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Curtis Kingsley

@curtiskingsley.bsky.social

A ridiculous human being. Writer for ComedyCentral, vh1, TruTV and a few others. Sometimes I act on things like Sharknado, The Orville, General Hospital, NFL Network, MTV Instagram- @Curtis.Kingsley

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Curtis Kingsley @curtiskingsley.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Seems strange to put these on the shelf next to each other…

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Curtis Kingsley @curtiskingsley.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Potato chips were invented out of spite. Finally an origin story I can relate to.

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Curtis Kingsley @curtiskingsley.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

The best part of a diet is the 1st day, when I eat all the junk food in my house so I won’t be tempted later. I usually quit my diet shortly after this phase.

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Curtis Kingsley @curtiskingsley.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Ugh. I can’t believe UConn could only win a measly 2 national championships in a row. So pathetic! #GoHuskies

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Curtis Kingsley @curtiskingsley.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Get you a girl who surprises you with expensive gifts. #sugarmama

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Curtis Kingsley @curtiskingsley.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

As a goof, I once hid a pair of panties behind my friends’ sofa pillows. Then I just waited for either he or his wife to find them and wonder whose they were. I think, once he finishes paying the divorce lawyers, he’ll think it was a pretty funny joke.

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Curtis Kingsley @curtiskingsley.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Dollar Store Pregnancy Test- When you kind of want to know if you might be pregnant maybe.

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Curtis Kingsley @curtiskingsley.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then a pee is worth a thousand smells. -dog proverb

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Curtis Kingsley @curtiskingsley.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Ralph’s Grocery Store -“Hey what day is it?” Common Sense Person- “January 23rd” Ralph’s Grocery Store- *Hurries to put out the St. Patrick’s Day food @ralphsgrocery.bsky.social