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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 30/08/2026
Earthmerica’s new national motto: “Government small enough to fit inside your bedroom, medical chart, search history, uterus, classroom, and group chat, but far too small to regulate the billionaire standing on your neck.” This arrangement will be called "Liberty®"
Satirical front page of the fictional newspaper The Global Gazette. A huge headline reads, “TRUMP RENAMES THE EARTH TO EARTHMERICA,” above a photorealistic image of Donald Trump smiling at a presidential podium while presenting a globe labeled “EARTHMERICA.” The subheadline says scientists are baffled, mapmakers are exhausted, and the moon is seeking asylum. Smaller stories describe recalled atlases, confused schoolchildren, disbelieving world leaders, patriotic merchandise, forced autocorrect updates, and a sad moon holding an “ASYLUM PLEASE” sign. The elaborate layout mimics a traditional newspaper while making the authoritarian absurdity unmistakably comedic.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/07/2026
The fact that this meme is instantly understandable says less about dark humor and more about how normalized it has become for octogenarians to run the most powerful legislature on Earth. Oh, and thoughts and deductibles...
A parody version of the "distracted boyfriend" meme. Senator Mitch McConnell, wearing a light blue suit, looks over his shoulder with a startled expression at a hooded Grim Reaper with a glowing skull face standing beside him. In the foreground, a smiling Lindsey Graham in a bright red blazer is intentionally blurred, implying Death has shifted its attention. The image references recent news that Lindsey Graham died unexpectedly while McConnell remains hospitalized after a fall and pneumonia, despite weeks of public speculation about his health.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 06/06/2026
Every civilization eventually enters its "are we serious right now?" phase... The difference is Rome didn't have social media. They got to decline in private. We're livestreaming ours in 4K from the White House lawn with premium seating available now.
Satirical movie-poster-style image showing a White House MMA spectacle branded as “Rehabilitation™,” brought to you by BRAWNDO. A giant patriotic pin reads: “Brawndo has electrolytes. It’s got what plants crave.”
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 04/06/2026
I think this is a little more accurate 👀
Satirical social-media-style image with a header reading “Donald J. Trump” and “@realDonaldTrump.” Below it is a dramatic oil-painting-style football scene in a stadium. An enormous defensive player in a blue patriotic uniform, wearing jersey number 86 and an American-flag helmet, tackles a much smaller, obese, sweaty, disheveled player wearing a red jersey numbered 47. The number 47 player clutches a football while grimacing, with mud flying around his cleats. Shirtless cheerleader-like figures wave pom-poms in the background as a crowd watches under a stormy golden sky.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 15/04/2026
This is less a joke and more a corporate performance review. “Based on observed competency levels, we regret to inform you that boiling water may exceed current capabilities" And honestly, that might be the most accurate audit of this administration anyone’s published all year
A HelloFresh social media post with a green background and the company logo. The text reads “Official Statement” followed by a joke about not delivering a meal kit to a “very famous house (painted white)” because they didn’t want to overwhelm anyone with “step 1: preheat oven.”
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 12/04/2026
MAGA Republicans don’t distrust systems that control people. They distrust systems that empower people. That’s the whole scam in one ugly little package. Voting threatens hierarchy. War enforces it. Strip away the slogans and the hypocrisy starts glowing in the dark.
A dark textured background with bold text comparing two Republican reactions. At the top, white text on a red banner reads “MAGA REPUBLICANS.” On the right, one caption says “AUTOMATICALLY REGISTERING YOU TO VOTE,” with “VOTE” in red. Beside it, a person makes a disgusted face. Lower down, a second caption says “AUTOMATICALLY REGISTERING YOU FOR WAR,” with “WAR” in red. Beside it, the same person gives a skeptical side-eye, highlighting the contrast and hypocrisy.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 16/02/2026
Yeah
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 18/01/2026
Indiana Jones fights Nazis to stop them from stealing history. Rapist and Convicted Felon Donald J Trump skips the fight and just accepts stolen legitimacy from anyone desperate enough to offer it. Nothing says insecurity like needing someone else’s symbols to feel legitimate.
