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curb @curb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
change can’t come soon enough
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He’s right and he should say it again.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
evergreen parks and rec quote
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can’t raise the minimum wage because prices would skyrocket but they are anyways and it’s squeezing the working class to death. We need to cut through the bullshit.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Right wingers suddenly hating Trump over diesel prices but not raping a woman, sexual abuse of children, the Epstein files, racism, funding and profiting off of genocide, mocking a disabled reporter, killing immigrants or a new forever war? They may vote against Trump. But they are not my ally.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Rent should be 1/3 of your income!” Not possible anymore unless you live with 8 roommates in an asbestos apartment from the 50s. I feel lucky if rent doesn’t take half or more of my income.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But Hasan Piker is the threat to democracy…?
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Where’s the “Lock Her Up” energy now?
propublica.org
The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way
After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You may vote for whoever you’d like to my friend. I trust your conscience. However, I am not convinced that the polling is so inaccurate that Bankhead is a good choice electorally. Just my two cents.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just numbers. She’s doing much worse than this in other polls. montanafreepress.org/2026/09/11/a...
montanafreepress.org
Alme leads Bodnar in U.S. Senate race, Democrat and Libertarian lag behind
Alme leads all Senate candidates, but Bodnar is gaining traction with voters.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Alani Bankhead pls drop out for the good of Montana.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
they’re coming awake
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Republicans talking points basically being “Everything is really expensive but just deal with it” is so fucking bad. Polls look so grim even their Sharia law and Communism fear mongering are barely making dents in polls if at all. November will be a Republican blood bath. I’m calling it now.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Police misconduct awards should be paid out of their individual pensions first before dipping into taxpayer dollars.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*taps the sign*
Fifteen times Trump promised Americans a dividend, rebate, or check
Checks that have reached the public from any of them: zero.
DOGE DIVIDEND
• Feb 19 2025
FiSummit. Miami Beach
"Inere's even under consideration a new concept where we give 20% of the DOGE savings to American citizens, and 20% goes to paying down debt."
• Feb 19 2025
Air Force One
"I love it. A 20% dividend, so to speak, for the money that we're saving... I think it's a great idea."
TARIFF REBATE / DIVIDEND
Jul 25
White House, departing for Scotland
2025
"We have so much money coming in, we're thinking about a little rebate.. for people of a certain income level might be very nice."
• Aug 3 2025
Allentown, PA
"There could be a distribution or dividend to the people of our country.. middle-income people and lower-income people, we could do a dividend."
• Oct 1 2025
OAN interview
"We also might make a distribution to the people, almost like a dividend to the people of America... maybe $1,000 to $2,000.
It'd be great."
• Nov 9 2025
Truth Social
"A dividend of at least $2000 a person (not including high income people!) will be paid to everyone."
• Nov 10 2025
Truth Social
$2,000 first to "low and middle income USA Citizens," then "all money left over from the $2000 payments" to "substantially pay down national debt."
Nov 10 2025
Nov 14 2025
• Nov 17 2025
Dec 2 2025
Jan 7 2026
• Jan 20 2026
Feb 4 2026
Feb 27 2026
GROUNDWORK
COLLABORATIVE
Oval Office
"We're going to issue a dividend to our middle-income people and lower-income people of about $2,000."
Air Force One
"T'll be giving back $2,000 or so... everybody but the rich." Before Christmas? "No, no, not for this year. It'll be next year sometime."
"We're going to be issuing dividends later on... probably the middle of next year, a little bit later than that. Thousands of dollars for individuals of moderate income."
Cabinet meeung
"We're going to be giving back refunds out of the tariffs... We're going to be giving a nice dividend to the people in additi…
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer should be replaced for medical reasons. If anyone here has an extra spine to donate to either they just might have a shot at surviving.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
tax breaks to billionaires aren’t free!
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Republicans scrambling to suppress votes should tell you everything you need to know about Dem chances in November. They’re SCARED.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
go vote!
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Every single democrat should be plastering this data everywhere.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
TALARICO IS GOING IN FOR THE KILL
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is the political opposition that centrists want to work with. They have worms for brains and they want to work with them 😭
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think if Republicans actually ever read the constitution their brains would explode.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Called at under 5% 😭 Good riddance Moulton!
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They’re scared of the socialist brand not because republicans will win, but because the thought of democrats actually delivering will make voters wonder what they’ve been doing for the past ten years.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I was hoping deep red would be enough there. The blue pockets should remain safe havens. But I take your point!
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hasan Derangement Syndrome taking over the party these people are so unserious.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Florida becoming a Republican sink while Texas becomes more and more purple is good and more people should be encouraging die hard republicans into moving into deep red Florida.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Did you know that 8/10 of the statistics you see are completely fake?
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s insane. No wonder everybody is getting their news elsewhere these days.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I love that ever local news site is just an unusable block of ads followed by a pay wall now. Makes me yearn for the newspaper.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Everything is more expensive. People are dying because of war and lack of healthcare. Why are centrist dems so hell bent on talking about Hasan and not kitchen table issues?
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
average republican voter
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
x.com/israel/statu...
x.com
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
?
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Donald Trump now has a net disapproval rating in 47 states. He’s polling at -27. A record low. www.economist.com/interactive/...
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
red scare 2.0 is happening but they’re just bad at convincing us that a better future is scary thehill.com/homenews/cam...
thehill.com
Democrats hold more favorable view of socialism than capitalism: Survey
Democrats have a more favorable view of socialism than capitalism, according to a new poll. In the CBS News/YouGov poll, socialism was seen in a “very positive” or “somewhat positive” light by 58 p…
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
average republican voter
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The LLC Loophole is a term used to describe the behavior of people, usually wealthy and financially savvy people, who set up LLCs to bypass the individual limit for political contributions. They can set up a dozen nondescript shell corporations to do this. It’s time to crack down.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Making AI photos of your products should be illegal. Misleading consumers through AI photos has become a business strategy and it needs to stop now.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I hope he does! We need republicans out of there. But the centrist argument hinges on electability. I hope he wins, but if the supposed “electable” candidate loses I will be reminding folks every day that the centrists will cry electability and still lose to extremist republicans.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If Crowley doesn’t win the general election just know I will never shut up about it.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
we need to implement japans secret recording laws i can’t even imagine the shit people are getting away with with meta glasses
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
this genuinely makes me so sad
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
just saw a news outlet cite polymarket as their polling data
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“Handle small text” and it can’t even spell “Plum” properly
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Republicans are one step away from advocating people skip breakfast and lunch to save money rather than proposing a single god damn bill that’ll fix it.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Republican media is consistently negative because there is nothing positive this admin has done that they can brag about. Jobs are down. Wages are stagnating. Groceries costs are rising. Healthcare is still inaccessible. Stark contrast to liberal reporting on Mamdani. Dems get stuff done.
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curb @curb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“I don’t want M4A cause I don’t want to pay for other people’s healthcare!” folks don’t seem to realize this is already how medical insurance works but you’re also paying for CEO bonuses 😭
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