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I am a Polar bear, cursed with opposable thumbs and sentience and i am about to make it everyone's problem. Disaster Bi slowly upgrading to functional Bi. Furry (duh) Minors DNI

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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A still of Jack D. Ripper from Dr. Strangelove with a speechbubble pointing to his mouth, implying the quoted post is something he would say.
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Will Eisner was commissioned by the military to create manuals for the Vietnam war When a nearly 60 year old manual on how to maintain a gun is more engaging then literal propaganda, something has gone terribly wrong. I was originally gonna make a joke comparing it but now I'm mad. Enjoy my rant.
The cover of Will Eisners M16A1 operation and preventative maintenance manual. Two soldiers, one standing, the other kneeling,  are behind cover. Bullets spray past them, riddling a barrel, a nearby wall, and their cover full of holes. One bullet hits a puddle causing a terrific splash.

The kneeling soldier looks at his gun (highlighted in orange). It is not looking good. The strap is frayed, its covered in duct tape, the stock is chipped, and the sight is covered in... something reminiscent of melted plastic/resin. His face is one of abject terror, the kind felt when one is screwed by the consequences of their own actions.

The standing soldier, squinting furiously at him, says "Do me a FAVOR, tiger... do a quick before-operations CHECK on your rifle BEFORE we counter attack."
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally
Drew from BB28, struggling to stay awake, looking sad and thoughtful.
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
That first panel is giving:
Post era Björk sitting in front of a computer, beep booping away.
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Indiana mentioned meme. Anime girl wearing packers hat, holding a can of local beer in one hand, and a bottle of Oliver's wine in the other. She stands in front of a field with a sign on it, because there is nothing really interesting in Indiana except Holiday World.
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Funny, They both remind me of charlie browns big smiley face.
Charlie brown, blushing, smiling, has probably just seen the little redheaded girl.
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Amazing Digital Circus Finale: Spoilers Out of Context
Bob the builder, holding a hammer, about tk fix some pipesYamaha death poseThe cover to Stevie wonders "Songs In The Key of Life. Stevie sits in the middle of 6 white amber red and black circles, glowing like the sun.A sock, hanging from a doorknob
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
He got that "why my dick hard?" face
Fox contemplating life choices and circumstances that lead to this current cuddle session
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Any episode where people get mad at Janeway.
Star trek voyager fake title screen that says "The Lion, The Witch, The audacity of this bitch" with the last letter of bitch cut off.
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Here are some that I made
Fake star trek title card shows the top of the enterprise. Title says "Are the Straights okay?"Tng Title card that shows enterprise flying next to Boulder. Text says "OH shit oh guck its heading right for us"Title card showing deep space 9. Title says "Our War Crimes are different."STAS title card shows green cratered planet. Title says "Admit it, you're only watching this episode cause it was referenced on Lower decks."

Below it says "written by not harlen Ellison, that's for sure"
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Its giving:
A screenshot from the scene in mon oncle when monsier hulot sneaks back into the house to fix the garden he ruined, only to accidentally wake the family, which move around the window in a way that resembles eyes scanning the courtyard/garden.
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Stumbled upon this while reading about the album and I need to make sure everyone knows this cause holy fuck what a blunder.
"Wonder was again absent from the 19th Grammy Awards ceremony, as he was visiting Africa. In February 1977, he traveled to Nigeria for two weeks, primarily to explore his musical heritage, as he put it. A satellite hook-up was arranged so he could accept his Grammys from across the sea, but when Bette Midler announced the results during the ceremony, the audience was only able to see Wonder at a phone smiling and giving thanks,[33] as the video signal was poor and the audio inaudible. Andy Williams went on to make a public blunder when he asked the blind-since-birth Wonder, "Stevie, can you see us?"[31] In all, Wonder won in four out of the seven categories in which he was nominated at the Grammys that year: Album of the Year, Producer of the Year, Best Male Pop Vocal Performance, and Best Male R&B Vocal Performance (for "I Wish")."
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Not an anime, but could you imagine an anime version of him?
Kendall Roy from Succession, the ultimate boy failure
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
DC throwing shade at spider-man writers after their crossover is incredible.
CKs boss says "The customers love you. Even if you can get a little bit... too passionate about certain comics."