A satirical illustration shows a fedora-wearing adventurer reluctantly handing a golden fertility idol to a grinning older man in a suit holding a large peace prize medal. Behind them hangs a sign reading “Priceless artifacts belong in a museum,” with a framed portrait watching silently from the wall.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 16/01/2026
Introducing the MAGA Health Plan: ✨ Don T Care ✨ Sick? Don’t care. Poor? Definitely don’t care. Insurance profits threatened? Now we care.
Political cartoon–style flyer titled “Introducing the MAGA Health Plan: Don T Care Health Plan.” A caricature of Donald Trump stands smugly with arms crossed while a grinning insurance executive holds a bag of money and stamps “CLAIM DENIED” beside a sick patient in a hospital bed saying “Cough! Help…”. Below, an elderly poor person walks with a cane holding a small money bucket, with gravestones in the background. Large text reads “Sick? Don’t care!” Bullet points list: “Huge rate hikes with no oversight,” “Denied claims for pre-existing conditions,” “Monopoly for insurance giants,” and “Just let them die!”
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 09/01/2026
Young voters continue to disappoint sex offenders - More tonight at 11
Screenshot of a BlueSky thread. A post by “Joy” (@sugataai.com) says, “Trump’s popularity with young people is collapsing,” with a link preview to an MSN article. Below it, a reply from “ctrl+alt+RESIST” (@ctrlaltresist.com) reads, “Maybe he shouldn’t rape them 🤷‍♂️.” The reply is timestamped 6:50 AM on Jan 9, 2026.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 06/12/2025
Yup - when I think of soccer, I think of peace. Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy just about anything else...
Screen capture from a Google image search. The search conducted was for soccer riots. The screen shows numerous photos with captions from various soccer riots.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 28/11/2025
BREAKING: Reports show the Thanksgiving turkey pardoned at the White House was, in fact, “deported” to Mar-a-Lago and consumed at a private dinner. Critics say the bird’s apparent summary execution suggests mercy is transactional, as apparently the bird didn’t buy enough TrumpCoin. #satire
BREAKING: Reports show the Thanksgiving turkey pardoned at the White House was, in fact, “deported” to Mar-a-Lago and consumed at a private dinner. 

Critics say the bird’s apparent summary execution suggests mercy is transactional, as apparently the bird didn’t buy enough TrumpCoin.

#satire
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 28/11/2025
Convicted Felon and rapist Donald Trump embodies everything that is wrong with America right now.
Basic meme declaring that breaking news tile more researchers find disturbing like between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 09/11/2025
Introducing Don T Care: the only healthcare plan where preexisting conditions include being poor, pregnant, a minority, or having a conscience. 🇺🇸 It’s simple: if you can’t afford it, well… Don T Care #Satire #Politics #DontCare
Alt text: Illustration parodying the Obamacare logo. It shows Donald Trump with a blank, disinterested expression inside a circular red-white-blue emblem that mimics the Affordable Care Act symbol. Beneath him, bold text reads “DON T CARE,” making it look like “DON’T CARE.” The design visually combines political satire and the idea that Trump’s healthcare stance is one of apathy.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 09/11/2025
Walmart promises everyday low prices, not everyday low standards. If an associate wore this shirt on the floor, they’d get fired. So why is selling it online acceptable? Call and demand the policy in writing, then move your money elsewhere. No fixes, no purchases. Walmart Corporate: 800-925-6278
Mobile screenshot of a Walmart product page showing a black T-shirt for $18.99. The shirt reads “Paper Beats Rock” above a white open hand positioned over a black clenched fist, separated by a diagonal bar. The layout implies a racial hierarchy. “Add to cart” button visible.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 06/11/2025
"Some people are just dying for attention..." DJT, probably
Former President Donald Trump stands behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, looking straight ahead, while a man in a suit collapses into the arms of two other men in the background and a woman watches nearby, all set amidst military and U.S. flags.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 19/10/2025
Proof that sass is a renewable resource. #ResistingBitchFace #NoKings
woman at a protest holds a sign with a cutout framing her face reading “This is my resisting bitch face,” surrounded by marchers
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 03/10/2025
@50501movement.bsky.social What say you? Every worker knows the lie: “We’re a family.” But families don’t schedule 16-hour shifts on Thanksgiving - greedy corporations do. Families don’t pay starvation wages. A real family takes the day off together. This Black Friday, let’s stop pretending.
