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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤

@cursedmonk.bsky.social
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ɴᴇᴜʀᴏᴅɪᴠᴇʀɢᴇɴᴛ ɴᴇᴜʀᴀʟ ɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ. ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴀꜰꜰʟɪᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇɪɴᴏᴜꜱ ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇ; ᴍᴇᴛᴀᴄᴏɢɴɪᴛɪᴏɴ, ɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴇ? Discord: cursedmonk

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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Reminds me of this guy
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Explaining nge to an American: Okay imagine your mom is a chicken sandwich
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Here's how twitter is going
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Why does everyone live in the red circle on this map?
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Chickpeas
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This morning I opened Tiktok just days after the news dropped that they will be purchased by Oracle or Microsoft and saw that there is a new facial scanning feature for avatars. Yeah no thank you.
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Calm down
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Got these candies for old Austrian perverts
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Wopchos (I used hot giardineria on them
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Eating a mango with your bare hands while tripping and watching nature documentaries is how you tell your inner simian they are loved
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Doing this to my roommates
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Throwback
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
Product of an hour long phone call with an ISP at work
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Got my ass
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
I know I shouldn't look directly at the sun but it's so enticing
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Everywhere I go, the Bazinga Bus follows. It haunts my nightmares
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Guy walks into the stall next to me while I'm taking a shit at work and was battling demons, turns into a groaning farting mess. Halfway through he starts playing music, so naturally I hit up my friends at Shazam
Shazam results - The track New Dawn Fades by Moby
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
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𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Some of the Angels I've collected
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