We take part in an experimental game where we are cats and we really desperately want to Murder. Murder a Teapot. Join Taffy the Viscous Tabby, Veringer the sleek void, "That Cat" the scardey cat, Cheese the speedy Orange Cat on a joint mission to destroy the Evil Teapot. The Humans are having a Tea and Cocktails party so the cats will need to be stealthy.

With Sirri Lemone surrendered the Inquisitors are all ready to settle into investgation mode… except that beeping noise is getting closer and louder…They also have some coordinates to investigate. Cult 613 - FAE - Star Wars - Redblades - Cestus Calling - Session 10 Please let us know what you think either here, at thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com, or @Cultteaanddice if you want to give us any Feedback, please also feel free to leave us reviews on Itunes This Podcast is Explicit and contains Eels, eels, bombs, smug jedi, grand inquisitors, smuggling, investigation, starbattles, freighters, rando calrissian, deploying ewoks

Despite once again trying to take the jedi in alive, the Inquisitors find themselves having to fight him, and a bunch of his Eel based friends. Sirri Lemone seems to be controlling them… NB We seem to have had a couple of clipping issues with Hardwicks Mic, not sure why but Ive done my best to remove them. Cult 611 - FAE - Star Wars - Redblades - Cestus Calling - Session 9…

The inquisitors press deeper, and find themselves somewhere depressingly familiar… another medical facility. Can they find the source of the mysterious voice? Cult 606 - FAE - Star Wars - Redblades - Cestus Calling - Session 8 Please let us know what you think either here, at thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com, or @Cultteaanddice if you want to give us any Feedback, please also feel free to leave us reviews on Itunes This Podcast is Explicit and contains Eels, Kit Fisko Fear, random jedi, prosthetics,beyond jedi, trying to take people prisoners again,

The Temple is still not empty of eels, and now it seems to have disembodied voices. While the Grand Inquisitor is trying to get an update on their progress the Inquisitors are busy fighting for their lives against what could be Iron Knights! Which would be easier if they could at least HIT Cult 603 - FAE - Star Wars - Redblades - Cestus Calling - Session 7…

Further investigation of the temple reveals more Eels. And Doors, doors with codes, which the Inquisitors then have to break through. All while fighting off Eel Droids. Cult 601 - FAE - Star Wars - Redblades - Cestus Calling - Session 6 Please let us know what you think either here, at thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com, or @Cultteaanddice if you want to give us any Feedback, please also feel free to leave us reviews on Itunes This Podcast is Explicit and contains Eels, Codes, Eel Droids, difficult doors, people shooting at probe droids, ominous voices

Still examining the temple the Inquisitors find evidence of recent occupation. They also find a ventilation shaft, so have to go explore it obviously! Cult 598 - FAE - Star Wars - Redblades - Cestus Calling - Session 5 Please let us know what you think either here, at thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com, or @Cultteaanddice if you want to give us any Feedback, please also feel free to leave us reviews on Itunes…

Having put it off as long as they can the Inquisitors have to drop onto the temple and start actually looking for Jedi. Albeit with some trepidation due to the sheer amount of Psychic Eels about the place! Cult 595 - FAE - Star Wars - Redblades - Cestus Calling - Session 4 Please let us know what you think either here, at thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com, or @Cultteaanddice if you want to give us any Feedback, please also feel free to leave us reviews on Itunes…

With Prisoners secured the Inquisitors run them through interrogation and then head down for their meeting with the Imperial Medical Facility. A Facility that seems to be a bit… dodgy. Cult 590 - FAE - Star Wars - Redblades - Cestus Calling - Session 3 Please let us know what you think either here, at thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com, or @Cultteaanddice if you want to give us any Feedback, please also feel free to leave us reviews on Itunes…

The Inquisitors are on the medical station and have already bagged some of the smugglers, however there seem to be more busy robbing the place so they set off to go and clear up that issue. What are the smugglers after? Is there something else on the station with them? Cult 587 - FAE - Star Wars - Redblades - Cestus Calling - Session 2…

Heading towards Cestus a mothballed clone war area Medical Station complete with thousands of Bacta Tanks the Inquisitors plan how to go and examine the Temple that Siri Lemone used to guard. The fact the planet seems to be covered in Force Sensitive Eels, and smugglers have headed to the medical station. Cult 585 - FAE - Star Wars - Redblades - Cestus Calling - Session 1…

Anothe Osprey Game available HERE Having worked out the rules, the grave warriors descend into the Basement to face the enemy who has taken the community centre. Can they defeat them, but more importantly can they do it and retain Brother Michael’s life!