A bold protest-style poster with a red background. At the top, large off-white text reads “GENERAL STRIKE.” In the center, a black clenched fist grips an upside-down shopping bag, symbolizing resistance against consumerism. At the bottom of the bag, off-white text reads “BLACK FRIDAY.”
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 03/10/2025
They call it the holiday shopping season. Funny how nobody mentions the holiday eviction season, or the holiday medical bill season. If we’re already broke, why bleed for billionaires on Black Friday? Call for a General Strike - November 28th - Coast to Coast.
A bold protest-style poster with a red background. At the top, large off-white text reads “GENERAL STRIKE.” In the center, a black clenched fist grips an upside-down shopping bag, symbolizing resistance against consumerism. At the bottom of the bag, off-white text reads “BLACK FRIDAY.”
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 12/09/2025
Rapist and convicted felon Donald Trump flew his face at half mast today in memory of his destroyed horcrux Charlie Kirk.
Rapist who looks like he had a stroke
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 10/09/2025
Real talk: Why not? The Village cover was less about Trump the man and more about Trump the disease. Why not excise the tumor before it metastasizes? But America said nah, let’s study it under a microscope until it eats the lab.
Screenshot of the February 2017 cover of Ireland’s Village magazine. The cover features Donald Trump’s profile overlaid with a rifle crosshair on his head. Bold yellow text at the bottom reads: “WHY NOT.” The magazine issue also lists various articles at the bottom about Trump, Obama, climate, and civil rights.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 07/09/2025
Just gonna leave this right here
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - JUNE 14: Protesters march through the streets of downtown as part of a nation wide "No Kings" demonstration on June 14, 2025 in Chicago, Illinois. Hundreds of marches and protests against the Trump administration are happening across the United States today in opposition to Trump's presidency as well as the military parade celebrating the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Army taking place in Washington, DC. Today's parade coincides with President Trump's birthday
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 07/09/2025
Let’s be real: Trump doesn’t even know what lake he’s sending troops to. He just knows “Chicago = scary” polls well with his base. His invasion will fail before it begins. You cannot occupy a city that thrives on defiance. Chicago has always been ungovernable to tyrants.
Chicago, IL: An unidentified bystander points accusingly at Illinois National Guardsmen as they stand guard of Grant Park early 8/28 following a large scale confrontation with hippies. Seven hundred troops, all members of the 33rd MP battalion, were ordered into the park, across the street from Democratic National Convention Headquarters at the Conrad Hotel. 8/28/1968An armed National Guard soldier facing a crowd of anti-war protestors outside the Conrad Hilton Hotel, the Democratic party's convention headquarters on Michigan Avenue, Chicago, Illinois, August 28th 1968.CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - AUGUST 18: Pro-Palestine protesters march ahead of the Democratic National Convention on August 18, 2024 in Chicago, Illinois. CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - JUNE 14: Protesters march through the streets of downtown as part of a nation wide "No Kings" demonstration on June 14, 2025 in Chicago, Illinois. Hundreds of marches and protests against the Trump administration are happening across the United States today in opposition to Trump's presidency as well as the military parade celebrating the 250th anniversary of the U.S. Army taking place in Washington, DC. Today's parade coincides with President Trump's birthday
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 28/08/2025
We burned our flag the other day in protest. Arrest me. I'm ready.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 26/08/2025
Yeah, we burned ours tonight. Fuck that sex offending felon child rapist. Release the Epstein files.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 26/08/2025
Forgot to save the live feed vid! Thankfully I caught this bit off my porch cam. Do not let facism and authoritarianism win. I've received mixed responses from this, including a lot of "That's what he wants you to do!". I say, bring it on. Trump is a Rapist - Epstein Files NOW #freespeech
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 26/08/2025
Can't even make this up - we got a reddit achievement from posting about our burn. FLAG PLANTER! Thanks to all who tuned in!
