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Cubane is neat

@cubane-revolution.bsky.social
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Antifascist gutter trash and organic chemistry charlatan. Hobbies include screaming into the void and collecting nazi teeth. He/They/It/Whatever, gender is a social construct. This account is 60% satire.

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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 4h
We've all become so desensitized by their antics that i dont think any of us even realize how fucking bat shit insane all of this is.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 8h
I really do think that vance is a closeted gay man. And my gaydar is strong, I'm over qualified to make that assessment.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 8h
Girl, you are *STUNNING* Imagine being mad that there's more beauty in the world. Fascists are so fucking weird lol
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 8h
I had a girlfriend in high school who broke up with me over my rants about how the hogwarts and the general wizarding world in Harry Potter was deeply fascistic. She had racked up a bunch of DUIs and gotten herself involved in one of those workout attire MLM scams, last I heard.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 8h
That neck, tho
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 9h
Wait, you can do that?! This is literally going to save my mom's sanity and my step-dad's life all at the same time. She is one rant away from ventilating that mans chest cavity, I can hear it in her voice when we talk on the phone.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 9h
I call that the Scottsdale speed-ball.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 9h
"You don't need a formal conspiracy when interests converge." - George Carlin
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 9h
Eat shit.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 9h
I swear, they are cooking these people up in a lab somewhere.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 10h
Lol he's SO CLOSE to getting it.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Stephen Miller approached me at a bar in DC like a decade ago. He offered to pay me $1000 to go up to his hotel room and have sex with his wife. Dude is a total fuckin freak. He counted the money wrong and gave me an extra hundred dollars tho. That part was cool.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The perverts who give grok their credit card info are literally just engaging in findom with extra steps.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I can tell just by looking at it that you let your roux get dark enough. That takes a lot of bravery, well done. Most folks dont have the constitution for that.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is just a random thought that is completely unrelated to this post or any of the person's featured therein, but I today I was thinking about how putting rabid animals to sleep is not only a kindness for society at large, but its a kindness for the animal as well.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Have you concidered that you might hurt a man as a second order effect of hurting this woman?" 🫪
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I just hope they remember that they're the ones who set the precedent for public executions 🤷🏻
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The only thing worse than waking up to fresh dog shit on your lawn.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In Russia, they pre-burn the diesel before they sell it to us. World class service, they don't even charge us extra for it.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I know he does this all the time, but its always so crazy to me when Trump just tells his supporters, straight to their faces, that they're all a bunch of fucking morons.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The civil war is already here. It has been for quite some time. People will remain in denial about that for as long as it remains at the current low-simmer, but it's true. We should really prepare ourselves for this thing to heat up as we move into the November elections.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It would really funny if we threw all of these people into the pit prison from batman at the exact same time that we abolished all the other prisons. One prison to rule them all.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Okay, it's weird how personally I'm taking this. I am genuinely so upset right now.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm gonna take your word for it on this one, because there is no way in hell I'm reading that. That is a god damned novel.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I found an old sketchbook from high school the other day, and It's genuinely unsettling how much she reminds me of the little talking head thingy from my doodle. I'm basically Nostradamus now.
A sketch from an old sketchbook. Its a weird little mushroom octopus thingy thats controlling this gross looking talking head type thingy.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Chinese Neck Guy Chinese
Alt: Chinese Neck Guy Chinese
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I really do think that there is a political component baked-in to certain flavors of autism. Literally all of the autists I know, including myself, are deeply anti-authoritarian. That CAN'T be a coincidence lol
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Well, I guess the fuel crisis is over. We're just going to import a bunch of diesel from the country that's lost like half of their refineries and is facing their own domestic shortages. Surely they're sitting on a massive surplus. apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com
Trump strikes deal with Putin to get diesel in sharp reversal of US policy weeks before midterms
President Donald Trump says he has struck a deal to obtain diesel from Russia. It's a stunning reversal of years of U.S. pressure on Moscow over its war with Ukraine and an attempt to address high fue...
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is where Pete got the idea to start live streaming executions.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When his turn rolls around, I want pete to remember that HE IS THE ONE who set this precedent.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is genuinely jarring to think about the body count that that these large language model chatbots have racked up. We have literally bet our entire economy on a murder-suicide coach that was Frankensteined together from the mean average of reddit comments. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_...
en.wikipedia.org
Deaths linked to chatbots - Wikipedia
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And their economy is doing some wild stuff right now, too. France is kinda looking like it might really pop off
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The only good nazi is a dead one. ...Anyway, here's a video that is in no way, shape, or form related to my previous statement.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They wont stop until they're too scared to show up at work.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This ANFO shortage fuckin blows.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"I will not fed-post synthesis proceedures for low effort energetic materials." "I will not fed-post synthesis proceedures for low effort energetic materials." "I will not fed-post synthesis proceedures for low effort energetic materials." Sorry, just doing my daily mantras. Ignore me.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've long maintained that nobody who has ever experienced real hunger would waste their mental energy on culture war bullshit. These people will probably prove me wrong when real scarcity hits the u.s, but I guess we'll see.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lol Dario Amodei's wife is in the Epstein files. Apperantly she was trying to get Jeff to invest in her 'luxury pornography' (snuff films?) start-up. She named the company after her grandma. Wild stuff. These people are a bunch of god damned freaks.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Have you considered accepting and then kicking the absolute dog shit out of tim pool when he walks on stage? Just immediately kick him in the nuts, then go for the eyes. You would probably wreck his shit. Avoid the beanie tho. its carbon reinforced.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They would stop doing this if they had to face consequences for it.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just once, before I die, I want to be a well dressed man in a cafe enjoying my dessert and a cigarette.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Welp, here's to hoping he died scared and in a great deal of pain 🍻
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mussolini and pals hanging by their ankles after being executed by partisan forces. Goofy says "i'll fuckin' do it again"
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lets just hope that they inherited whichever gene is responsible for keeping Jair strapped down to a hospital bed 24/7.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My daughter has come home with SO MANY STORIES about unhinged adults going into a complete meltdown because she's playing at the park on her own. She's taken to calmly telling them that their kids are gonna grow up to be weirdos, which I think is very very funny. Apperantly they dont like that lol
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My daughter is seven, and the only thing she's not allowed to do on her own is cross the highway. Honestly, it's not hyperbolic to say that we're potentially facing a civilizational collapse. I NEED my kid to be an independent survivor. Like, for my own mental well being.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These people are fucking degenerates. And that's coming from a guy whose had a foot inside of him.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lmao she wouldn't know cool if it kicked her in the vagina.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Down them you say? Sounds like my kind of Sunday afternoon, I wish I were closer.
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Cubane is neat @cubane-revolution.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is simultaneously the best and the worst time to have an autistic special interest in military conflict and right wing authoritarianism. I'm never bored, that's for sure.
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