update: found a temp solution that is actually super easy to set up UwU
Max 🐾🌙
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max/critter || mated🧡 || they/he/it || lv. 27 || DMV off somewhere, howling at the moon ☾𓃦☽ couple dogs and a deer ΘΔ ˗ˏˋ★ commissions are on hold! 🔮 ko-fi.com/curiy0te ★ˎˊ˗ 🔞minors dni plz🔞
![laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads:
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG?
[photo of a coyote]
DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE.
OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???:
—NO ACTION REQUIRED
—IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!)
-HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT
-LET HER COOK
—NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;)
—KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS
-(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY)
—YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bzvkcciljsphlgnk7iraf26t/bafkreib6gagplfpduin7jjpqa7lo2zvoe72gjycjdkrngtsxhyfytzoypa)
