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city mouse

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it is whack a doodle time

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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
gonna start responding to catcalls by saying i have a gun (for legal reasons, i do not have a gun)
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i think no one at work is mad at me but i wish everyone would do a daily affirmation for me where they let me know they are not mad at me and dont hate me
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
how do i get over my irrational fear that everyone at work hates me esp if i make the tiniest mistake lol
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
being creepy to hot firefighters
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
btw i have an interview on tuesday everyone pray for me that i get that job so i can leave my current job that i hate
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
also i was evacuated from my train today which was a first in my ~5 years of living in nyc lol
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
obviously i generally let people off the train first before i board bc i have basic etiquette but if you dilly dally getting off the train thats a you problem and im pushing my way in lol
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i made garlic sauerkraut
5 fresh quart containers of sauerkraut
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the soles of my birkenstocks are falling off but its been bought out by PE ☹️ ive been wearing the same exact style of birks since 2015 (went thru 3 pairs i think), what can i buy to replace these that are equivalent in quality to pre-PE birks???
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ipad dried out and now charges and i bought another crochet hook and also found the one i lost!
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
im actually not misandrist enough
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dropped my ipad in the bath yday and now it wont charge and i cant find my fucking crochet hook and all things go got canceled 🥲
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i cant believe that 10 yrs ago i was 19 but in 10 years im gonna be 39
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we actually dont talk enough about how good gordon ramsey is at tv, and im not just talking about his funny shouting, he's so good at reality tv in hells kitchen. ive never been to one of his restaurants so idk if theyre any good but obvs hes a very accomplished chef as well
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this year i'll be spending thanksgiving with (blood) family for the first time in like 13 years please clap lol
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
dear mr mayor zohran pls hire me i hate my job soooo bad
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
im looking for crochet patterns on etsy and the AI is out of fucking control
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
how come my small cat always steals my big cat's food but my big cat stays big and my small cat stays small
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
update on the flooding situation, i got schwasted w the girls upstairs ln (they had a party planned ln so the flooding was extra unfortunate, but the party still happened and they invited me bc they felt bad) so now we're friends and i made a bunch of new friends w their friends
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the upstairs apartment flooded bc their water heater broke so my apartment has been leaking water for hours 🥲 but it could always be worse, that coulda been my water heater that broke!! i feel so bad for the girls upstairs i cant even be mad 😭😭😭
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@rfk let the people put glitter in our maple syrup
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i almost stepped on a rat just now
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
chatgpt was down today? oh i didnt know, i was too busy hallucinating things with my own noggin!!
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i need a new tattoo i think
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
lemme just get thru this fuckass week then its labor day weekend
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
in september I Will get a job offer. everyone manifest for me
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
why are people so surprised that a japanese woman born during imperial japan was very racist
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i need to yak
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
everything will work out for me because i am insane
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
WHATTHE FUCK IS A MICHAELMAS
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i need a new job so fucking bad
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
guys pray for me to get this new job i want so i can leave my shitty fuckass job
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i was really high ln and realized that im lowkey like a real fucking adult
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
btw they finally put deodorant ads in union square thank fuck. they even say natural deodorant isnt enough!!!!!!!
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i have free will actually
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
mfs with no spatial awareness shouldnt be allowed to live in nyc and especially not allowed to be on the rush hour subway
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i also bought a used sewing machine on ebay im just pulling shit outta landfill today
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i just rescued 2 WEST ELM nightstands and a shelf/desk combo from the trash!!!!!!!! one mans trash = mousy's treasure
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i'll always defend emily wilson to the bitter end and her bashing of nolan's odyssey reinforces that so hard
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i feel mentLly ill today like everyone hates me
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
my cat just tried to eat paint chips?????????
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i pooped twice at work today
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i tried to go on a run for the first time in forever and forgot how to pace myself and my joints hurt
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
timmy chalamy doing ads for kalshi is a recession indicator
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
nolan's odyssey sucked. just fucking anglo saxon hubris
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
mfs (me) turn 29 then have to start going to the doctor for joint pain
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
erisa and ebitda would be really pretty names for twin girls
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
i love topless men at parks
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
genuinely i just woke up abd this is how i found out he died
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city mouse @cuntellectual.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i just woke up and im seeing dead senator memes WHO DIED??? did they announce mitch mcconnel died???
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