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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
VIDEO www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLyWYzTyYAo
Our final track this week is a cheery little number by The Dream Eaters which feels like a reasonable soundtrack for the Summer we’ve just had. This is called Aneurysm – and this edition of Curios is OVER, BYE, SEE YOU IN A FORTNIGHT I LOVE YOU BYE!
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
VIDEO www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq2pr5728aE
Ok, if I am honest I am including this solely because of the video – the track’s a vaguely-angular guitar number that doesn’t really do it for me, but the video…oh wow, this channels a very particular era of CG graphics (specifically about 1993-4) and it speaks deep to my soul. The band is Spread Joy and the song is ‘Iambic Pentameter’.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
VIDEO www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_LA55JIHl8
Why do so many songs right now sound like pitch-perfect Joy Division numbers? I HAVE NO IDEA BUT THEY DO! This is by Black Doldrums (so goth!) and it’s called ‘Compulsion’ and you tell me this doesn’t sound like Joy Division, come on.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
UFC at the White House archive.ph/20260824135641/https://w…
UFC at the White House: Jon Ronson has a new book out, all about DAMAGED MEN, and as part of the tie-in promo he was booked to cover the recent UFC fight at the White House; this is, per all of Ronson’s writing, very, very funny; he’s an excellent writer, an excellent humourist and someone who, over the years, has absolutely nailed the caricature of himself who inhabits all his pieces (he’s also, per some of my friends’ interactions with him a few years ago, considerably less keen on the joke being on him, but that applies to all of us I guess), and while making fun of the UFC at the White House is possibly a *bit* fish/barrel, it’s also a very good read featuring a pleasingly-ridiculous cast of characters (not counting the obvious one).
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Walking The Length of Manhattan craigmod.com/ridgeline/232
Walking The Length of Manhattan: Craig Mod – whose walks I have featured many times in Curios over the years – writes about walking the length of Manhattan with a friend. This is just lovely – a series of small snapshots of one of the world’s great cities, with no rhyme or reason other than what Craig saw, heard and found interesting, and it made me want to go to New York and just walk and walk and walk.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Literary Fiction Has Lost The Plot devonhalliday.substack.com/p/litera…
Literary Fiction Has Lost The Plot: I’ve read a lot of novels this year, but I have to say there’s not been that much I have been hugely captivated by – of the Booker Longlist (the ones I’ve read, at least), the one that stood out most to me was Black Bag, and even that was very much ‘interesting work but a flawed one’ and certainly not something I thought ‘masterpiece’ of. Anyway, you don’t care what I think – instead, why not read this excellent deconstruction by Devon Halliday of the opening pages of two recent literary novels, one by Hernan Diaz and the other by Emma Cline, which goes line by line through each and explains what is wrong with them, and how, in turn, that speaks to What Is Wrong With Literary Fiction Today. I thought this was excellent – scholarly but accessible, and Halliday does a really good job of illustrating wider points with specific examples from each passage – and it’s hard not to agree with many of his assessments, specifically this summation: “When I read literary novels like Switzy and Ply, all I can feel is that the writers are stalling for time. If they really had something urgent they wanted to communicate, they wouldn’t waste sentences on how slick dolphins are or how drab February is. The question driving these opening pages is not: “What does it mean to live a good life?” or “What do we owe to people?” or “What can be saved from the ravages of time?” The question I hear is: “Have I impressed you yet?” If I thought this problem was specific to Switzy and Ply, I wouldn’t bother writing about it. I would just get rid of the books and move on. But the missteps in these openings feel so familiar to me. They exemplify a trend in literary fiction that I’ve come to hate: Describing Unimportant Things in Unnecessary Detail In Order to Sound Smart.”
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The New Etiquette www.joanwestenberg.com/p/neo-etique…
The New Etiquette: I don’t, personally, generally hold with ‘rules’ for etiquette, but I found myself reading this and nodding along pretty regularly which means either that it is RIGHT AND TRUE or, perhaps more accurately, that it maps perfectly onto my own middle-aged English opinions about What Is Right. Anyway, wevs, I think pretty much all of these are just Good Advice and you could do worse than reading the list and internalising the points. Write to people you care about in your own words, not AI! Just because you have sent someone a message doesn’t oblige them to reply to it immediately! Don’t screenshot the groupchat! Honestly, if nothing else this list makes GREAT dinnerparty conversation fodder. Oh, since I found this it’s been put behind a substack paywall, but, well, you know how free trials work and how to cancel them (or, er, SUBSCRIBE! Web Curios advocates paying for content, after all, but also if I subscribe to one more fcuking newsletter I will have to sell a kidney, so).
