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Brooke

@curly.kiwi
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Nerd in Aotearoa. Tries to do the right thing. she/her

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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 02/10/2026
You make that sheep mascot for us yet? Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 28/09/2026
Sickos yes meme.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 26/09/2026
FFX-2 my beloved
FFX-2 end screen showing 100% story completion and each character at maximum level.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 26/09/2026
This is a fun one. Plenty of games have shaped me in different ways, figuring out which ones _don't_ make the cut was the hardest part here No particular order. Made at my9games.net
Oblivion, Final Fantasy X, Chrono Trigger, Pokémon Silver, Monster Hunter Freedom 2, Kerbal Space Program, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, Outer Wilds.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 21/09/2026
May I suggest: donate your unmatched socks to line a nice cat-sized box
Milo the white and tabby cat lying in a shoebox that's line with an old singlet and has socks spilling over the side.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 17/09/2026
Here, have a biblically accurate cat as a reward for sitting through that
Sideways photo of part of a cat's head and its reflection.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 07/09/2026
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 20/08/2026
Sorry, upstairs is off limits
Milo and Cass the white and tabby cats lying face to face across the entire width of a step on a staircase.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 13/08/2026
Here is what it looks like in Metaname's UI for managing this domain
"Contact details are (published / redacted) where possible."
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 13/08/2026
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 12/08/2026
Unfortunately I didn't get a photo while Milo was here too, but I've been here for over two hours now 🥰 Who remembers the days when Cass never cuddled?
Cass the white and tabby cat lying on a blanket over my legs while I sit on the couch, facing towards me with his paws stretched out and crossed over.Cass on my shins facing away, while I lie in the same spot on the couch.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 09/08/2026
Uh oh, am I still allowed to say all my code is human-authored?
Milo the white and tabby cat curled up on my open laptop, fully covering the keyboard and the touchpad.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 05/08/2026
X-Files still showing Mulder and a woman talking, with the subtitle "I don't know if you know anything about UFos,"
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 24/07/2026
Which one is kiki and which one is bouba
Cass the white and tabby cat cuddling on my left side as I lie in bed. His eyes are narrowed, his aeroplane ears are engaged, he has a front paw stretched all the way out, and his fur has a jagged edge along his spine.Milo the white and tabby cat asleep and cuddling on my right side as I lie in bed. He's curled up small, his legs and tail all disappeared, a smooth curve along his back and side.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 24/07/2026
It sure is, Ani. It sure fucking is.
Screenshot from the event listing with highlighted text:

