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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

My fave band puts out an album and then not two days later my favorite author announces her new book?? Wack

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

#1 Cheek Freak cookies Ben made for our Podium listening party 🥹 @cheekface.bsky.social

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america’s local band cheekface @cheekface.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Podium, our 666th album, out now 🐐 Thank you for choosing Cheekface 🐐

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

If cheekface was around when I was in middle school they would’ve been the ringback tone on my LG chocolate

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Happy cheekface day and also happy six months since this nerd messaged me for the first time 🥰

Bumble messages from Jan 11, 2026

Ben: Cheekface!! I bumped into the song We Need a Bigger Dumpster and it was my anthem last summer. Great taste

Carly: Hell yeah! Great song. They're a lot of fun live too, they should be announcing a tour sometime soon

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I’ve been loving these tracks since I got my tape player on Thursday!! @cheekface.bsky.social is about to drop THE album of the summer

PROMOTIONAL COPY STUBBS CLUBB USE ONLY
SELECTIONS FROM THE
FORTHCOMING CHEEKFACE ALBUM
"PODIUM"
IN STORES JULY 28, 2026
CHEEKFACE
SIDE A
PEANUT BUTTER PRAWNS (3:30)
(EDWARDS, KATZ, TANNEN)
SIDE B
THE WEATHER (3:36)
(EDWARDS, KATZ, TANNEN)
AMERICA'S LOCAL BAND CHEEKFACE LLC

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Found a gift card with $70 on it so I bought a bunch of cheekface CDs

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Not to be a diva but the xtreme grilled cheese place at the Spokane airport owes me a 20 oz Pepsi or cash equivalent. Literally said “I also had a drink” and guy walked away. Hate this town

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Another banger from cheekface. Obsessed

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america’s local band cheekface @cheekface.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

mint ice cream should be green. mint is green. think about how weird it would be if ketchup was white

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america’s local band cheekface @cheekface.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

anyone ever heard of cheekface

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Update: he’s my boyfriend and we’re seeing cheekface together in October 🥰

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

The other night I found a big cup of noodles on the hostile street furniture

An abandoned half empty cup of noodles on a bus bench at night

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Hostile Street listening party at my weed store tonight

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Still so early but Valentine’s Day was fuckin magical

Beautiful bouquet of yellow and pink roses

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Oh god every year I forget about happy birthday fb post hell

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

What if cheekface dropped a single on my birthday

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Not me just now finding out about the cheekface as talking heads set from 2020??

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

It’s too early to say much but I am dating a guy who likes cheekface 👀

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Never mentioned that this guy called them “neckface” 😂

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I got a customer to listen to cheekface but when he told me this he did call them beefcake

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I downloaded my twitter archive and you can sort that shit by oldest first unfortunately 😟

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Whoa I met someone who knew who cheekface was but he was kind of a snob about it. Dude cheeksplained me

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Ginger 🐻✨ @gingerbearart.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

The council convenes once more #deathblart

Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago."

Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us."

Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin."

Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Oh my god it’s my mullet’s first birthday and it’s too scruffy to take a good pic of. Happy birthday mullet sorry you look like hell today

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Cheekface was right, too good to work for anyone

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Was a witness to some stupid ass behavior today

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I am gazing into the mouth of this gift horse

Comically large baby bottle containing a sandwich wrapped in foil. On the lid there is a sticky note that says “FREE! Big Bottle and Fresh, Hot Pastrami sando”

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

One way to reduce stress is to meditate. Another way is to not live under a fascist government. This has been wellness tips!

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

When cheekface said too good to work in a business. Too good to work for anyone. I felt that

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Somebody’s been eating crab at the bus stop again

Broken shell of a crab claw at a bus stop

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Another great cheekface show! And I finally got a selfie with the band :) love you guys!

Center: me wearing a camo cheekface shirt. Left: Echo! Behind me: Mandy! To my right, Greg!

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Tfw the flight is too short for them to offer coke and biscoff cookies :(

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america’s local band cheekface @cheekface.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

middle spoon is the new album by cheekface

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I want a custom hydroflask that has my name on it. Why they spensive

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Curly Simone (they/them) @curlysimone.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Ah yes, the Seattle music scene is alive and well. I just got cornered and sweet talked out of a couple bucks for a CD I’ll probably forget I own.

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