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re All Affiliate Marketers Now archive.ph/20260821111028/https://w…
We’re All Affiliate Marketers Now: I mean, this feels like this has been true for a while now, but this latest development in the US feels like a precursor to it getting even bigger as a trend – this is basically a PR piece for creator marketplace ShopMy, which is getting into the affiliate links game, but the general trend that it speaks to (specifically: more and more platforms offering affiliate programs as we all struggle to earn money from our actual jobs and are instead forced to shill tat for brands to our friends in the hope they buy a £20 top from Shein and we earn £0.02 in commission) is one that’s been on the rise for a couple of years now and which, given everyone wants to be a creator and everyone needs a hustle, is likely to grow fast on both sides of the Atlantic.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Habits of AI Writing a16zcrypto.substack.com/p/the-habit…
The Habits of AI Writing: In the spirit of ‘know your enemy’, I subscribe to a bunch of newsletters from Terrible Companies; one of these is Andreessen Horowitz’s weekly missive on AI adoption and integration, which is a darkly-hilarious guide to AI ‘tells’ in copy and how to go about eliminating them. The reason this made me laugh so much is that it neatly captures some of the issue that people increasingly have with AI, to whit – none of the people pushing it seem to think or behave in a manner even vaguely-related to the ways in which normal people think and behave. Witness the way in which this guide is presented – it opens with the assertion that writing with AI is good, actually, and that EVEN MORE ACTUALLY some of the ‘quirks’ of AI prose are in fact really good, but because NORMIES are TOO DUMB to tell and often don’t like said tells, here is how to eliminate them…what’s even better is that the guide then goes on to explain what the tells are and how they are visible and why they might rub people up the wrong way in a manner not-dissimilar to how I would imagine A16Z might consider explaining textual communication to a curious, but fundamentally non-human, alien being. This is SO weird to me, honestly, and simply reinforces my impression that all VCs are basically vat-grown in Gstaad and educated on nothing but Y-Combinator pitch decks.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
App Life In China www.chinafile.com/reporting-opinion… www.transformernews.ai/p/ai-surveil…
App Life In China: Oh this is a great piece of reportage; fine, the genre it inhabits (‘writer based in the West visits China and recounts in wide-eyed wonder the strangeness of its futureeconomy’) isn’t a new one, and I have featured examples of it here before, but this is a nice update to the canon; it contains all the standard stuff you’d expect about the WeChat/Alipay digital layer which underpins/overlays (choose your preference!) the economy and society, but it’s also good at the practical realities of How This Works Now and What Its Impacts Mean, and Why It Is Not All Bad And Not All Good Either, and, in general, it’s interesting and nuanced in a way that these pieces don’t always nail. There’s also some interesting stuff in here about how the tech is impacting the social fabric of the country in ways I found particularly interesting: “The ever present surveillance must be one factor behind the remarkable improvement in public manners everywhere we went in China. Very little spitting, no jostling to get off planes, people seem to respect personal space much more than they used to. But it’s not just the cameras and facial recognition software. One friend in his fifties in Beijing said that the pandemic had changed everyone, but also that his parents’ generation were mostly dead or housebound—“they all had really rough manners because of the way China was when they were young.” WeChat and the other apps also mean there’s far less need for physical queues, and no point in jostling to get ahead if you are in one. There is more urban space in China than there used to be. There’s body space because of the apps and the good manners. Malls are empty unless they have live events or lots of restaurants. In some neighborhoods, the only humans are helmeted, uniformed couriers in red or yellow jackets buzzing about on electric bikes, anxiously checking their phones to make sure they’re not late for the next delivery. If they’re late, they get punished by the algorithms.” BONUS DYSTOPIAN FUTURE TECH WRITEUP! James Ball writes in Transformer about the Surveillance Panopticon and how cameras + AI is working to create the future that already exists in China all around the Western world. Smile, because even if someone isn’t watching someTHING definitely is!
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
More Fcuked Today Than Yesterday climatecasino.substack.com/p/more-f…
More Fcuked Today Than Yesterday: Look, if you’d prefer not to chug down another thick dose of Climate Realism then, well, I can’t blame you; on the other hand, if you want a couple of thousand words explaining some of the many, many ways in which the lights on the indicator dashboard of ‘How Badly Have We Fcuked The Planet Then?’ are flashing worrying shades of red then MERRY CHRISTMAS! Here’s a cheery little sampler! “ It’s hard to put into any concrete terms just how insanely hot the oceans all over the planet are at this moment. Back in 2023, when new records started to be set, there was huge media interest in the topic. Some of my graphics went viral, with images showing temperatures spiking almost vertically to new record highs. Arguments over the lack of Saharan dust and the impacts of the new IMO 2020 low-sulfur shipping fuel regulations were in the headlines. And then there’s yesterday. It’s not just that a new record daily high was set, yesterday was the 55th consecutive new daily record high, and the global oceans were a full 0.14°C hotter than any previous July 26th on record. For statistics geeks, the current temperature is more than 3.8 standard deviations above the 1991-2020 mean. The daily temperatures are on the precipice of setting a new record high temperature for any time of the year. Is this being discussed in mainstream media? Crickets. Global oceans teetering on the edge? Crickets. Global impacts? Crickets.”
