ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 30/08/2026Earthmerica’s new national motto: “Government small enough to fit inside your bedroom, medical chart, search history, uterus, classroom, and group chat, but far too small to regulate the billionaire standing on your neck.” This arrangement will be called "Liberty®" 051
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/07/2026The fact that this meme is instantly understandable says less about dark humor and more about how normalized it has become for octogenarians to run the most powerful legislature on Earth. Oh, and thoughts and deductibles... 0162
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 06/06/2026Every civilization eventually enters its "are we serious right now?" phase... The difference is Rome didn't have social media. They got to decline in private. We're livestreaming ours in 4K from the White House lawn with premium seating available now. 43111
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 15/04/2026This is less a joke and more a corporate performance review. “Based on observed competency levels, we regret to inform you that boiling water may exceed current capabilities" And honestly, that might be the most accurate audit of this administration anyone’s published all year 1174
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 12/04/2026MAGA Republicans don’t distrust systems that control people. They distrust systems that empower people. That’s the whole scam in one ugly little package. Voting threatens hierarchy. War enforces it. Strip away the slogans and the hypocrisy starts glowing in the dark. 32514
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 18/01/2026Indiana Jones fights Nazis to stop them from stealing history. Rapist and Convicted Felon Donald J Trump skips the fight and just accepts stolen legitimacy from anyone desperate enough to offer it. Nothing says insecurity like needing someone else’s symbols to feel legitimate. 052
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 16/01/2026Introducing the MAGA Health Plan: ✨ Don T Care ✨ Sick? Don’t care. Poor? Definitely don’t care. Insurance profits threatened? Now we care. 093
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 09/01/2026Young voters continue to disappoint sex offenders - More tonight at 11 050
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 06/12/2025Yup - when I think of soccer, I think of peace. Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy just about anything else... 071
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 28/11/2025BREAKING: Reports show the Thanksgiving turkey pardoned at the White House was, in fact, “deported” to Mar-a-Lago and consumed at a private dinner. Critics say the bird’s apparent summary execution suggests mercy is transactional, as apparently the bird didn’t buy enough TrumpCoin. #satire 072
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 28/11/2025Convicted Felon and rapist Donald Trump embodies everything that is wrong with America right now. 0123
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 09/11/2025Introducing Don T Care: the only healthcare plan where preexisting conditions include being poor, pregnant, a minority, or having a conscience. 🇺🇸 It’s simple: if you can’t afford it, well… Don T Care #Satire #Politics #DontCare 072
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 09/11/2025Walmart promises everyday low prices, not everyday low standards. If an associate wore this shirt on the floor, they’d get fired. So why is selling it online acceptable? Call and demand the policy in writing, then move your money elsewhere. No fixes, no purchases. Walmart Corporate: 800-925-6278 42010
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 06/11/2025"Some people are just dying for attention..." DJT, probably 121
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 19/10/2025Proof that sass is a renewable resource. #ResistingBitchFace #NoKings 04412
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 03/10/2025@50501movement.bsky.social What say you? Every worker knows the lie: “We’re a family.” But families don’t schedule 16-hour shifts on Thanksgiving - greedy corporations do. Families don’t pay starvation wages. A real family takes the day off together. This Black Friday, let’s stop pretending. 0112
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 03/10/2025They call it the holiday shopping season. Funny how nobody mentions the holiday eviction season, or the holiday medical bill season. If we’re already broke, why bleed for billionaires on Black Friday? Call for a General Strike - November 28th - Coast to Coast. 13921
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 12/09/2025Rapist and convicted felon Donald Trump flew his face at half mast today in memory of his destroyed horcrux Charlie Kirk. 44912
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 10/09/2025Real talk: Why not? The Village cover was less about Trump the man and more about Trump the disease. Why not excise the tumor before it metastasizes? But America said nah, let’s study it under a microscope until it eats the lab. 153
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 07/09/2025Let’s be real: Trump doesn’t even know what lake he’s sending troops to. He just knows “Chicago = scary” polls well with his base. His invasion will fail before it begins. You cannot occupy a city that thrives on defiance. Chicago has always been ungovernable to tyrants. 162
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 28/08/2025We burned our flag the other day in protest. Arrest me. I'm ready. 020
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 26/08/2025Yeah, we burned ours tonight. Fuck that sex offending felon child rapist. Release the Epstein files. 000
