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Chris Schleicher

@cschleicher.bsky.social
1.2K followers 295 following 370 posts

TV writer/performer: DANG!, Mindy Project, Never Have I Ever, Saved by the Bell, and more. I’m young and I love to be young.

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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don’t know of any relatives there. Sorry!
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You want me to remember your “name”? An artistic decision made by a straight person?
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Basically what we’re gonna do is dance
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If I were Penelope, my challenge for the suitors would have been OTEV.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm invoking Zeus's law next time I show up at the afters.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Wait I thought it was her until this very moment
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
At the end of the day, I think the Toy Story franchise is so successful because it’s about something we can all relate to — the horrors of immortality.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
As someone who devoured British literature in my youth, I assumed I’d spend much more of my life recovering at a friend’s estate for weeks after I was rained on a little bit.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
No one ever chooses “deformed recluse who rings the bells of Notre Dame” for Career Day and I think it’s a shame
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It's always "SING TO ME, O MUSE!" and never "How's YOUR day, O Muse?"
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Starts slow but gets excellent midway. Strong recommend.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
1. IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT - dir. Jafar Panahi
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
2. EEPHUS - dir. Carson Lund
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
3. HAMNET - dir. Chloé Zhao
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
4. PETER HUJAR'S DAY - dir. Ira Sachs
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
5. ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER - dir. Paul Thomas Anderson
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
6. NOUVELLE VAGUE - dir. Richard Linklater
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
7. AFTERNOONS OF SOLITUDE - dir. Albert Serra
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
8. THE SECRET AGENT - dir. Kleber Mendonça Filho
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
9. CAUGHT BY THE TIDES - dir. Jia Zhangke
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
10. THE MASTERMIND - dir. Kelly Reichardt
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It's Oscars weekend! Which means it's time to drop my top 10 films of 2025, something I only do after seeing every movie nominated in every category (forgive me, I'm ill). This year I saw 108 features released in 2025. These were my faves. If I left off your fave, choose to believe it was #11.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
ALT: a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Replacing gay guy music video night with gay guy Grand Prix night
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Thank you so much for reading! This Olympics was so much better on the joy scale!
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Last Olympics I was so done with figure skating but Alysa Liu has made me fall in love with the sport again 🥹 Read my thoughts over at Slate! slate.com/culture/2026...
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Alysa Liu Just Changed Figure Skating Forever
In a sport that can be scary and stressful, she proved it doesn’t have to be that way.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Ladies short program had thrills and heartbreak and Alysa Liu is now my mental health role model slate.com/culture/2026...
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Alysa Liu Is So Mentally Healthy It’s Terrifying
When she says she's skating just to enjoy herself, I actually believe her.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The pairs free skate was so good and I got to hear the score to Gladiator TWICE! Read my thoughts over at Slate! slate.com/culture/2026...
slate.com
The Figure Skating Curse at These Olympics Is Finally Over
All thanks to Japan's Riku Miura and Ryuichi Kihara.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
New piece is live! Pairs short program lifted me out of my post-Malinin blues! slate.com/culture/2026...
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I Would Like to Request Funding to Study Pairs Figure Skaters’ Brains
They are American Ninja Warriors on ice.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Thank you so much! I really appreciate it. Hoping that the women’s free skate is a much more joyful occasion. 💜
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
New piece up! The unthinkable happened! Nothing is certain! I may never live this down! slate.com/culture/2026...
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I’m Still Trying to Process Ilia Malinin’s Olympic Meltdown
The sadness of watching the Quad God fall apart.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
How it feels writing about my own sport
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Current mood re: my own sports writing
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I'm now learning that there's such a thing as "jinxing" something. New piece coming tonight after I wipe all this egg off my face.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This is the FINAL time I will explain the difference between ice dance and pairs. Ice dancers have wider, U-shaped snouts, while pair skater snouts are more pointed and V-shaped. Pair skaters prefer saltwater habitats, while ice dancers inhabit freshwater marshes and lakes.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Finally worked up the courage to write a piece about ice dance even though I am but a simpled minded pair skater: slate.com/culture/2026...
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The Big Upset in Ice Dancing Shows Why the Sport Is So Enticing
The team that triumphed showed what the art of the sport really is.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
slate.com/culture/2026... Decided to be extra bold with my predictions after the short program!
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As a Figure Skating Expert, It Is My Responsibility to Tell You That Ilia Malinin is Unbeatable
When the Quad God wins gold, remember I told you so.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I’m covering figure skating for Slate during the Milan Olympics! Check it out and take a peek inside my brain, which has surely been damaged by Zamboni fumes. slate.com/culture/2026...
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The U.S. Figure Skating Team Has a Chance for an All-Time Great Olympics
The U.S. figure skating team has a chance for an all-time great Olympics.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Need more stories about celebrities who met a fortune teller as a child and were given a haunting prediction that didn’t come true in the slightest.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I’ll never stop. The things they said about disco in that film!
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
is spending time with a valued friend lovebombing
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon is circling back in January; Things fall apart; the inbox cannot hold
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
A real circumnavigation, if you will
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Sometimes you enter a space and you can just tell that no one here has seen Morvern Callar.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
British people absolutely went off with “Father Christmas.” Like yes, that’s exactly what they would call him.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
SOUND OF FALLING (2025) gagged me a little
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
It’s crazy that I can’t get an Ella McChicken at McDonald’s.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Letting Julie Kavner have a fun time!
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I fear this will cut the box office receipts in half, but I need to let you know that Ella McCay does not do the shoe thing from the poster in the movie. I deliberately did not take a bathroom break because I was scared I would miss the shoe thing and then there was no shoe thing.
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Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Ella McCay? Ellen: I’m gay
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