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Edgecase Wars rolandmcs.substack.com/p/edge-case-…
Edgecase Wars: Roland Smith makes the point in this essay that the issues we see characterised as ‘part of the ‘Culture Wars’ should in fact be thought of as edge case wars – that they are debates on and around issues that are so marginal, so unrepresentative of wider life and experience, that we should stop affording the arguments around them so much oxygen in terms of the wide culture. Which…hm, fine, on the one hand you are right Roland but on the other this does rather seem to ignore the extent to which edge cases can function as small-scale examples of wider issues, how they can be canaries in the cultural coalmine, and if you don’t think that the frankly insane tenor of the ‘debate’ around trans people is now going to be applied to all sorts of other things based on its successful rollout in that one, marginal area (not marginal if you’re trans, obviously, but you know what I mean here) then I have a bridge to sell you. This is obviously correct in a narrow sense, and I can empathise with the thinking and the general ‘guys, can we all stop shouting about stuff that is, objectively, not really near the top of things that people care about’ viewpoint, but also it does feel like we’re now at a point where it might be quite important to keep shouting actually.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Monterey Bay Aquarium montereybayaquarium.tumblr.com
The Monterey Bay Aquarium: I don’t think I feature enough aquarium content in Curios, on reflection – consider this a small attempt to rectify that. This is the Tumblr of the Monterey Bay Aquarium in California, featuring some excellent creature content (examples include a guide to which marine wildlife you can in fact ‘pet like a dog’) and lovable gifs and, generally, conveying exactly the sort of Wholesome Tone you might expect and desire from a place where you get to hang out with anemones. I have actually been to the Monterey Bay Aquarium – my dad lived in California for a few years when I was small, I went to visit him, he took me here, I got to touch a starfish, it almost made up for him fcuking his secretary and leaving my mum, lol! – and so can attest to its impeccable vibes.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today’s Star Is brlka.itch.io/todays-star-is www.rockpapershotgun.com/latest
Today’s Star Is: Via the nice people at Rock, Paper, Shotgun, my notes for this game read, simply, ‘B4STARD’. This is a daily lunar lander-type game, which each day tasks you with finding, retrieving and returning a flag; you control a little spacecraft with the arrow keys, with a single thruster and some pleasingly-floaty gravity physics, and you can bounce of the walls…until the point in the levels when they start having spikes on them, at which point you will start SCREAMING at the screen. And that’s not even to mention the horrifying space invader thing you have to avoid, or the fact that when you find the key you have to then drag it back to the starting point, and the key has its own weight and physics and OH MY GOD I SHOUTED AT THIS SO SO MUCH and yet I have played it each day since I found it and I think I might actually hate myself.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wireshooter amix-design.com/tl/tool-g-wireshoot…
Wireshooter: Ooh, this is quite a cool little shooter game with some genuinely-novel mechanics; I suggest you read the ‘how to play’ section, as it’s different enough from most other shooters you will have played to require a degree of explanation. This is much, much better when played on your phone, as attempting to make this work using the mouse cause me to almost break my wrist (oh, ok, fine, HYPERBOLE, but it wasn’t fun).
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Mob Museum themobmuseum.org blort.meepzorp.com themobmuseum.org/nickname-generator
The Mob Museum: Via the wonderful blort comes this website, the digital representation of the US National Museum of Organized Crime and Law Enforcement. “At The Mob Museum, the National Museum of Organized Crime and Law Enforcement, we put in the work to get to the bottom of some of history’s most intriguing tales, exploring the age-old dichotomy of good guys vs. bad guys. Located in the heart of downtown Las Vegas, The Mob Museum is an immersive experience exploring the ongoing power struggle between organized crime and law enforcement from the Mob’s origination to today. Through vivid storytelling, guests are presented with the facts, the fiction and the gray area in between — showcasing the events and characters that played an integral (and infamous) role in U.S. history.” Obviously this is just a website – for the full experience you’ll have to go to Vegas I’m afraid – but this is still fascinating for any of you with a Goodfellas fetish and a willingness to overlook all the genuinely horrid things about organised mob violence in favour of a vaguely-romantic imagining of speakeasies and machine guns inside violin cases. There are blogs and bits of history and special sections on storied events such as the St Valentine’s Day Massacre, and there’s even a pleasingly old-school ‘mob nickname generator’ (Matt “Money Bags” Muir, since you ask), and, generally, this is a good (fuggin) time.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rodeo rodeorodeorodeo.com