"This is a conversation about free expression, institutional power, and who gets to speak and who gets told to stay quiet."
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 10/07/2026
Sorry folks, I understand the excitement but feeding thousands of submissions into an LLM wasn't suddenly a good idea just because this time it produced results that make us feel good I know submissions are public and people can do whatever they want with them, but I feel a bit violated over this
Each submission was then read by an artificial-intelligence language model, which carried out a sentiment and stance analysis: classifying the submission as opposing, supporting, or taking no clear position on the bill, tagging the reasons it raised, and noting any way the submitter described themselves. The model used was Anthropic’s Claude (Haiku 4.5). Borderline cases were re-checked by a second automated pass, and the results were spot-checked by a person.Meme image of Batman breaking a gun and saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 08/07/2026
Milo and Cass the white and tabby cats fast asleep face-to-face on a blanket over my legs while I lie on the couch. They are resting their foreheads against one another.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 01/07/2026
Cartoon of an old man smoking a pipe and saying "Seven vagánias".
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 30/06/2026
Screenshot of Beck's post with "11m" on the timestamp.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 13/06/2026
Going to protests, as a quiet person, is always a little strained. Today I made up for that by holding two signs, so my voice would still be heard ✊🏳️‍⚧️✊ This morning my wonderful girlfriend helped me make "we have always been here". Last year my parents helped me make "protect trans kids"
A cardboard sign reading "We have always been here" in block letters, with "always" in the colours of the trans flag.A cardboard sign reading "Protect trans kids" in block letters with the colours of the trans flag.Screenshot from an NZ Herald video, with both my signs visible next to one another.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 04/06/2026
Rainbow Action Tāmaki is also holding a sign painting event in the two days leading up to the protest, if you can make it
Screenshot of an Instagram post from Rainbow Action Tāmaki, containing an image of a poster for an event. The text on the poster reads:
Trans on campus
Protest sign painting
Prepare for Mana Irawhiti: Defy Definition
Thursday 11 June & Friday 12 June
4:00PM - 7:30PM
Quad outside of queer space (University of Auckland)
Make signs, meet community, get ready to match!
Materials provided.
All welcome.
Rainbow Action Tāmaki
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 04/06/2026
If you'll be in Auckland on Saturday 13 June, make sure you're coming to this protest against NZ First's transphobic definitions bill
Screenshot of an Instagram post from Rainbow Action Tāmaki, containing an image of a protest poster. The text on the poster reader:
Mana Irawhiti: Defy Definition
March from Myers Park
Saturday 13th June - 12PM
Join us for a rally and march against the "Definitions of Woman and Man Bill"
Defy definition.
Fight the bill.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 03/06/2026
This guy (Twitter screenshot)
Tweet from user @RuPaul on 5 March 2018: "In the 10 years we've been casting Drag Race, the only thing we've ever screened for is charisma uniqueness nerve and talent. And that will never change." Tge tweet has an image of three horizontal blocks of colour. From top to bottom: light green, greeb, yellow. The image is of a 1953 artwork by Ellsworth Kelly titled "Train Landscape".
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 27/05/2026
My posts lately have all been about a pretty heavy topic. Please enjoy these Milo and Cass updates instead That third one, of Cass lying on my legs, was taken right now 🥰
Milo and Cass the white and tabby cats sitting on top of a cat tower next to a window, looking at the camera.Milo the white and tabby cat lying on his back enjoying full body belly rubs on my lap while I sit in bed.Cass the white and tabby cat lying on a blanket over my legs while I lie on the couch.Milo and Cass the white and tabby cats keeping my company while I sit in bed. Cass is zonked out on a blanket over my legs with his front legs stretched out and his aeroplane ears engaged. Milo is kneading my dressing gown down by my feet.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 26/05/2026
Recently at work someone mentioned using Google and I wondered how easy it would be to make one of these to tease them with. Turns out it's a "first try" kind of thing 😬
Google's AI overview generating text saying:

"Way wag wag WOOF WOOF! 🐶 Sniff sniff... BARK! Whine... Sits down and stares intently, tail thumping 🐾"
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 26/05/2026
I thought it was too fast to use an LLM. The source is all intact, including this explanatory comment behind how the generator works the way it does and why
SUBMISSION GENERATOR
Each concern has several phrasings; we pick one per render. Order of selected concerns is shuffled. Personal context is interpolated. Recommendations also have variants and shuffle. This produces enough variation that submissions will not be auto-grouped by the committee.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 25/05/2026
Do you ever think about just how fucking dumb this timeline is?
Domino effect meme. A man prepares to knock over a tiny domino labelled "Deranged British woman pays to put hate speech on a billboard". The domino will knock down successively larger dominoes, reaching the largest labelled "New Zealand First party accidentally proposes banning women under 20 from receiving abortion care".
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 21/05/2026
Found it. Fuck me that was worse than I thought I remembered
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January 10, 2013
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Jordan Williams, 1/10, 10:11am

women; if they didn’t have a fanny between their legs they’d have a bounty on their heads

nice pic with Judith holding Truth
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Cameron Slater, 1/10, 10:13am

