⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Are you today's date on a European calendar because you're an 11/10 3143
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Yep, there's a big crack in public opinion on this one 280
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You're never too old to ask for a sticker with your flu shot 🌈🦄 0130
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Being on LSD is wild because I'm reflecting on past major life choices and sculpting the person I want to be in the future while simultaneously wondering who the fuck is that naked pile of shapes in the bathroom mirror 1301
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Go touch grass? Nah. I'll spend my Friday laying in an oversized dog bed in latex with fursuit parts on. There's room for one more. 7584
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Once my plane starts taxiing, I always regret the days when I convince myself that "an apple and protein bar from home will be fine to eat on the plane" instead of buying El Diablo's Chorizo Aortic Aneurysm Burrito from Satan's Fat Chalupa Shack in the airport food court. 2170
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026But how will I stare at you from the Springhill Suites? 021
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You'll have a blast. Really enjoyed Omega Mart too! 000
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Spent the weekend in a sea of green, yellow, and orange 🍂🍁 0201
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When does the "mental health walk in nature" start working? 2110
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Why is my feed filled with dead mycelium memorial posts 😢" 120
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[INFLUENCER VOICE] "Come with me as I scream into nature on my morning trail run" 3110
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Skill issue. I'm going to stuff you full of OJ next week. 120
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I've heard or read the phrase 'Dommy Mommy' far too much this past week It's like when there's a plane crash and then you seem to only hear about other plane crashes on the news If one of my normie coworkers says it today I'm gonna shit 280
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Look. I'm not saying that laying on top of me while in a fursuit will fix my problems. But I think we should give it a shot for science. 4240
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Gay. Get a room you two. And invite me over again. 110
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Every morning I catch up on U.S. news/politics and I cannot wait to use this message in my drafts 2170
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026No room lotto win for me for MFF this year. I guess I'll spend that money on latex. 2120
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Can I just get my morning coffee in rural Michigan in peace before I meet the child that drew this and end up falling into their deep dark upside-down hellscape? 🔊 Sound on 1102
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My nephew: Why did they call it 'Big Chicken'? Me: Well the name 'Fat Cock' isn- [GETS SLAPPED] 4171
⛈️ Cumulo ⛈️ @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PSA this #fursuitfriday: Feeding the local wildlife may result in them following you home and dating you. ♥️ 🟥🐼/🚫🦊 @tozier.bsky.social 1342