Rodeo: INTERESTING. This is, to the best of my understanding, pretty much functionally identical to another app I featured here a couple of weeks ago – Rodeo is a platform that takes any link (or photo, or social post) featuring a forthcoming event which you feed it and turns it into a collaborative planning tool to help you and your friends organise trips and outings to things you think look cool – “Share what you want to do into the Rodeo app (Social posts, Screenshots, Links, Photos). We’ll wrangle the details and keep you organized, so you can actually do the things you save; see all your plans and tentatives in one place; see your places on a map; get reminders so you don’t miss out; make lists and share them with friends.” This sounds…useful! Also, a good datapoint should you be a useless strategymong who has to pull together a ‘deck’ (LOL!) all about how real life experiences are the new hotnesszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz dear God.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seung Hyuk seunghyuk.com www.mariavasilyeva.com
Seung Hyuk: Beautiful personal portfolio website corner! This is the portfolio website of one Seung Hyuk, a Seoul-based graphic designer who has a real knack for interaction design; this is SO pleasing, and so pleasingly-non-standard. Everything about it is a pleasure to interact with, and there are so many cool little details you uncover by clicking around and into various different sections. Seeing stuff like this makes me wish I had a website to commission so I could pay people like this to make it for me, honestly. BONUS PORTFOLIO WEBSITE! This is another excellent personal showcase by Maria Vasilyeva which is also really nicely-designed but which I love most for the blurring effect the cursor applies to all the images onsite which I find SO soothing and which I think you might enjoy too.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An Auction of Technical Antiques auction-team.de/highlights-12-septe… auction-team.de/project/leica-ii-lu…
An Auction of Technical Antiques: “Matt!” I hear you cry, “Matt! What are ‘technical antiques?” Erm, look, I wish you hadn’t asked as I don’t really know, but, based on the multiple lots available in this forthcoming auction they can best be described as ‘old mechanical things that do stuff’ – so, say, old calculators of various types, or old mechanical puppet theatres. There’s a MONKEY ORGAN (you need to supply your own monkey, you may be sad to learn), old projectors, some neon signs…basically if you’re in the market for stuff that might reasonably be grouped under the broad heading of ‘esoteric homewares to make you look more interesting than you in fact are’ then WOW are you going to be happy with what’s on display here. OH MY GOD THERE’S AN ACTUAL GOLD LEICA.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
3d Drum Machine webgl-drum-machine.vercel.app
3d Drum Machine: SORRY I THINK THIS IS VIBECODED SORRY (I am assuming based on the url here – apologies if I’m tarring you with The Machine brush without justification). But! If it is, it’s really nicely-done (if horribly optimised – maybe it’s my laptop being old and sh1t, but MAN does this fcuk my performance into the sun) and doesn’t *look* like Claudeslop and it’s surpisingly-deep when you play around with it a bit. Basically the link presents you with a 3d rendering of a little 3d control device with a bunch of buttons – toggle the buttons to toggle the beats, the general sound type, the BPM, and then click the circle in the bottom of the device to access a secondary FX menu which lets you warp the drumtones to pleasingly-wonky effect. The rendering of the device is really nice – it looks a bit grubby and analogue, and there’s a pleasing tactility to the digital buttons which elevates this beyond the standard ‘in-browser synthtoy’ mass, and even I was able to make something quite fun and vaguely-boppable within minutes of clotheared tinkering.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
iPhone Photography of the Year ippawards.com/winners/showcase
iPhone Photography of the Year: As I think I have remarked before (in tedious, needlessly-curmudgeonly fashion), it kind of feels like mobile phone cameras are good enough now that you probably don’t need to give trem their own designation when it comes to photo awards – BUT! More awards mean MORE WINNERS, and, you know, that’s a good thing, probably (let’s never forget the losers, though. ISN’T THAT RIGHT, LOSERS? I know my people). This year’s selection of snaps shot on Apple devices features some predictably-excellent material (although actual sad trombone sfx to whoever it was who phoned in the strapline ‘the art of seeing, celebrated’ – YOU BEAUTIFUL HACK, YOU!); my personal favourtite is the lovely b&w shot of the cat, just because the framing and contrast is beautifully-done, but there are loads of great pictures to browse (although – and I promise I will stop saying this one day, perhaps when I die – I am SO SICK OF EVERYTHING LOOKING SO OVERTWEAKED AND HDR! Also, part of me does think that the degree of post-processing applied automatically by every single cameraphone in existence in 2026 does rather take some of the fun and skill out of this, although I accept that maybe I am just being grumpy at this point).
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Typ.ing typ.ing/text/daily-challenge
Typ.ing: Yes, I know, noone needs another free, in-browser typing tutor. BUT! This one is really nice, minimal AND comes with a daily challenge game which is a) very good practice; and b) has a leaderboard so you can compare the speed of your typing fingers with those of other anonymous saddos from around the world. What will you win should YOU have the fastest digits in all the world? Nothing, literally nothing, but the pride is its own reward (you are pathetic).