if they didn;t have cunts we’d chuck rocks at them
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 13/05/2026
The king and his jester
Milo and Cass the white and tabby cats on a sunlit cat tower. Milo is perched regally atop the tower, surveying his kingdom. Cass is lying on the next shelf down, his belly sagging comically through the large hole in the middle of the shelf.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 29/04/2026
🫶
Milo and Cass the white and tabby cats curled up together asleep on my dressing gown. Milo is using his brother's back as a pillow.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 29/04/2026
We need to recognise things like the American military offering to pay for higher education are tools of oppression that must be dismantled One of my favourite songs is Petey's "Don't Tell the Boys", it contains these lyrics that I think about a lot
I heard your brother's in the desert
He′s been fighting for our freedom
He's been chasing nameless faces
Ever since he finished rehab
Can we support the individual
Without supporting the whole damn complex?
It′s either shooting guns or heroin
At least one of 'em pays for college, ah, shit!
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 15/04/2026
Farm-fresh felines
Cass the white and tabby cat loafing in a cardboard box with "From our farm to you" written on it in cursive font.Milo the white and tabby cat curled up in a cardboard box with "From our farm to you" written on it in cursive font.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 09/04/2026
I think so much about this meme but it has one thing wrong. The toddler should be holding a gun.
A meme contrasting two captioned images. On the left, "Talking about gender with trans people" captions artwork of ancient Greek philosophers having a discussion. On the right, "Talking about gender with cis people" captions a photo of a woman wearing a bib holding a toy in front of a toddler, who is staring at it as though they are struggling to comprehend it.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 09/04/2026
Blackout poetry tonight was fun 🥰
Blackout poetry, the unredacted words reading "the famous man invented military the process was mechanized, another machine, the first Bomb".Blackout poetry, reading "We think that the serious astronomer is a LADY we have seen perfection." with the word "LADY" clearly taken from somewhere else and pasted into a large gap.Blackout poetry reading "Gender Signals. Penis and vagina, of course, cannot be classed. To become a Gender a gender-linked name is given, and receive the treatment to await the onset of puberty."Blackout poetry displaying a line graph of "Percent like horse" by age in years, with separate lines for "Male" and "Female". The background appears to be a woman with the head of a horse. The words read "Percent like horse. Above: horse-children. The horse shows an unusual puberty."
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 25/03/2026
I think a lot about this mug
White mug with "Police officer because my letters never came" in black Harry Potter font text, filled with a mixture of cop and HP symbols.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 07/03/2026
I got you
Cass the white and tabby kitten scrabbling on stone tiles in the kitchen, with a very intense expression.Milo the white and tabby cat falling asleep on a cat tower. He looks like he's struggling to keep his enormous ears up, and he's at risk of sliding through a hole in the platform he's on.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 26/02/2026
A dishevelled Mr Burns holding a small wooden model plane in one hand and a revolver in the other. He's holding Smithers at gunpoint at a moment where he's telling Smithers to get into the plane.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 21/02/2026
I know I don't post my daily cat photos here anymore (trying to be less on my phone all the time) but my boys are still doing well Cass still knows exactly how far away to sit when he wants cuddles but not to be touched, and Milo still knows exactly what he wants and it's cheek scritches
Cass the white and tabby cat lying on a blanket over my legs while I sit on the couch. I've reached out my hand and he's only just barely out of reach.Milo the white and tabby cat lying on my lap and enjoying cheek scritches while I sit in bed.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 20/02/2026
Sickos yes meme.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 18/02/2026
Dominoes meme with the tiny domino labelled "Microsoft goes all-in on AI" and the huge domino labelled "Remote Code Execution Vulnerability in Notepad".
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 18/02/2026
Drolta Tzuentes, a Black woman vampire from the animated series Castlecania: Nocturne saying "Every orifice I possess has teeth."
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 18/02/2026
A magazine spread of an article about Jenna-Louise Coleman's character "Clara" from Doctor who. Viewing only the right page, the title text reads "girl. finger her." and makes it look like Clara is leaning in to say it to the reader. The full title text across both pages reads "She's this mysterious girl. The Doctor can't put his finger on what it is about her."
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 18/02/2026
YouTube video "Introducing Liquid Glass | Apple". The play button obscures the thumbail so it reads "Introducing Liquid ass".
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 18/02/2026
A road has a sign reading "LGBTQ rights enforced by battlemech". Behind it is a red Wolverine with a rainbow patch on its left shoulder. It is presumably a WVR-6R although the right hand is obscured so it may be another variant.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 18/02/2026
i ain't reading all that
i'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 18/02/2026
All Robots & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up. To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To And I Will Never Speak To You. I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk. I am a Divine Being : You are an Object. You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 18/02/2026
A villain from a minor Stargate SG1 episode holding a small object and looking at it with a confused expression. Next to him is a bowl of kiwifruit cut into quarters with the skin still on.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 18/02/2026
Teal'c from Stargate SG1 drinking hot coffee straight from the jug with wild abandon.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 18/02/2026
Screenshot of two potential polls. Poll 1: "Do you think you could take a vampire?" 70.4% yes, 29.6% no. Poll 2: "In a fight?" 11% yes 89% no.
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Brooke @curly.kiwi · 18/02/2026
Three panel comic based on the "no take only throw" comic by cupcakelogic. Panel 1 shows a dog with a ball in its mouth making a pleading face, with the caption "Pls Girl Voice?". Panel 2 shows a hand reaching to take the ball, the dog is angry now and the caption reads "No Voice Training!". Panel 3 shows the angry dog again captioned "Only girl voice!"
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