Anothe Osprey Game available HERE The Grave Warriors Press on, and find a particularly hard fight (Mostly because Mawdrigen got the Rules Wrong!). We missed the fact that the Mooks were armed with Heavy weapons and should have been paying for each attack. However we correct that in the next session. Meanwhile the Grave warriors are sneaking into the community centre to try and rescue The Brother.

Episode will be late this weekend as amongst all the prep for the start of larp season I didn’t realise I’d come to the end of my queued items! Sorry

Anothe Osprey Game available HERE The Gravewarriors are called upon to Defend their neighbourhood in this One Shot of Osprey Games's Urban Decay. Will they be able to fight off the Bosses men as they try and take over the St Marks Outreach centre? They definitely have beef with the other gang who have been roughing up people for a few weeks, and now they seem to be moving into their turf.

Another in the series of Violent New Zealand Birds! We enter the world of the Tui Mafia where nectar is life and status is everything. Our birds have to impress the Dui in the days before his Daughters Nesting so that they can ask a favour. A favour that might change the crews future forever. Character Generation ends at 19 minutes.

The Pressgang head off to a literal SHIP that is also a Tavern to grab yet another of the brothers connected to the Cultists and the disappearance of Eltorel. Problem is to get him they are going to need a plan… can they REMEMBER it long enough to grab him? Dramatis Personae Mawdrigen Gwarael the Faerie Knight Hardwick Saliq the Owlin Barbarian…

Having robbed the cult and with Mortlock in hand the Adventurers are heading back to check that last little bit of the Dungeon before considering which of the next two brothers to capture. First though they need to head over to the last part of the dungeon and then go and see Zodge and drop off the evidence. Dramatis Personae…

How far do these catacombs go? It seems like they might be under the whole of Baldurs Gate, and worse they seem to be entirely filled with Cultists. Can our heroes do enough damage to cripple their operations and escape, or will they inevitably fall to the machinations of the Dead Three? Dramatis Personae Mawdrigen Gwarael the Faerie Knight Hardwick Saliq the Owlin Barbarian…

Having entered the Caverns below the Bathouse the Pressganged Adventurers are already taking a terrible toll on the Cults Operations. Faced with a skeletal woman and her skeletal rats.. They choose violence. Dramatis Personae Mawdrigen Gwarael the Faerie Knight Hardwick Saliq the Owlin Barbarian Archive Miri Brightwood the Half Elf Cleric Il Porcupino Adelaide Crane AKA Ladle the Halfling Rogue…

Fighting in the bathhouse continues, with our pressganged adventurers trying very hard to make the cultists of the dead three… go visit their gods directly. Once dealt with the plan is to enter the secret door, but what horrors will they find beneath? Dramatis Personae Mawdrigen Gwarael the Faerie Knight Hardwick Saliq the Owlin Barbarian Archive Miri Brightwood the Half Elf Cleric…

Our adventurers head off to the Bathhouse and proceed to both surveil it and partake of it's soapy goodness. Will they be able to locate the secret entrance, or will they spend all of their time chatting up the bathouse staff? Dramatis Personae Mawdrigen Gwarael the Faerie Knight Hardwick Saliq the Owlin Barbarian Archive Miri Brightwood the Half Elf Cleric…

With Torina having an issue she wanted dealing with, and also having all the information the Zodge's pressganged adventurers have to fight off what seem to be pirates. Hopefully once saved Torina will hand over the information that they need to find the Cultists of the Dead Three. Dramatis Personae Mawdrigen Gwarael the Faerie Knight Hardwick Saliq the Owlin Barbarian…

D&D is Back! We have an Il Porcupino! We're playing Descent into Avernus in wonderful Baldurs Gate. As you might imagine this Actual Play will be full of spoilers for that campaign. With a whole city missing from the face of Faerun Captain Zodge decides that strongarming people to help him with a problem is a good idea. It's very definitely not, but under threat of execution they have no choice.

D&D is Back! We have an Il Porcupino! We're playing Descent into Avernus in wonderful Baldurs Gate. As you might imagine this Actual Play will be full of spoilers for that campaign. With a whole city missing from the face of Faerun Captain Zodge decides that strongarming people to help him with a problem is a good idea. It's very definitely not, but under threat of execution they have no choice.

