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@ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social
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[[Character belongs to Toby Fox, I am not related to him or Deltarune]] #parody #parodysky #deltarune

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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Don't look at me like that.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Gladly.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
It reminds me of that strange blue man with all the worms. Except it hasn't offered me flowers.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
As much as I find both repulsive, I must say... The near unlimited collection of quality music does make it rather alluring to accept this one change...
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Scratching posts are simply better stress balls.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Incredibly! They're very useful for keeping those meddling Poppups out of places they don't need to clutter.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
A swatchling explained the "You Tube Algorithm" to me, and I think I've felt true despair for once.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Yes, I understand the need for creativity. That's why art and music exist, for which I am thankful. But when things come with instruction manuals, they must be followed! You can not just ignore the guide provided alongside the tools!
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
You say that like it's a good thing! If it comes with instructions, that means it's only meant to be one thing. Not an undefined number of possibilities!
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I don't trust building blocks. Even though they come with instructions, there's too many ways to change them and get entirely different end results. They're just so disorderly.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
It's also one letter off from CAT :3. And CRY.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
A lovely idea, but between keeping everything running on time and following my strict free time schedule, I simply don't have the time to pursue such a revolutionary idea.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
// Replaying chapters 3 and 4 and telling myself not to rebrand an account not even a week into it >>>>
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Disappointing. You would really think somebody would get around to making armless yoga by now.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
// I had to go on a journey of personal growth before I was ready to love him
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
// My sopping wet baby... he has never committed a sin ever
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
// Loud incorrect buzzer The greatest handgun ever made is the 1895 Nagant Revolver with a built in lantern holder because flashlights on guns weren't a thing yet
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
// Not gonna lie i fucking hated Jackenstein at first but my heart was already full of hate so I gave him another chance and would now die for him
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Lanino. ⛅🌜 @moonshinereport.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
──── THE WEATHER ALWAYS STICKS TOGETHER! ⋆。 ゚☁︎。 ⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。 ⋆ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆。☁︎ ゚。⋆ INDIE LANINO — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🌛⛅ ☾ #DELTARUNERP ☁︎ #MVRP ☁︎ #RPSKY ☀︎
Official art of Lanino by Nelnal. He is looking to the right and smiling, holding his baton.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
// Claims to "stay strapped" then reveals a flintlock wrapped up in the scarf
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
YOU.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
To whomever spilled over half a pantry's worth of food on the floor and didn't bother cleaning it up: Count your days.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Smells like clowns.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Now that I think of it... I'm not paid enough for half the work I perform. Oh well, I enjoy it too much to complain. Art is pain, as they say!
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I- I am not paid enough to put up with this. Carry on with your search for beef.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
// Just got hit with a stunlock by reading this
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
And your solution is.... jerked beef? I think I would prefer to starve...
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I cannot explain it, but I feel entirely torn on your choice of objects to claim ownership for. While I appreciate having labeled boxes for each particular item. Why "jerked beef"?
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Trains are lovely little things. Orderly, run on a strict schedule, only able to traverse set paths. Truly a perfect specimen of engineering!
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Such unrefined language hardly warrants any other response.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
A penalty of death is too kind for a crime of such a degenerative manner.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
It has come to me that possessing more than one outfit has ruined my schedule for the year. I must spend the day reworking it before I continue to violate the sanctity of my own laws.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
You- ....we keep no records of this deal. Am I understood?
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
//This is writer, signing off for the night
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Nya.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
// Omg conveniently shaped lamp muse?!?!?!
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
// Not gonna lie I almost made an elnina but the coin flip said otherwise We love a sopping wet and slightly cringe girlboss here
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
// Neckbeard Asriel
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
How tasteless... Both of you deserve to be sprayed with a hose.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
A shame... But Queen's orders mustn't go ignored! ...no matter how curious I am.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
If there is something you would like to share with the class, then please show us. This is a command, not a request.
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(NEW ACC IN PINNED) @castletownarchive.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
『 𝐋𝐕𝟒 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞. 』 #deltarunerp #undertalerp mycastletwxn.carrd.co
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Who is this Simon and what is he saying.
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
// Erm
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Why are there so many of that little salesman... Surely one of him was enough, no?
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
// Here for a good time not a long time or whatever Sun Tzu said
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Abbreviations are an abomination on linguistics as a whole. If you are going to speak, use the whole word or don't say anything at all!
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
// Neither of you talk to me about eating bones until you eat a whole chicken foot off a buffet that was suspiciously cold
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𝓣𝓪𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓻 @ctrlaltdeletecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
// Talk about a well balanced meal
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