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Desktop Colours desktopcolors.com
Desktop Colours: I can’t for a second imagine that you’ve spent years thinking that your life is missing a comprehensive database of the colourschemes used by the default desktops of various operating systems over the past few decades, but in case I am wrong and that is all that’s standing between you and real happiness then, well, you’re very welcome indeed.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chatto chatto.run
Chatto: One of my greatest ‘Christ, I am OLD now’ indicators (other than the volume of grey that gets left on the floor of the barbers, which, Jesus) is my complete inability to get on board with Discord as a platform – I understand how it works but my GOD is it unpleasant to use. Should you feel the same way, you might want to consider checking out Chatto which is basically ‘Discord, but on the AT protocol’ which I know are words which will send the vast majority of you into a catatonic state of extreme boredom but which will send approximately three of you open-source freaks into some sort of tumescent reverie.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Admonymous www.admonymous.co
Admonymous: Would you like to create an anonymous inbox via which anyone at all can send you ‘feedback’ about yourself? NO GOD NO OF COURSE NOT WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHAT THE ACTUAL FCUK IS WRONG WITH YOU (I am still burnt from a comment on a YT video I am in which reads in its entirety ‘icl, I can’t stand Matt Muir’ – I mean, fcuk you too, anonymous YouTube cnut, FCUK YOU)? However, if you somehow think that your life would be improved were strangers on the web afforded the ability to write short, pithy messages about why and how, exactly, you suck, then this link will allow you to do that very thing – er, have fun! NB – any readers wishing to leave feedback can obviously do so by sending me an email. But don’t feel you have to, honestly.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Windows 96 windows96.net
Windows 96: Would you like a reasonably-full-featured recreation of Windows 96 in your browser? What if I told you that it came equipped with a bunch of the games that came free with the original OS, including that Space Pinball number which you wasted HOURS on in your childhood because you couldn’t afford actual videogames (what’s that? The sound of…no violins? FINE, please yourselves you fcuks)? Yeah, thought that would draw you in. This is actually lots of fun, and it’s worth clicking around to explore all the different easter eggs that are hidden in the menus; I especially recommend that you find the MP3 player (it’s called BassoonTracker, inexplicably) and treat yourself to the 8bit rendition of The Final Countdown which comes as one of the preset tracks because, honestly, it slaps.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What We Tell AI www.whatwetellai.com
What We Tell AI: I am not,  personally, a high-volume user of AI; there are a few particular use-cases I have for work, but in general I have literally no interest in ‘talking’ to the machine; as such, I find the idea of people spilling their guts and using an LLM to attempt to scry through the revealed viscera to be deeply, deeply weird and, well, entirely-unrelatable. As such, I found this project – per the blurb, “We invited strangers to write a confession about their relationship with artificial intelligence” – interesting and, honestly, quite sad. “What We Tell AI is a project exploring our secrets about our complex relationship with Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) Last September, we set up a box in Dolores Park, San Francisco and asked strangers to write down a confession about their relationship with A.I. Since then, we’ve collected more than 350 handwritten notes gathered in parks, shopping malls, and even AI conferences across the California Bay Area, New York, and beyond. A snapshot of these strange times, WWTAI shines a light on the emerging taboos around AI use and its increasing presence in our intimate lives in 2026.” So all of this is data from North America, and the locations suggest a degree of skew in terms of the types of individual they will have heard from, but still, it’s a really fascinating series of vignettes, windows into the increasingly-personal relationship which some people have developed with their LLM of choice. “ChatGPT knows how much and hard I yearned for a guy, more than my best friend ever would,” reads one; “I cloned my ex’s voice to have a last conversation with her,” reads another. Oh, and lest you think this is all too miserable, there’s at least one in there that says “I think everyone who uses AI is a bad person,” should you need a bit of RESISTANCE amongst the weirdness. WELCOME TO OUR FUTURE!
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Twitter Now twitter.now
Twitter Now: Do you sometimes wish that you could turn a dial and revert social media to its prelapsarian state? That you could somehow rewind everything so that it was, what, 2011 again, all rageface memes and puppers and doggos and bacon? WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR OLD TWITTER BACK? Well, tough, those days are gone and we will never again see that sort of strange, naive optimism which found us sharing the collective delusion that maybe, just maybe, all being plugged into each other would be a good thing rather than the first step onto the treacherous descent towards madness and civilisational collapse! Still, if you would like to briefly *imagine* that we could in fact go back then you might appreciate the intent behind this Twitter clone which is using the old brand name because, per a court ruling in the US, Elon lost the rights to it when he changed the name to X. So, what Twitter.now offers is…actually I have no idea what it offers beyond the descriptions on the website because the platform’s requesting a sign-on fee of $20 and, well, fcuk off lads. The rationale, as they put it, is to both fund the idea of A New (Old) Twitter, but also that a financial commitment, even a small one, will ensure buy-in from the community – but, look, there simply aren’t enough people in the world who a) want a text-based social network; and b) want one so much that they want to pay for it. Sorry, but there aren’t. Oh, and there’s no real detail about who the money is going to, which, well, also no. Basically this is going to die on its ar$e, but I imagine they’ll make a few grand out of a bunch of delusional webutopians so more power to them I guess.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The 3d Website Gallery mesh3d.gallery/websites expeditione.fun/expeditions/ancient… us.oreobts.com
The 3d Website Gallery: If the garden of, er, webby delights (sorry; turns out ‘webby delights’ is an unexpectedly-unpleasant phrase, who’d have thought it?) that is the Tiny Awards doesn’t sate your desire for GREAT WEB EXPERIENCES then feel free to gorge on this selection too – Mesh3d is a collection of examples of stellar 3d website design using WebGL and 3js tec…oh, look, neither of us care about the technical details (or, to be more accurate, I don’t), all you need to know is that from this portal you can access dozens and dozens of examples of HUGELY-shiny website design using 3d elements, from a pleasingly-cartoony look at ancient Egypt and its architectural stylings to the tie-in website for, er, a collaboration between K-Pop titans BTS and inexplicably-popular diabetes vector Oreos! What more could you want? Eh? Jesus, NO!
