrgy accident.. *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* *Slashes at you with a Chainsaw* Why r u bleeding ...
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
that’s rich coming from the guy who kidnaps princesses for a living
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
it’s just a thing that happens- some people come back to life, some people come back as ghosts, it’s complicated
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
i mean hey if it means anything you’ll just come back to life eventually, well depending on your luck and whatnot here
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
glitch. huh? why does it say that-
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
stealing your trick bag
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
not this fuckass vacuum again
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PARODYHATER37000 @parodyhater37000.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
I HATE PARODIES
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
help me collect the 10 custards
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The Guardian @custardcollecter.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
pinned
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