Below the speech bubble, CK (superboy-prime, is pointing and shouting at some blonde dude wearing a cap "THEY SHOULD BE MARRIED!")
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Oh, would you look at the time?
Superboy-Prime stands with his right hand against a wall, and his left on his, looking smug over his left shoulder. Next to his right hand is a clock, which would read 7:35... if all the faces didn't say "PRIME"
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Is their name a reference to this little goober?
The Great and mighty Kevin, wizard extraordinair, pre glow-up, from Hunter The Parenting.
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
You and 747 others agree.
A screen shot from reddit shows the top of a tag search. It reads "1-20 of 747 works in Bottom Dennis Whitaker."
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Young Pope Leo
A picture of Pope Leo from his 20s. He has resting "you're gonna die in the pit" face
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Arcana is not the weirdest way to be introduced to Sting. I was introduced to him via Dune. Imagine your first impression of a guy being this-
Sting in that weird ass thong from Dune
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
EXPLAIN THIS THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!
E. Aster Bunnymund aka the kiwi Easter bunny with an unreasonably hot voice
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The annotations stop around page 300 but they show a person having the most up and down relationship with this book possible.
At the top of page 3 of the Barnes & Noble version of great expectations: Pip is threatened by a creepy stranger.Page 144: The previous owner highlighting and underlining multiple passages that illustrate a clear love for Biddy, and Pip wanting to love her like he loves Estella. On the side is written "Biddy- great girl" and on the bottom "wants to 💙 her, but doesn't"Page 205. Written in the margins in all caps in purple ink "BORING AF - I HATE IT"Bottom of page 207: 

"Why the Frick did he take 3
pages to talk about kids?

This is a waste of life."
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Holy crap it works
Google ai overview agrees to stop and a large void of text beneath it.
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Final two docs
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I got them right here too. Im about to pass out so no alt text. Sorry:(
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
 The giant from twin peaks stands in front of a red curtain and says "It is happening again."
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The Stranger Things Series Finale Out of Context
Zorah magderos 1 fight from monster hunter world A charecter from the persona 3 remake holds a gun to her headThe cover of Prince and the Revolutions Purple RainThe poster for a documentary called Welcome to Iceland
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I think the show, while flawed, was overall excellent and I enjoyed the ending immensely.
Norman Rockwell freedom of speech painting where the blue collar worker is speaking his mind surrounded by white collar workers in a town hall meeting
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Episode 7 The Bridge
A thumbnail for a youtube video that shows kids too young to be skydiving, skydivingA slinkyLow tier god "you should yourself... now!" MemeA still of Cameron Cole during the moment he came out on big brother uk
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Episode 6 Escape from Camazotz
Interstellar wormhole sceneAmerican dad sperm bank episode cum tsunami sceneScene from Law and Order SVU where the guy from twin peaks shoots a kid who kinda deserved itAn image from that viral video where a guy throws a brick in a clothes dryer
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Stranger things 5 Vol 2 Out of Context Thread Episode 5 Shock Jock
"Its pronounced Fronkenstein" scene from Young FrankensteinA sick pregnant womanA behind the scenes photo from the production of Nightmare 3 where that one woman is getting eaten by freddySo anyway I started blasting meme from its always sunny in Philadelphia
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Hahaha I think one of my neighbors might be sexually obsessed with me. He's been sending me increasingly sexual texts and its starting to get Hella creepy. He was watching me come and go from my apartment.
Grover rides a bike. Words above him say "If I don't turn it into a joke
Below: " It will destroy me."
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Describe your bluesky account with one image:
The scene from Superman 2025 where David Corensweats Superman is crashing out during his interview with Lois, hands raised in outrage as he passionately defends his actions.