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
VIDEO www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlDWQ89MCcg
It turns out that my current hiphop jam is basically ‘middle-aged MCs and oldschool beats’ and while I feel I should be embarrassed at how basic this makes me, well, this is a great track and I don’t care; this is ‘The Way That It Be’ by Hieroglyphics.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
VIDEO www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfx1zeAO1II
This track is one which I think I probably *ought* to hate – it’s VERY affected and feels almost precision-tooled to appeal to a Certain Type of Teenager with a Particular Self-Image, but also it’s just a lot of fun and it swings and sways very nicely indeed, and, well, I also love pizza, beer and cigarettes (the song’s title), so. It’s by the fantastically-named Kiko Jupiter Pendegrass.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
VIDEO www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcHI5d5ZK7w
This is very much not my sort of thing, ordinarily, but I found it hypnotic and weird and compelling and camp and VERY INTENSE – see what you think. It’s called ‘Wasp In The Fig’ (great title btw) and it’s by Eartheater.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two Sketches by Gwendoline Riley yalereview.org/article/gwendoline-r…
Two Sketches by Gwendoline Riley: Two short stories, presented as companion pieces, by Gwendoline Riley in The Yale Review. The first in particular – called The Tenant – is an almost painfully well-drawn portrait of a very particular type of modern sickness, but both are excellent examples of shortform fiction.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paid Phones thebaffler.com/salvos/paid-phones-k…
Paid Phones: Daniel Kolitz, who wrote the superviral piece on Gooning earlier this year, returns with another virtuoso piece of writing, this time about debt in modern America and, specifically, his experience of it, and the apps that exist now in the US which serve both to ostensibly help manage it and also sell you significantly more of it at every single opportunity. This is very funny, but equally horrifying – it does feel rather like a passage which as recently as the 90s would be satirical rather than descriptive. “Certainly, I’m still in the hole. As I write this, I owe $359.96 to Cleo, $31.99 to Albert, $62.99 to Brigit, and $86.12 to Dave. I also, hauntingly, owe thirty bucks to MrBeast. Technically, I owe this money to Step, the payday loan app MrBeast acquired earlier this year to “give millions of young people the financial foundation I [MrBeast] never had.” Currently boasting seven million users, the app really does offer savings accounts for teens, but a quick look at its interface reveals this as a kind of front: “Step EarlyPay,” available to users of all ages, is clearly the core product here. As far as I can tell, MrBeast is the only celebrity to buy a digital lender outright, but it cannot be long before Clavicular, Woah Vicky, et al. are collectively skimming a sizable percentage of Americans’ paychecks. Perhaps, if one wants to stay solvent in the future, one will have no choice but to buy a decent lighting setup and get to work charismatically injecting peptides or fomenting race war on stream. If anything, I’m a poster boy for precisely this looming dystopia: An article I wrote about masturbation went viral, leading to higher-paying writing assignments, which—if and when they’re completed—will allow me, finally, to break out of the payday cycle. That the attention-getting mechanism here was long-form literary nonfiction, as opposed to a TikTok man-on-the-street series in which I pose uncomfortable questions to couples at the mall, does not change the underlying dynamic. Given all this, can I really be sure I won’t come crawling back to MrBeast in time?”
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Greg Chism archive.ph/6bkrG
Greg Chism: I will say this for Jon Ronson – MAN is the PR for his latest book doing good work for him. You can’t move for Ronson pieces at the moment, and here’s another one – this is a piece about ex-YouTuber Greg Chism, who was for a while a, er, ‘lawncare influencer’ and who then, via a series of…ill-advised decisions, became very much a target of a LOT of hate online. I will leave you to make your own minds up about the extent to which Chism is a) just an enthusiastic guy who made a few poor calls and has had his life ruined as a result; or b) a calculating monster who was happy to exploit his children for the money and fame to which he had become addicted, but my personal take on this one is that it really does neatly show the problem with both algorithms and ‘content creation’ as a profession, and that audience capture is real, pernicious and likely to drive someone quietly insane (even if they were saner to begin with than Mr Chism was), and that there is something deeply psychologically unhealthy in pursuing a career in which you do things you don’t really like or understand because Very Complicated Maths tells you that’s what you should be doing.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Print For Teens archive.ph/20260908113751/https://w…
Print For Teens: Another datapoint for my ‘magazines are coming BACK, baby!’ thesis; this piece in the NYT is very US-centric (and as ever with stuff like this it’s important to remember that the US is so much richer than we are, and so much bigger, that the economics of stuff like this are VERY different), but speaks to the wider appetite amongst younger people for printed materials as an antidote to algofeed, for physical objects as taste and status signifiers, and the appeal of a tightly-curated selection of things to read (YES I AM THE ZEITGEIST!) rather than whatever filters through to you based on your own personalised in-app maths. Basically I still maintain that this is a GREAT time to launch a new magazine and should anyone want to pay me money to write for such a venture I am all ears.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hacking The Navy’s Freezers signalandsilence.substack.com/p/i-t…
