SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 01/08/2026he isn't very skrunkly but i can send you his best smiles 060
SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 25/03/2026this prompted me to look up what a lizardfish is and OH MY GOODNESS HIS BEST SMILE !!!!!!! 020
SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 27/11/2025i got blackjack gay Which honestly? not expecting 010
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 07/11/2025here is this man who 1. addresses you by *haplogroup* 2. has *tattooed measurements on every part of his body* 3. calls you a ham sandwich and laments the fall of eugenics 4. is so wrong for his point of view but 5. still makes you feel like an utter chump and 6. *is black and so very french* 010
SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 27/10/2025according to this article from last year, the total amount lost could buy a month of groceries for 225,144 families, and that's being slightly conservative www.usatoday.com/money/bluepr... 150
SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Isn't it so interesting how these people from the most developmentally arrested generation are devising algorithms in order to justify a return to a time when they were small and felt more secure? Now have AI we can fuck and have help us with our lives! Surely the implications are worth exploring. 050
SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 08/07/2025oh shoot, #portfolioday ? i don't know if i have enough to contribute, but i'll try! here's some drawings, a pouch, and a choker! 051
SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 08/06/2025on further investigation: the voice actor is kenjirou tsuda, who is known for parts such as the ripperdoc from edgerunners, a wide variety of spicy men, and MOTHERFUCKING SETO KAIBA 000
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 02/01/2024go to inspirobot and get yourself a funky wunky motivational poster for the new year this one goes pretty hard honestly 000
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SAVVY SQUID @cuddlemari.bsky.social · 04/11/2023the number of songs my cat has suffered through pats and kisses is a testament to his sweetness 31104