java as in javascript @ctierengineer.com · 01/10/2026an official write-up of a spike done in my work 030
java as in javascript @ctierengineer.com · 25/09/2026if anyone picks these, they must be a fun guy 010
java as in javascript @ctierengineer.com · 05/09/2026don't know why people complain about Rust being complex, look at this wee thing all it's doing is saying hello and people are mean to it 030
java as in javascript @ctierengineer.com · 02/08/2026saw this on vacation i think they call this a “fixer-upper” 020
java as in javascript @ctierengineer.com · 21/07/2026i’m in the hebrides and they get all their sand shipped in from the bahamas so they can lure tourists in with enticing beaches but the water is ice cold they then bottle their souls and sell them in shops for tourists who ask silly questions like “is sand real or shipped in?” 020
java as in javascript @ctierengineer.com · 21/06/2026this is a two-way road with a speed limit of 60 mph (~100kmh) it’s wide enough for one car 260
java as in javascript @ctierengineer.com · 18/06/2026for context, the OG traffic-coned statue in Glasgow's Queen Street 040
java as in javascript @ctierengineer.com · 10/06/2026our Pipelines are constantly in flux with numerous changes (some breaking). the fail so often with manual rejection or actual build fails that we've got a slack meme for the bot when it gets too rowdy 030
java as in javascript @ctierengineer.com · 04/06/2026now this is summer weather I could get behind 220
java as in javascript @ctierengineer.com · 21/05/2026sheep (and people) shit in the streams and burns pls don't drink it 020
java as in javascript @ctierengineer.com · 19/04/2026i've been a SEng for 10+ years and still can't do css 010
java as in javascript @ctierengineer.com · 17/02/2026always weirded me out how orange American Fanta is 020
java as in javascript @ctierengineer.com · 23/01/2026all software is slop to some degree sincerely, someone working on a 10+ yr old legacy PHP stack 020
java as in javascript @ctierengineer.com · 15/01/2026you can do some configuration in Cargo.toml to help reduce the size of the output binary. I use these settings and it trims the size down a good bit 230
java as in javascript @ctierengineer.com · 07/01/2026serious meeting names for serious engineering chat at a serious company 040
java as in javascript @ctierengineer.com · 05/01/2026it wasn't invented by Chemify. The version they initially used was a concept I invented on a piece of scrap paper before I went on vacation way back in 2018 from bastardised XML. The first ever line of this "chemical programming language" was something like: <Step args=...> [stuff] </Step> 140
java as in javascript @ctierengineer.com · 20/12/2025i don't even know why i'm doing it but it's fun 030
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