Flag planter achievement from Reddit
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 26/08/2025
Tonight at 8:30 CT the flame goes up. This isn’t about fabric, it’s about the truth they keep hiding. 🔥 #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles Live stream: www.twitch.tv/ctrlaltresist
American flag mounted upright with a sign. The sign reads: “FLAG BURNS AT 8:30 PM – CENTRAL TIME. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! DONALD J TRUMP IS A RAPIST AND CONVICTED FELON WHO RAPED CHILDREN WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN.” In the foreground, a blurred phone screen appears to be livestreaming the setup.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 23/08/2025
Conservatives when they say “based” but it’s actually paste.
Alt text: Cartoon image of Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons wearing a red “Make America Great Again” hat and picking his nose. Bold yellow caption above reads: “I’M AN ALPHA MALE,” creating a satirical contrast between the slogan and Ralph’s childish appearance.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 22/08/2025
Don't get distracted
Let's be cops
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 16/08/2025
Hmmmm... Think someone might fall out of a window for this one?
side-by-side photo showing that Vladimir Putin's red carpet was closer to his airplane than Donald Trump's red carpet was to his
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 26/06/2025
"You disrespectful sack of amphibian shit! You violated my sister’s goddamn couch, left it lookin’ like a war crime, and didn’t even have the common decency to say thank you?! I oughta rip your lips off and sew ‘em to your ass so you finally learn what kissin' it feels like!" Semper fi 😂
Private Vance full metal jacket
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 26/06/2025
Official state portrait of General Vladimir Futon, Supreme Commander of Couch Command. 🇷🇺🛋️ All enemies of relaxation will be reclined.
A digitally manipulated portrait features a bald man with a neatly groomed beard, bright blue eyes, dramatic makeup including false eyelashes and red lipstick. He is wearing a Soviet military general’s uniform with gold buttons, red accents, and various medals. The background is a red-and-gold striped vintage wallpaper, and he is seated on a red ornate Soviet-era sofa. At the bottom of the image, large blocky text in a Soviet-style font reads: "VLADIMIR FUTON".
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 26/06/2025
Is your feed full of JD Vance memes today? Here's wat is going on 😂 www.reddit.com/r/50501/s/9v...
wat
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 25/06/2025
I think my emojis are in on it now too 👀 😂
Emoji-style illustration of a bald, bearded figure wearing makeup, lipstick, a suit, and a red tie, on a black background, representing exaggerated political satire.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 25/06/2025
Some of the threads... Along with a dolled up version if you feel so inclined!
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 25/06/2025
JD Vance HATES this photo. It would sure be a shame if everyone made it their profile picture. 👀 www.reddit.com/r/50501/s/hE...
JD Vance, baldReddit screenshot
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 25/06/2025
“Watch for ICE” used to mean drive safe. Now it means check your papers, brace for impact, and hope your dashcam works. American Vacations just hit different now...
A yellow diamond-shaped caution road sign reads “WATCH FOR ICE” in bold black letters. Below the text is a silhouette of one figure on their hands and knees while another figure kneels behind, appearing to restrain them. The intended meaning is likely “beware of slipping on ice,” but the graphic resembles a police takedown
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 22/06/2025
DJT, probably: "just grab 'em by the WMDussy" 👉🚀 Is Trump’s foreign policy is just the Access Hollywood tape? 📣 Sound off: www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopl...
A Reddit post from r/WhitePeopleTwitter by user u/therealstotes shows a screenshot of a tweet from @democratswin.bsky.social quoting reports that Donald Trump struck Iran without UN approval. The Reddit title reads:
"Donald J. Trump, probably: 'Grab 'em by the WMDussy'"
The tweet includes statements from both Russian and Iranian officials condemning the U.S. strike as illegal and unauthorized by the UN Security Council. The Reddit body text adds:
"He’s turning the UN into a cuck chair and wondering why everyone’s mad."
