𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Explaining nge to an American: Okay imagine your mom is a chicken sandwich 000
𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 28/01/2025This morning I opened Tiktok just days after the news dropped that they will be purchased by Oracle or Microsoft and saw that there is a new facial scanning feature for avatars. Yeah no thank you. 010
𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Eating a mango with your bare hands while tripping and watching nature documentaries is how you tell your inner simian they are loved 020
𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 29/09/2023I know I shouldn't look directly at the sun but it's so enticing 000
𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 21/09/2023Everywhere I go, the Bazinga Bus follows. It haunts my nightmares 000
𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤 @cursedmonk.bsky.social · 16/08/2023Guy walks into the stall next to me while I'm taking a shit at work and was battling demons, turns into a groaning farting mess. Halfway through he starts playing music, so naturally I hit up my friends at Shazam 000