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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️

@cumulowolf.bsky.social
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Stormy PhDog 🐺 | Severe Wx Warning Designer ⛈️ | Is also @stratusdog.bsky.social | Feed me bread & coffee | When thunder roars get on all fours ⚡ | @tozier.bsky.social is my magical Bou 💫🦌❤️

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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 5h
When you see your suit sibling on the con floor
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's been the only thing keeping me going
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Are you today's date on a European calendar because you're an 11/10
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How much protein is in it?
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Locktail
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yep, there's a big crack in public opinion on this one
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are you today's date because you're a 10/10
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're never too old to ask for a sticker with your flu shot 🌈🦄
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did it happen? 😉
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Being on LSD is wild because I'm reflecting on past major life choices and sculpting the person I want to be in the future while simultaneously wondering who the fuck is that naked pile of shapes in the bathroom mirror
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But how much TALLER are you? 😉
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stupid bot
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But which one is gooning?
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Go touch grass? Nah. I'll spend my Friday laying in an oversized dog bed in latex with fursuit parts on. There's room for one more.
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Getting my money's worth
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once my plane starts taxiing, I always regret the days when I convince myself that "an apple and protein bar from home will be fine to eat on the plane" instead of buying El Diablo's Chorizo Aortic Aneurysm Burrito from Satan's Fat Chalupa Shack in the airport food court.
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But how will I stare at you from the Springhill Suites?
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You'll have a blast. Really enjoyed Omega Mart too!
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Spent the weekend in a sea of green, yellow, and orange 🍂🍁
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please help my inside out family in Yugoslavia
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How much pre-workout did you consume?
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When does the "mental health walk in nature" start working?
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
JESUS. But also. 👉👈
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Why is my feed filled with dead mycelium memorial posts 😢"
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'll sleep on the couch then
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Which side am I sleeping on?
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm an alive dog you can talk to.
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wear a diaper like that crazy astronaut lady
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[INFLUENCER VOICE] "Come with me as I scream into nature on my morning trail run"
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Skill issue. I'm going to stuff you full of OJ next week.
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In this economy?
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've heard or read the phrase 'Dommy Mommy' far too much this past week It's like when there's a plane crash and then you seem to only hear about other plane crashes on the news If one of my normie coworkers says it today I'm gonna shit
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'll piss your pants
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A large sample size is essential
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Look. I'm not saying that laying on top of me while in a fursuit will fix my problems. But I think we should give it a shot for science.
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gay. Get a room you two. And invite me over again.
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what it's like inside my head
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's "Tray-Bucket"
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every morning I catch up on U.S. news/politics and I cannot wait to use this message in my drafts
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No room lotto win for me for MFF this year. I guess I'll spend that money on latex.
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can I just get my morning coffee in rural Michigan in peace before I meet the child that drew this and end up falling into their deep dark upside-down hellscape? 🔊 Sound on
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My nephew: Why did they call it 'Big Chicken'? Me: Well the name 'Fat Cock' isn- [GETS SLAPPED]
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You're a 😡🦊 to me though
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⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PSA this #fursuitfriday: Feeding the local wildlife may result in them following you home and dating you. ♥️ 🟥🐼/🚫🦊 @tozier.bsky.social
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