Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This Life: Cold Feet for hipsters. #totp 010
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I would say that Feels So Good is like a quasi-banger. It feels like it's got all the elements but it only fizzes a bit, really. But compared to what's come before it's like the Tsar Bomba. #totp 010
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sonique is actually worth waiting for. #totp 110
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Reach just reminds me of having to pretend I liked it at the end of every student disco in the hopes someone would think I was fun enough to trap off with, so I have a deep loathing for it even now. #totp 020
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Reach: Sweet Caroline for idiots. #totp 241
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Travis ruined acoustic guitars in the same way Operation Ranch Hand ruined swathes of Vietnamese jungle. #totp 010
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We're as far from this update as Chrissie Hynde was from last being relevant. #totp 000
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The kind of remix which makes you pine for the days of wax cylinders. #totp 110
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Meaty cover version right here. #totp 000
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Belle and Sebastian making the nationals with what is undoubtedly their shittest song. #totp 120
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This might be good when she tries the vocal take when she's not sucking a gobstopper. #totp 010
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Finding Sia on a 2000 episode of Top of the Pops is like finding a picture of Paul McCartney taking part in the Battle of the Bulge. #totp 040
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Haven't seen this much orange leather since I turned off CNN. #totp 031
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Jon Bon Jovi cosplaying as Naranjito from Espana '82. #totp 010
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'd rather go on a prom date with Brundlefly than listen voluntarily to Bon Jovi. #totp 020
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Theako just dropping a slander like it ain't shit. #totp 000
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Day and Night spending less than that atop the chart. #totp 000
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The BBC pretending America isn't just Gomorrah at the moment then. #totp 110
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The kind of number one which bemuses even Paul Gambaccini. #totp 000
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The Lozza origin story at last. #totp 020
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I've seen worse countdowns than this, but they've usually finished with an atoll being flung halfway across the Pacific. #totp 020
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Anyone that's been to Bentley will realise this is the only ace thing that's ever come out of it. #totp 030
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"I thought I heard a billion people attending spin classes in twenty-five years time cry out." #totp 020
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This choreography looks like it came free on the back of a Ricicles box. #totp 011
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026For their next miracle, Madasun are going to leave the stage without falling foul of the ITC. #totp 000
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Madasun looking like a bottle episode of Drifters. #totp 000
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's no surprise Stevie Wonder can't drive out of this garage. #totp 010
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Covering Stevie Wonder about as successfully as Oswald Mosley's Guide to Popular Music. #totp 020
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Tim sounding, as usual, like he's singing to you from a fast receding car window. #totp 010
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The kids dancing to this like their knees have been replaced by bags of Cheesy Moments. #totp 000
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Tim Burgess taking a break from shrinking the kids. #totp 010
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Lead singer looks like he'd front a campaign about why rubbing your kid's face in cat shit is better than getting a polio vaccination. #totp 000
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Someone needs to tell these Milk Tray motherfuckers they're meant to leave the chocolates behind. #totp 010
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026They look like Westlife if they had lupus. #totp 030
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Are Lone Star named after their best album review? #totp 020
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Nobody's been this fixated on a tiny skirt since Christopher Cockerill was looking for funding. #totp 000
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I always assume Don't Call Me Baby should be the theme to a sitcom called One Night Stan about a feckless womaniser. #totp 030
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Checking out the episode guide for tonight's fare, and it reads like something a clerk might read out in the Hague. #totp 030
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He's Mr Bronson, maybe you've Michael Sheard of him? 010
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think whoever created the league tables for the UEFA Nations League also did the puzzles for 3-2-1. 000
Chrispy Chicken Noodle @curiousorange.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Did every song in 2000 have its hand down its trackie botts or what? #totp 000