 In the middle of the screen is a tweet by one @pastapilled (screen name: Mariana) that says "It's takes strength to be gentle and kind you stupid fucking idiot."
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Shadow Ticket - i FUCKING told you so!
Shadow ticket cover
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Bleeding Edge - unregulated capitalism will turn America into an oligarchy, and accelerate our descent into authoritarianism, while our willingness to create Homeland Security will lead to the death of privacy as we know it.
Bleeding Edge cover shoes a server room that kinda looks like a NYC street
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Inherent Vice - *rips bong* what if... crime book but... high? And also, *cough* real estate laws are bogus dude.
Inherent Vice Cover
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Against the Day - The problems we are currently facing have existed before and will exist again, but thats no excuse to stop fighting for a better tomorrow.
Against the day cover shows a pilots plane plummeting into a city
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Mason & Dixon - Why does the DelMarVa peninsula look like that?
Mason and Dixon cover
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Vineland - *while flipping TV channels* The consequences of Reagonomics and his policies will haunt our children's children for generations to come and its all our fault.
Vineland cover with a bunch of cartoon references to scenes and props in the book
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Slow Learner - Some cool short stories including a prequel to Gravity's rainbow I guess.
Slow learner early stories by Thomas Pynchon
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Gravity's Rainbow - *snorts coke* Our obsession with Oil will lead to the downfall of civilization as we know it.
Gravitys rainbow cover
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
2. The Crying of Lot 49 - The postal systems weird, in'nit?
A really cool cover of Lot 49 which shows the interior of a love motel with a dead man Stuck in a tv while a couple make love on the bed next to him.
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
1. V. - "I wanna write about my struggles to find purpose after being in the navy, but I also wanna write a mystery book... what if I do both?"
The first edition cover of V. By Thomas Pynchon
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
She did it better
Aunt Gladys from Weapons.
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Stranger Things 5 Episode 4 OoC
The poster for The Great EscapeA stock photo of a pipe exploding and a guy watching on in horror, unable to stop the aquatic hell his life is about to becomeA still from the famous Urban Warfare One Shot from Children of Men (2006)A meme that features a still of Bojack Horsemen from season 2 of the titular show, with him wearing sports wear, pointing, and shouting "WHAT ARE *YOU* DOUNG HERE?!"
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Stranger Things 5 Episode 3 OoC
A sack of potatoes John Coltranes A Love SupremeA slice of Pumpkin PieChuck McGill having a normal one (its the scene where hes drunk or something idk i haven't seen better call saul)
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Stranger Things 5 Episode 2 OoC
A bottle of WineAnti riot-sound gun on top of armored truck. Cop stands next to it with a thousand mile stareFlux capacitorCamazotz from the remake of A wrinkle in Time with Stormy Reid as Meg
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Stranger Things 5 Episode 1 OoC
Mrs. Who, Mrs. Which, and Mrs. Whatsit from the original 2003 wrinkle in time movie A corn snake (hes just a little guy)Homophobic dog meme (white dog looks at camera with white text over face that says "i know what you are.")A still from an episode of America Ninja Warrior that shows a woman making a big jump
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
SHE'S A HOOSIER TOO?!?
The meme of the girl from k-on shouting "x mentioned" (Indiana this time). She wears an IU hoodie, and a pacers cap. She holds a bottle of Oliver's wine in her left hand and a can of some other drink too pixalated to distinguish, but is definitely some local alcohol that I wouldn't know about because I wasn't old enough to drink last time I was there.
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Zoomed in security cam footage of a racoon mid b&e, eyes aglow, with subtitles that say "im going insane do you want anything"
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Cuddle Bear 🔜 A bed @cuddlebair.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
When i see a republican
Edie from Desperate Housewives says to Bree Van Der Kamp "You are such a Republican."
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