Hacking The Navy’s Freezers: Ok, this is very technical and, in the main, I didn’t understand a lot of it. BUT! I did understand enough to think it a REALLY interesting – and not a little troubling – story which speaks to all sorts of things about the online, hyperconnected way in which Everything Works Today. You may not have been aware – I certainly wasn’t – that there has been a spate of reports of late from US Navy outposts about their freezers not working; this article makes the very valid case (since apparently partially-corroborated by the Navy itself) that this may be the result of the Navy’s software being hacked and all the freezers just being turned off at source by a malicious actor. Which is a) fcuking mad from the point of view of vulnerabilities and single dependencies; and b) slightly terrifying when you take a moment to consider the number of other critical systems which are likely built in vaguely-similar ways. Take a moment to read this – you can skim it, there’s a lot of technical stuff in there which you don’t need to parse to get the gist – and then think about how this stuff is likely to play out in a world in which agentic AI swarms managed by malicious actors are a real thing (ie the world right now). FUN TIMES AHEAD KIDS! I wonder at which point we’re going to start thinking quite seriously about the vulnerability of, I don’t know, the entire aviation system.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Case For Boycotting Generative AI garymarcus.substack.com/p/the-case-…
The Case For Boycotting Generative AI: Gary Marcus has over the past four years of the GenAI hypewave proven himself consistently worth listening to – his list of reasons as to why we might have reached a tipping point when it comes to wanting to put faith in the actions or motivations of Anthropic and OpenAI is pretty compelling, although I personally think that a more effective approach would be applying pressure to governments to take collective, international regulatory action (and, while they’re about it, maybe do the same for social media companies too? JUST A THOUGHT) – it is, though, hard not to read this statement and nod gravely in agreement: “They are already causing harm, and things could conceivably get much worse. They have no serious plan for mitigating the risks of generative AI. The government, too tight with industry, doesn’t either.”  Of course, there won’t be any sort of meaningful boycott or serious goverbmental action because, as I think I have intimated here before, I am now 99.999999% convinced that the world’s leaders have become convinced that the climate stuff is beyond fixing based on currently-available tech solutions, that society-wide behaviour change simply cannot happen in time, and so the only potential way out of the hole we have dug ourselves is to place all our faith in The Machine basically solving physics in the next decade or so and so, well, FULL STEAM AHEAD. Christ, we are so so so fcuked.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Political Advertising and the AfD whotargets.me/en/the-afd-are-the-bi… trends.whotargets.me/reports/0a23c2…
Political Advertising and the AfD: Sam Jeffers of Who Targets Me? is a smart thinker who has thought LOTS about How Political Ads Work In The Social Media Age, and this is an interesting reflection on the rise of the AfD in Germany and its recent electoral success in Saxony; Jeffers posits that it’s in part due to the decision by Meta to remove political advertising from its platforms in the EU (due to its unwillingness to comply with proposed EU regulation) which removed the ability for mainstream political parties to reach significant swathes of the electorate and as such provides a disproportionate boost to more fringe political concerns. As he puts it, “This matters because mainstream political parties used these platforms much more than the far right did. Although German parties were never among Europe’s biggest buyers of digital political advertising, parties and other political actors still spent around €14 million on ads in the three months before the 2025 federal election. The AfD accounted for just 2.75% of political ad spending on the major platforms. The Greens spent around ten times as much, while the CDU and SPD each spent roughly five times more. When online political advertising effectively stopped, the biggest losers weren’t the extreme right, but parties in the political centre.”
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Masks Off www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/september/m…
Masks Off: It did not, it’s fair to say, feel *great* last weekend when several hundred men (of ‘fighting age’, to coin the phrase so beloved of the right when complaining about asylum seekers arriving in the UK) blockaded the port of Dover while all dressed in black and wearing balaclavas; it didn’t feel great the next day when it all happened again in Portsmouth. This piece in the LRB gives an overview of what happened, why, and who was behind it – it also presents a hopeful coda, suggesting that this sort of display is likely to be counterproductive to the mainstream appeal of anti-migrant rhetoric…look, while I want to believe the author here, I also have spent some time hanging out in the lovely, friendly, welcoming ‘Patriot’ communities on Facebook this week (for professional reasons, to be clear), and I am not sure that said author quite realises how many people there are who are very happy to express open endorsement of militia-style takeovers of the UK, and who seem to legitimately think that this is ‘the only way to stop the boats’ (honestly, future generations will write TREATISES on the 2020s Brits’ obsession with dinghies as the sole cause of all their ills) – seriously, go onto Facebook, type ‘Patriot’ into the search bar and then scroll through the results. If you’re feeling brave, dip into the few Groups that aren’t set to ‘private’ and take a dip in the chat, and then try and maintain your belief that this isn’t a mainstream position in 2026. It’s often said that people on the left rush to use the ‘F’ word when it’s not warranted – in this instance, though, black-shirted men wearing masks standing off against police because they really don’t like brown people does feel QUITE A LOT like that actual thing. Once again I am finding it really hard to believe politicians when they say ‘this is not who we are as a nation’, because increasingly it seems that it really fcuking is.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gas Station D1ck Pills mrhands.itch.io/gas-station-dick-pi…
Gas Station D1ck Pills: A short, branching, lightly-interactive visual novel-type thing; I really liked the writing in this, and the tone, and the…slight feeling of everything being awful and grubby and dying that underpins it; give this a try, it’s a fun five minutes (and there are LOTS of potential endings to find).
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doodle District doodleshooter.vercel.app
Doodle District: Ok, so I spent 200 words complaining about poor-quality vibecoded games a few links back, but based on the url I am pretty sure that this is also Machine Output and this one is fcuking ACE. Doodle District is an FPS, with an art style that can best be described as ‘Call of Duty but all drawn in blue biro’, and it is FAST and FUN and the guns are satisfying and you can play multiplayer and this is REALLY QUITE GOOD in ways I wasn’t expecting (and I don’t even like shooters, as a rule).