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 26/08/2025Forgot to save the live feed vid! Thankfully I caught this bit off my porch cam. Do not let facism and authoritarianism win. I've received mixed responses from this, including a lot of "That's what he wants you to do!". I say, bring it on. Trump is a Rapist - Epstein Files NOW #freespeech 050
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 26/08/2025Can't even make this up - we got a reddit achievement from posting about our burn. FLAG PLANTER! Thanks to all who tuned in! 020
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 26/08/2025Tonight at 8:30 CT the flame goes up. This isn’t about fabric, it’s about the truth they keep hiding. 🔥 #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles Live stream: www.twitch.tv/ctrlaltresist 074
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 23/08/2025Conservatives when they say “based” but it’s actually paste. 162
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 16/08/2025Hmmmm... Think someone might fall out of a window for this one? 241
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 26/06/2025"You disrespectful sack of amphibian shit! You violated my sister’s goddamn couch, left it lookin’ like a war crime, and didn’t even have the common decency to say thank you?! I oughta rip your lips off and sew ‘em to your ass so you finally learn what kissin' it feels like!" Semper fi 😂 195
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 26/06/2025Official state portrait of General Vladimir Futon, Supreme Commander of Couch Command. 🇷🇺🛋️ All enemies of relaxation will be reclined. 0152
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 26/06/2025Is your feed full of JD Vance memes today? Here's wat is going on 😂 www.reddit.com/r/50501/s/9v... 22310
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 25/06/2025Some of the threads... Along with a dolled up version if you feel so inclined! 030
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 25/06/2025JD Vance HATES this photo. It would sure be a shame if everyone made it their profile picture. 👀 www.reddit.com/r/50501/s/hE... 188
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 25/06/2025“Watch for ICE” used to mean drive safe. Now it means check your papers, brace for impact, and hope your dashcam works. American Vacations just hit different now... 041
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 22/06/2025DJT, probably: "just grab 'em by the WMDussy" 👉🚀 Is Trump’s foreign policy is just the Access Hollywood tape? 📣 Sound off: www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopl... 141
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 21/06/2025BREAKING: A federal court just unanimously slapped down Louisiana’s attempt to turn classrooms into church pews. www.reddit.com/r/50501/s/uW... Public schools are not Sunday schools. The Constitution isn’t optional just because you found a Bible verse you like. 0233
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 17/06/2025A masked man with a gun who won’t give a name isn’t a cop. He’s a threat. Period. ICE doesn’t get to bypass basic accountability just because they wrapped it in nationalism. 38738
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 16/06/2025Just in time for summer concert season! KGBae & Don Von Treason drop their hottest mix yet: “Subpoenas & Sanctions” Tickets available exclusively from Kremlin Records, sponsored by Truth Social™ and absolute power. Coming Next: Treason Season (feat. Rudy G on cowbell). 0176
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/06/2025You don’t have to be in the streets to help. Drive carpools. Buy snacks. Babysit kids. Hold emotional space. Build comms plans. Fundraise. Drop off goggles. Resistance needs more than adrenaline - it needs infrastructure. Be the one who keeps it standing. 0135
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/06/2025Cops lie. Cops escalate. Cops kettle. Watch for line shifts, sudden quiet, coordinated shoves. That’s not crowd control, it’s a trap. Stay near exits. Know your routes. The first step to freedom is knowing when they’re building a box around you. 073
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/06/2025Protest tip for our immigrant brothers and sisters: Yes, you have rights. No, ICE doesn’t care. Don’t march without knowing the risks. Carry a red card. Say nothing without a lawyer. Solidarity should never cost you your life. Download your red card here: ilrc.org/red-cards 136
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/06/2025PROTEST TIP: Wear Boots. Not sneakers, not sandals, not those ironic Crocs. Boots. Solid grip, no slip, steel toe if you’ve got ‘em. The ground will shift. Police lines, panic, glass, rain, etc... Your shoes should be ready for anything short of revolution (and maybe that too). 0104
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/06/2025PROTEST TIP: Your protest isn't a TikTok thirst trap. Put away the camera! Do not photograph faces. Do not tag locations. Do not post selfies with people who didn’t consent. You’re not documenting a brunch, you’re participating in an act the Regime sees as a threat. Act accordingly. 093
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/06/2025PROTEST TIP: If the Military or the National Guard show up: stay calm. Do not escalate. Do not play hero. Your job is to protect each other. Know when to retreat. There’s no shame in surviving. You can’t topple a king if you’re bleeding in a zip tie. 32311
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/06/2025PROTEST TIP: Pepper spray is oil-based. Water? Just spreads it. Bring LAW solution: 50% liquid antacid + 50% water, labeled & ready. Baking soda mix works too. Flush, don’t rub. Panic helps cops, not you. 199
ctrl+alt+RESIST @ctrlaltresist.com · 14/06/2025No Kings. No Crowns. No Goddamn Curfews. Know your city’s rules before you go. Cops love weaponizing “loitering” laws. Plot your routes. Scout exits. Know which alleys don’t dead end. The best revolutions are the ones that make it home. 0135