Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 15/01/2026Their entire job will be to give him a participation medal every Saturday for being such a special boy “Mr President, it is our honor to present you with this week’s peace prize” www.msn.com/en-us/news/w... 2160
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 09/10/2025All the incels convinced that when “antifa” is defeated women will finally have no choice but to sleep with them 010
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 25/07/2025The only portrait that’s ever going to hang in my home a.co/d/9s2WuPV 100
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 27/06/2025If only there had been any (literal) signs that this was going to happen 010
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 05/04/2025The crowd was small but mighty in Provo, Utah #handsoff #utpol 171
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 24/02/20251. Saw attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion 2. watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate 3. Inspected an eyeball manufacturing facility 4. Beat my boss at chess 5. Jumped across rooftops in the rain Goal for this quarter: more life 050
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 04/01/2025So true! I was hanging out in a Tokyu Hands store before one of his shows once in Tokyo, turns out he was too! He was absolutely gracious about being accosted for this pic 010
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 06/12/2024Can’t tax it if they don’t get it pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/d6a/... 010
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 29/10/2024I voted! Fun fact: deep-red Utah embraced vote by mail in 2104 preemptively putting the lie to all of trump era BS 030
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 17/09/2024140,460 Maybe more impressive in a few years? At this point I think it just means I joined before Brazil was knocked off X 000
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 13/09/2024The old man’s a lot less grumpy when he’s about to get dinner 000
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 03/09/2024Hey look, it’s another test to remind me I’m colorblind 010
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 03/09/2024Our old man found a perfect spot while the people played in the river: ✅shade ✅soft spot not on dirt ✅resource guarding 000
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 02/09/2024Spotted this guy yesterday in my backyard, was too skittish for a closeup 3193
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 19/07/2024Apparently also the world’s oldest woman according to the iPhone lookup feature 190
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 26/06/2024Same with this little prince, only he’s old, grumpy and particular so nobody can actually pet him in the magical way he envisions it happening, so he ends nipping and skulking away 020
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 06/05/2024Don’t worry, he’s doing victory laps about this over on nostr 260
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 19/04/2024Pretty sure my mom bought these once cdnmetv.metv.com/FvAor-145271... 002
Curtis Wilde @curtis.wilde.one · 30/01/2024The GOP today is nearly indistinguishable from the church lady The difference back in the day was that they knew it was a joke 010