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 21/06/2025
BREAKING: A federal court just unanimously slapped down Louisiana’s attempt to turn classrooms into church pews. www.reddit.com/r/50501/s/uW... Public schools are not Sunday schools. The Constitution isn’t optional just because you found a Bible verse you like.
A social media post from the ACLU dated June 20, 2025, reads:
"BREAKING: In a unanimous decision, a federal court of appeals has ruled that Louisiana's law requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in all public school classrooms is unconstitutional.
We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools."
The post shows high engagement with thousands of likes and reposts. The image was designed in PostSpark.app.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 17/06/2025
A masked man with a gun who won’t give a name isn’t a cop. He’s a threat. Period. ICE doesn’t get to bypass basic accountability just because they wrapped it in nationalism.
 A Reddit post from user leojamesmusic in the "r/chaoticgood" subreddit outlines how to confront ICE agents suspected of impersonation. The post advises filming, demanding ID and badge numbers, and calling 911 if refused. It ends by referencing a killing by a fake cop and calls for ICE accountability. The post has 60.1K upvotes, 401 comments, 7.3K shares, and 1.5K saves.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 16/06/2025
Just in time for summer concert season! KGBae & Don Von Treason drop their hottest mix yet: “Subpoenas & Sanctions” Tickets available exclusively from Kremlin Records, sponsored by Truth Social™ and absolute power. Coming Next: Treason Season (feat. Rudy G on cowbell).
A stylized propaganda-style poster in red, black, and beige tones features caricatures of Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump as DJs. Both wear red suits and headphones while standing behind DJ turntables. The text above them reads, “DJ KGBae & Don Von Treason Present: COLLUSION CONFUSION – LIVE FROM THE BUNKER.” The aesthetic mimics Soviet-era art, with bold block lettering and a serious tone on both faces, creating a satirical political commentary.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/06/2025
You don’t have to be in the streets to help. Drive carpools. Buy snacks. Babysit kids. Hold emotional space. Build comms plans. Fundraise. Drop off goggles. Resistance needs more than adrenaline - it needs infrastructure. Be the one who keeps it standing.
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A bold graphic protest poster features a cracked golden crown being stomped by a black combat boot against a red and dark blue background. At the top, large cream-colored text reads "NO KINGS." Below the image, it says "STAY SAFE" in large font and "FOLLOW US FOR MORE TIPS" underneath in smaller letters. The design evokes defiance, urgency, and solidarity.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/06/2025
Cops lie. Cops escalate. Cops kettle. Watch for line shifts, sudden quiet, coordinated shoves. That’s not crowd control, it’s a trap. Stay near exits. Know your routes. The first step to freedom is knowing when they’re building a box around you.
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A bold, vintage-style infographic poster in red, navy, and beige warning about police kettling tactics during protests. The top reads: “COPS KETTLE. COPS LIE. COPS ESCALATE.” Below that, three illustrated icons highlight danger signs: “LINE SHIFTS” (two arrows), “SUDDEN QUIET” (a muted symbol), and “COORDINATED SHOVES” (opposing arrows). Underneath, bold text warns: “THAT’S NOT CROWD CONTROL—IT’S A TRAP.” At the bottom, riot police silhouettes with batons face a crowd, with text: “STAY NEAR EXITS. KNOW YOUR ROUTES. THE FIRST STEP TO FREEDOM IS KNOWING WHEN THEY’RE BUILDING A BOX AROUND YOU.”
