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SAVVY SQUID

@cuddlemari.bsky.social
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24 / queer / she/they arcane desert creature beast. interested in creative writing and art. hobbyist leatherworker. 🔞 18+, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT 🔞

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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
he isn't very skrunkly but i can send you his best smiles
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
DOCTOR OCTOGONAPENIS BLAAAAHHHHHHH
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
this prompted me to look up what a lizardfish is and OH MY GOODNESS HIS BEST SMILE !!!!!!!
A common Sand Diver (Synodus intermedius) in Curaçao, Netherland Antilles flashes its best smile for the camera. 105mm macro lens, f/16 1/90 synch with Ikelite Ai TTL strobe. Kodachrome 64 slide film Toothy Grin

LASZLO ILYES (laszlo-photo) from Cleveland, Ohio, USA - Flickr
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
this is a FACT
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
huh. alright, that pretty much describes me
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
who are you people. look at my cat.
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
respectable business man
robber in a leather jacket and ski mask, tiptoeing with a crowbar
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
i got blackjack gay Which honestly? not expecting
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
don't worry i got you
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
she seems a little red, perhaps she could use a hearty bowl of these
Corm Flamkes
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
here is this man who 1. addresses you by *haplogroup* 2. has *tattooed measurements on every part of his body* 3. calls you a ham sandwich and laments the fall of eugenics 4. is so wrong for his point of view but 5. still makes you feel like an utter chump and 6. *is black and so very french*
Measurehead's portrait from Disco Elysium. He stands tall, stoic, and unfazed by you and everything around him. His expression is that of utter disdain. He almost appears as though hewn from stone. Shades of blue and green light tinge his body against a white and orange background.
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
messy witchy selfie!!! <3
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
according to this article from last year, the total amount lost could buy a month of groceries for 225,144 families, and that's being slightly conservative www.usatoday.com/money/bluepr...
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
fuck it. purple hair time for girl
a young woman standing in front of a bathroom mirror with dark purple hair
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
glowing man at diner booth meme, captioned "HOW INTERESTING. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED TRANSITIONING?"
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
same thing
Elster, from Signalis. The Knight, from Hollow Knight.
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Isn't it so interesting how these people from the most developmentally arrested generation are devising algorithms in order to justify a return to a time when they were small and felt more secure? Now have AI we can fuck and have help us with our lives! Surely the implications are worth exploring.
Sigmund Freud holding a cigar.
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
oh shoot, #portfolioday ? i don't know if i have enough to contribute, but i'll try! here's some drawings, a pouch, and a choker!
drawing of a silly dragon wearing a party hatdrawing of a cat girl and a bunny girl embracing each other while falling through the night skyred leather pouchskull choker
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
dude!!! same!!!
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
i tried lending my voice to it. have fun
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
on further investigation: the voice actor is kenjirou tsuda, who is known for parts such as the ripperdoc from edgerunners, a wide variety of spicy men, and MOTHERFUCKING SETO KAIBA
Seto Kaiba
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Footage from Vinesauce's "Corruption Stockpile 4th of July Special" where the white guy from Def Jam has tiny arms
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
bluesky won't let me post this???
1st half of spirit phone: GHOSTS AND ALIENS AND SHIT OMFG IS THIS SHIT NOT TIGHT AS HELL
2nd half of spirit phone: we're fucked we're fucked we're fucked we're fucked we're fucked we're fucked we're FUCKED WE'RE FUCKED WE'RE FUCKED WE'RE FUCKED WE'RE FUCKED
bonus tracks: WE'RE havin a good time :]
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
DRAGOOON DRAGON THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL THAAAT DRAGON NOOOOOOO
a bald middle-aged white man screaming through the window of a car
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
when you're at the pomo deleuzian jerk off sesh and your friend posts something arborescent
shaquille o neal time out meme
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
i'm barely conscious but her expression reminded me of somethimg
Vira from the Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising: Rise to Glory comic edited to say "L-O-D-S of E-M-O-N-E... what's that spell?" A text box in the corner reads "LOADSAMONEY (probly...)"
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
me when i think about The Penis on my way home from work
A cartoon of Shen making an evil leer, edited to feature menacing red glowing eyes.
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
me when i think about penis on my way home from work
Shen, looking fucked up and evil
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
made a lil pizza as a treat
a small homemade pizza, with onions, jalapeños, pepperoni, and olives
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
HE SLEEP ON HIS OWN SQUISHMALLOW !!!
My cat Vinnie, a Snowshoe cat, sleeping on a snowshoe cat squishmallow. The irony here is delicious
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
touched grass today, hot girl shit. @dragonfish.bsky.social
me, wearing a black lace dress with a midriff bel and a black hat, and dragonfish, wearing a blue sundress and smiling like a goofDragonfish, walking in the streets of Viejo San JuanDragonfish, standing in front of the yard of the Casino de Viejo San Juan
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
i thought for a whole fucking second this said "triple double necrophilia oreos"
"Triple Double Neapolitan Oreo ..." from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oreo_varieties
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
new years fit!!
me, wearing a revealing dress and skirt combo while my lovely girlfriend looks on at me, deeply confused
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
waaaaaaaaaaa
my snowshoe cat vinnie with his ears held backmy snowshoe cat vinnie with his ears held back
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
hang on i gotta look smth up ... best i've got is this guy
a Fiend of Slaanesh, a violet, many-titted amalgamation of crab, human, horse, spider, lion, and elk features. it has lil hooves, horns, and a poofy lil tail. it also has a long tongue

my implication is that this is the jerkling in question
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
what does this mean for me
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
how are we feeling about the hat chat
me, wearing a big hat that my good friend holly let me borrow, a coat, a maroon dress, and tall vinyl boots
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
@hollyfox.bsky.social congrats on your wedding bestie <3
me, pointing at the lovely bride and groom a la the wojak meme
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
TAKING A FUCKING DETOUR BABES
sign that says "bun boy"
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
take this too
Tall Oregon map, extending from northern California to British Columbia
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
old man in a dracula costume, namely the infamous "Dracula Flow"
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
no, i didn't have a martini glass to use. no i don't care.
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
behold. a foul concoction devised by my lovely partner @dragonfish.bsky.social
The Fem: Dirty Martini with pickle juice instead and a orange peel shave type cut of sour dill with an umbrella toothpick through it.POV shot of me holding a glass of off-green, cloudy liquid with 4 pickles on a fork in it.
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH 🥺🥺🥺❤🥺❤❤🥺❤🥺❤🥺😭❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😳😳😭😭🥺❤🥺😭❤🥺🥺😭❤🥺😭🥺❤😭🥺❤😭
A close-up screenshot of Junip and his girlfriend Elise, who were previously featured in Glopossum's comic "Crossing That Bridge". Read that for more information (and an explanation of why I've had such an extremely elated reaction)
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
sometimes i whine and opine
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
i look like this irl
pencil sketch of an ugly-looking cat with hair
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
go to inspirobot and get yourself a funky wunky motivational poster for the new year this one goes pretty hard honestly
A motivational poster featuring white text on a dark background, with two cameras pointed at each other. The text reads: "When you seek to test the limits of your soul, one way to begin is to be a decent human being. When you want people to love you, regret."
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
having a big old bottle of tarhun tastes like tarragon p much
Yours truly with her hair tied back, holding a big bottle of a green drink.
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
An image of Spooky Nerds, a popular Halloween candy, captioned by @poutinesmoothie to say "Um, they prefer the term 'goth' ".
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
the number of songs my cat has suffered through pats and kisses is a testament to his sweetness
My cat Vinnie, a snowshoe siamese cat with a green collar and a bell.
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