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Their plan to sneak out having sabotaged Pairaud's 'Melt Avignon' Plan well and truly scuppered the Knights find themselves in a battle they never wanted, Fighting against fellow Templars. Will they all make it through, or will the combat between brothers be too much and see some of them laid low?

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) With Carlos captured the Knights have to decide how they are going to press forward. What about the Moral question… Do they leave Pairaud and his knights to attempt their plan without George's help? Is there any of the other knights they can swing to their side.

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Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) The Templars have decided that just noping out of Pairaud's plan to melt the pope is a good idea. First though they need to Locate John of Jerusalem so they can avoid leaving him behind. Unsure who to trust they do not bring any of the other Templars into their confidence.

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) With George being led off to do research on the "blow up Avignon" plan, the others decide to do some sleuthing. It also seems like cracks are appearing in the loyalties of the other group of Templars. Please Note about halfway through we ended up getting some Echo from Zoom I have attempted to remove it.

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Having talked to Pairaud the Templars have a difficult conversation about whether they should help to.. Melt... Avignon. Strangely they don't seem too sold on the plan…

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Suddenly finding themselves faced with what seem to be fellow Templars, the Templars have to decide if they trust them and if they do… How much to share with them.

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) The rescue is on! First they need to murder a load of Men at Arms, then get the horses ready for the escape. If they manage to get that done they just have to whisk a loud and impulsive Knight out of an enemy camp without him causing an ruckus.

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Finally out of the forests the Templars look forward to travelling through the much easier (and much less FRENCH) Dijon Valley. Although the Kings Men cannot enter the lands of the Duke of Burgundy without question… So the Church seems to have had other ideas, enlisting the help of the Teutonic Order.

Hi there! Due to the advent of summer and its associated LARP season the cult will be moving to releasing once every two weeks. This will allow us to build up our buffer ready for the autumn!

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) Having found Carnag ahead of them the Marked and their allies have to break through before Unnamara the Screaming Banshee and her forces fall on the rear of the refugee column. More important when they break through will they find salvation beyond or will the marked finally find themselves in the Fire?

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) The last part of the cave is a little tricky and then hopefully they will be able to move the Log jam. It's exhausting work and some of the Marked are starting to look a little worn by their recent history.

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) Having found the cave that the river used to go down the Marked must try and see if they can find a way through the mountain and down into the safer valleys below. All the while with the threat of the Warbreaker Alliance

Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) The Marked are faced with another choice, do they go and rescue the Tribe of the Poisoned Vines, head off to strike the deathblow on Carnag, or scout the route the tribes will need to take to escape from their enemies.

Interrogation details start pouring in and give further questions about what the hell is going on. The Inquisitors seem to have missed something, so research begins in Earnest. Cult 575 - FAE - Star Wars - Redblades - Crystals Will Travel PT2- Session 4 Please let us know what you think either here, at thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com, or @Cultteaanddice if you want to give us any Feedback, please also feel free to leave us reviews on Itunes…

With the Jedi down the Inquisitors have to first work out HOW to transfer him, and also where they are going to transfer him to. Do they risk just leaving Agamar completely and rush home or complete their mission and risk the jedi escaping. Cult 573 - FAE - Star Wars - Redblades - Crystals Will Travel PT2- Session 3…

Having stopped the transport the Inquisitors now have a choice to make, do they go help the govenor, or do they go to where the Tank was taking the 19th Brother… Where the rebels are… I…

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Having defeated the evil Blacksmith and also freed the child from demonic possession the Templars are feeling pretty good, but now they need to work out what they tell the village, and what they do with the Child.

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Faced with a clearly Evil Blacksmith the Templars resolve to rid the world of his evil. However it seems like Leo may have planned for this eventuality, can the Templars defeat his unholy allies.

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Having made a terrifying discovery in the Church the Templars try and work out how to reconsecrate the church… and work out who could be the person who desecrated it in the first place.

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Having spoken to the Charismatic and received no end of terrifying details the Templars decide to hunt down Dionne the Pretty Man. Everything becomes very much like a medieaval soap opera very quickly.

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) With Sven having visited Hell, the Templars begin asking around the village to try and work out what is going on. Who knows what happened to the Priest, and does the Charismatic know things that he should not know… If they could work out what the heck he was talking about.

Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Having defeated the Werewolf with Wolfsbane they try and piece together what was happening. Why has the Priest Turned into a Werewolf, why did it want the box? They travel with Serena to the local village and begin to discover, all is not well in the French countryside