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/06/2025
Protest tip for our immigrant brothers and sisters: Yes, you have rights. No, ICE doesn’t care. Don’t march without knowing the risks. Carry a red card. Say nothing without a lawyer. Solidarity should never cost you your life. Download your red card here: ilrc.org/red-cards
A bold, graphic protest poster in red, black, and beige. The top reads “IMMIGRANTS:” in large text. The central figure is a silhouetted person holding a visible red card labeled “RED CARD,” standing beside a waving U.S. flag. Below, the text says:
“RESEARCH BEFORE MARCHING
HAVE RED CARDS READY
KNOW THE RISKS”

This image promotes immigrant safety during protests and references legal self-protection tools like the red card. Download yours at ilrc.org/red-cards.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/06/2025
PROTEST TIP: Wear Boots. Not sneakers, not sandals, not those ironic Crocs. Boots. Solid grip, no slip, steel toe if you’ve got ‘em. The ground will shift. Police lines, panic, glass, rain, etc... Your shoes should be ready for anything short of revolution (and maybe that too).
A powerful protest poster in vintage style featuring a young woman of color in the foreground, mouth open in a fierce yell, one fist raised in the air. Behind her, a crowd of silhouetted protesters holds signs. One sign above her head reads “NO KINGS” in bold red letters. The background shows a dramatic blue sky with clouds. At the bottom of the poster, large yellow text reads “STAY SAFE,” with smaller beige text below: “FOLLOW US FOR MORE TIPS.” The design conveys urgency, defiance, and unity.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/06/2025
PROTEST TIP: Your protest isn't a TikTok thirst trap. Put away the camera! Do not photograph faces. Do not tag locations. Do not post selfies with people who didn’t consent. You’re not documenting a brunch, you’re participating in an act the Regime sees as a threat. Act accordingly.
A bold, comic-style protest poster in red, navy, and gold tones. At the center, a masked protester dressed in dark clothing with a red bandana and sunglasses strikes a dynamic, superhero-like pose. Behind them, a crowd waves protest flags beneath a dramatic sky and silhouetted city skyline. At the top, large text reads: “PROTECT YOUR IDENTITY.” At the bottom: “NO FACES. NO TAGS. NO SELFIES.” The design emphasizes anonymity, resistance, and security during demonstrations.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/06/2025
PROTEST TIP: If the Military or the National Guard show up: stay calm. Do not escalate. Do not play hero. Your job is to protect each other. Know when to retreat. There’s no shame in surviving. You can’t topple a king if you’re bleeding in a zip tie.
A bold, vintage-style protest poster split into red and dark teal sections. At the top, large cream-colored text reads “STAY CALM.” Below, a silhouette of a soldier in a helmet with a baton faces off against a protester with a backpack and raised fists. In the background, a portable toilet is visible, subtly nodding to the phrase "bleeding in a zip tie." At the bottom, cream and red text reads: “DON’T COSPLAY REVOLUTION. SURVIVAL IS STRATEGY, NOT SURRENDER.” The tone is serious, urging restraint and tactical thinking.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/06/2025
PROTEST TIP: Pepper spray is oil-based. Water? Just spreads it. Bring LAW solution: 50% liquid antacid + 50% water, labeled & ready. Baking soda mix works too. Flush, don’t rub. Panic helps cops, not you.
A bold, two-tone protest safety poster in red and dark blue. On the left, large cream-colored text reads “PEPPER SPRAY” with a subheading: “LAW SOLUTION IN A LABELED BOTTLE = LIFESAVER.” On the right is a simple illustration of a beige bottle labeled “LAW SOLUTION.” At the bottom, in smaller cream text against a dark blue background, it reads: “Baking soda works in a pinch. Milk? Nah, you’re not a cartoon. Flush eyes, ditch clothes, don’t rub, don’t panic.” The design is clean, high-contrast, and focused on protest safety.
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ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/06/2025
No Kings. No Crowns. No Goddamn Curfews. Know your city’s rules before you go. Cops love weaponizing “loitering” laws. Plot your routes. Scout exits. Know which alleys don’t dead end. The best revolutions are the ones that make it home.
A bold graphic protest poster features a cracked golden crown being stomped by a black combat boot against a red and dark blue background. At the top, large cream-colored text reads "NO KINGS." Below the image, it says "STAY SAFE" in large font and "FOLLOW US FOR MORE TIPS" underneath in smaller letters. The design evokes defiance, urgency, and solidarity.
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