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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner

@cumpassionate.bsky.social
1.5K followers 1.6K following 131 posts

NSFW Chicago-based geeky cub. Some days I’m dad. Some days I’m lad.

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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A cock cage, but it functions the same as an Aldi cart.
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My fatal flaw is i think my dick is strong enough to over power my SSRI.
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Haven’t posted in a while. Here’s the bulge.
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Do you think this metal scarf will do well at the ren fair?
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Any pups want to come sort my Magic card collection for me? I’ll be paid in treats and belly rubs.
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Dad hunting
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I wore a jock to the conference today
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Here’s my season 2 jank ass team. And my soft cock
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I’ll post cock later but first look at my Master Ball ranked team. ❤️
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Meow
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I wish my cock could fix democracy.
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
My new favorite shorts. They’re soooooo cozy 🙈
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I’m clearly getting a lot of work done.
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The post TBRU cub cold 🤧
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Hi good morning
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This Drag Race experience ad on sniffies is perfect marketing.
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Chores are done.
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Florals in winter. (And pikachu)
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
RHOSLC right now
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Oops. Happy new year
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Good morning!
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Good morning! I’m going back to bed 😴
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Do you like the team? Are there enough divas?
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Arc Raiders Solos Vs teams
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Bark
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Got a taste 😋
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
They really need to patch this out.
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I have informed my therapist of “good boy points”, a parasocial metric I use at work, sports, and relationships. Our sessions have been extended.
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Thoughts on Silksong- man fuck these ants
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Trying a new look. Thank you for all your support. 🙏🏽
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I swear I’m buying the new Donkey Kong for the gameplay. It has nothing to do with the slutty transformations.
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Good morning Elden Lords.
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Do you think if I rubbed rogaine on my belly it’ll get furrier?
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Who wants to be the third wolf inside me? 🐺
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Love this braaaaaaaaand 😍
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Me: Cloud burns aren’t real. It’s a lie spread by Big Suncreen to sell more product. Me, 3 hours later:
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Who the fuck designed terminal 5 at Ohair
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Only play wugby for the clout
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
*boing*
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
POV: you’re my spreadsheet I’ve been staring at for 40 minutes with minimal progress.
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
If you’re missing your hairline I’m missing my undies that’s just how it is
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Expedition 33 is *incredible*. Don’t even try to suck my dick when I’m playing, IM LOCKED IN. It can wait.
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
That sailor came from the moon
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The summer of 2023 I had two boyfriends (consensually). One of them showed me Buffy/Angel. The either showed me Vampire Dairies. Because of Vampire Summer I often mixed up the rules of each show.
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I just realized my ms Teams pic at my real life job is me wearing a backpack harness over a button up. (I forgot i was wearing it)
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Do you think i can cosplay as Nanami?
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The way i need to get “no slaw, extra toast” tattooed on my body
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Lv 5 Warlock Lv 2 Gooner @cumpassionate.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Omg it broke 70 in Chicago. My brain chemistry is shifting. 🥳
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