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Name All The Colours contrastquota.github.io/colors
Name All The Colours: Or 100 of them, at least? HOW MANY SHADES CAN YOU NAME??? This is…more compelling than I am comfortable admitting, and I like the fact that every shade you correctly identify is presented to you visually, which is helpful in terms of helping me work out what the fcuk ‘teal’ actually looks like.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Godawful godawful.vercel.app winchxyz.github.io/celadon fledglinggame.com
Godawful: One of the new wave of AI-generated 3d ‘games’ that I have seen cropping up everywhere over the past fortnight, Godawful is a very cute-looking ‘god’-type game, which sets you a series of challenges to complete as a vengeful deity wreaking havoc on a townful of unsuspecting little computer people. This is really interesting to me, insofar as it’s indicative of the problem with so much vibecoded stuff of late – it LOOKS great (no, seriously, it really does), all cute and colourful, but the mechanics are HORRIBLE and, worst of all, the whole UX/UI is awful; cluttered and nonsensical and FAR too wordy and unintuitive, and it’s an almost-perfect example of how The Machine doesn’t have the discernment required to determine what is good and what works vs what is just cruft, and that as such the person holding the prompt needs to exercise some judgement of their own because otherwise you just end up with pretty-but-boring-and-unplayable stuff like this. See also this, a theoretically-fun clay sculpting game (again, with really quite impressive 3d) which is absolutely ruined by the copy, interface and garbled, overwritten instructions and onboarding. Or this one, where you play a bird flying around a (surprisingly large, surprisingly-detailed) 3d landscape,completing various challenges and ‘fun’ tasks – which aren’t actually any fun at all.  Obviously it is, objectively, fcuking amazing that this stuff can be created by The Machine with relative autonomy, but I think it’s worth pointing out the specific ways in which said Machine fails because it offers interesting pointers as to where human value sits in the digital creation chain right now.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mystery Chart mysterychart.net mysterychart.net
Mystery Chart:  Ooh, this is SUCH a good idea. Sent to me by its creator, Tim Goudswaard, who writes: “You get 5 daily charts built from public datasets (e.g. WHO and OECD) with the title redacted and you have to guess what the data represents. There’s some hints available if you’re clueless and they get increasingly harder. I’ve got roughly 250 people playing it at this point across the globe. It’s been quite funny to see the snowball effect work in realtime.” Seriously, this feels like something an organisation with access to lots of datasets might reasonably license for their own site because CHRIST is it weirdly addictive and super-interesting.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Awards Racing awards.racing
Awards Racing: Ooh, this is a FUN GAME – basically quite a shiny, high-spec-looking top down racer battle royale-type thing (yes, I know, but I have a lot to get through and you can work this stuff out for yourselves, come on); I don’t quite get the ‘awards racer’ framing but, frankly, give a fcuk, this has very strong Micro Machines-type vibes to it and it is ACE.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pablo Stanley world.pablostanley.com
Pablo Stanley: A BEAUTIFUL little personal portfolio website presenting the work of one Pablo Stanley; as far as I can tell this is all hand-drawn, with you exploring Stanley’s career and achievements via the medium of a small cartoon avatar of Pablo traversing a cartoon map, occasionally being chased by cartoon antagonists…honestly, this is absolutely charming and you will fall slightly in love with Tiny Cartoon Pablo after a few minutes of wandering.
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Defrag 98 defrag98.com
Defrag 98: Would YOU like a webpage that replicates with almost perfect fidelity the experience of defragging your hard drive in Windows98? WHY? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT THIS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Anyway, here is such a thing for the deviants among you – know that I am eyeing you with immense suspicion right now. Thanks to Dennis Morello, the weirdo who made this and sent it to me (Dennis, I am sure you are lovely but you appreciate that there is something…niche about this, right?).
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SlitScan letsscan.club
SlitScan: Speaking of cool aesthetics (SEAMLESS!), this is a neat little webtoy to make fun visuals with – it’s quite hard to explain (or at least it is for me right now; we’re into hour three of typing at this stage, and it’s fair to say that I am feeling…less fresh than I was at 7am), but, basically, feed it any picture you like and then use this webpage to turn said image into a weird, slitscanned monstrosities. I like this primarily because the effects it produces are very un-filter-y; there’s something pleasingly manual about the process and hence the results (yes, I know, but it really will make sense as soon as you try it, I promise you).
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CurioBot @curiobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
56k 56k.rip
56k: You are, I am almost certain, of an age whereby you can remember the days when logging onto the internet was a slow, painful experienced prefaced by the strange and otherworldly whine of the modem, the annoyance of having your bongo download interrupted by someone else in the house having the temerity to make a phonecall (I SEE YOU) – would you like to go back to those times? No, you wouldn’t, they were sh1t and things are objectively better now – still, if you have younger people in your life who you would like to teach about The Before Times then this will help you educate them; it’s a full recreation of an oldschool PC OS circa, what, 1995ish, complete with old games and an actual, proper dial-up internet connection which will allow you to experience the web at the speeds available to people 30 years ago, ie that of a crippled slug swimming in a sea of molasses. Christ the past was sh1t.
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