Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 14/11/2025Spent my evening last night adding a "no AI" statement to every listing in the shop. (Next chore is to update Etsy to match. 😩) Also, just to be super clear, here's the official AI policy for both Cunning Linguist Co and WanderSlut. 040
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 23/09/2025If you've ever bought my flair, I KNOW you aren't getting sucked up into Republican Heaven today 020
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 03/09/2025Hemingway could never. #sexrope #neverused #findgreatdealsoncraigslist 032
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 27/08/2025As the youth almost certainly no longer say, "Haters gonna hate." #chillvibes #livingmybestlife 010
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 20/08/2025Our stickers get rave reviews. #elonmuskfuckingsucks 010
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 13/08/2025You gotta get with my friends, babe. #transrights #fuckterfsbutdontlikeactuallyfuckthemyouknow 010
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 12/08/2025Hi again, it's me -- your favorite pin weirdo -- still being bad at posting regularly but also still out here making silly pins and shit. 021
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 25/04/2025The birds are singing, the trees are blooming, and feral girl spring has begun. Don't forget to come see your favorite semi-feral pin seller this weekend at Phase Three Brewing! 🍻🌿🌸 011
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 23/04/2025Chicago-area friends, come see me this Saturday at Phase Three Brewing for the Spring Artisan Market! Also a reminder that Fund-a-Thon is still going on -- help us support abortion access and get some rad flair in return. 💗 032
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 04/04/2025IDK how you all are doing but penguin memes are basically the tenuous thread connecting me to sanity right now. 021
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 03/04/2025This one's for all my fellow small business owners who are primal screaming this morning. 020
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 02/04/2025It's been several days since the last time I posted something mean about Elon or his stupid trucks, and I don't want anyone to forget where I stand on those topics. 000
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 01/04/2025It's not an April Fools' joke, I just love talking about it. 011
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 31/03/2025On this Trans Day of Visibility, I hope you're safe and as visible as you want to be. I hope you know that you matter. I hope you have joy, and love, and hope. None of us are free until all of us are free. 🏳️🌈 021
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 29/03/2025America is a stupid place full of stupid people. 000
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 28/03/2025I've seen what cishet white men have to offer and I'm tired of it. 000
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 26/03/2025Hi! Just a reminder that the Fund-A-Thon for Chicago Abortion Fund is still ongoing. To support our efforts, you can pick up any of our pro-abortion merch in the shop, or donate directly. Go to cunninglinguist.co/caf, or just hit the link in our bio. 100
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 25/03/202590s country but make it gay? Hell yeah, that's extremely my shit, and I'm extremely pleased with how these new stickers turned out. 💖 010
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 24/03/2025Would an adorable bisexual ghost make your Monday any better? 020
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 23/03/2025Like I know we're on the same side but WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS. 000
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 16/03/2025I can't make you a little bit taller, but I can help you demonstrate that you're a baller. 000
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 15/03/2025Why be transphobic when you could be excellent to each other? 000
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 14/03/2025Your outie supports abortion access and loves dangly earrings. 000
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 13/03/2025We ♥️ our local abortion fund! This year, we're participating in Chicago Abortion Fund's annual Fund-A-Thon. Through May 31, 100% of the profits from our most pro-abortion products will go directly toward funding abortion access. 010
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 05/03/2025The reason people keep going looking for Bigfoot is obviously because they want to kiss him, right? 010
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 04/03/2025Been a while since I've featured this classy black tie-appropriate butt plug, so I thought it was time for a reminder that my business model over here is not purely based on Elon hate. It's based on butt plug pins AND Elon hate. 🖤 010
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 28/02/2025Do you think the people living through the fall of Rome were also like "wow, this is the new stupidest thing that's ever happened" every day? 000
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 24/02/2025I love that part in the bible where Jesus is like, "Be a total jagoff to thy neighbor." 020
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 23/02/2025I spend a lot of time banging the "Elon sucks" gong around here, but I want to take a moment today acknowledge that he does make a really ugly car that also sucks. 000
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 11/02/2025I would like to take a moment to appreciate the absolute SERVE on this 1986 Reba album, damn girl 131
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 11/02/2025I just love being governed by the dumbest dumbfucks ever to exist 110
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 04/02/2025Oh did I ever tell y'all I made these hats? Because I did. And then it looks like I forgot to share them on socials. Lol. I really want to make more hats so please help me justify that decision, kthx! 031
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 03/02/2025Every day here is full of exciting new horrors! 010
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 30/01/2025Do you need a doormat to annoy the immigration agents fucking around in your town? I've got you covered. (Yeah, this one's a bit outside my normal product range but what the hell, I'm branching out.) 061
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 29/01/2025Y'all have been asking me to make stickers of these forever, so I've finally gone and done it. They magnet version will be back eventually, too, but I need to find a new magnet supplier first. Anyhoo, these'll be up in the shop later today. 042
Cunning Linguist Co @cunninglinguist.co · 28/01/2025It's just gonna be this every day forever now huh 020