Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 17/08/2026You want me to remember your “name”? An artistic decision made by a straight person? 052
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026If I were Penelope, my challenge for the suitors would have been OTEV. 010
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I'm invoking Zeus's law next time I show up at the afters. 030
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Wait I thought it was her until this very moment 020
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 02/07/2026At the end of the day, I think the Toy Story franchise is so successful because it’s about something we can all relate to — the horrors of immortality. 040
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 30/06/2026As someone who devoured British literature in my youth, I assumed I’d spend much more of my life recovering at a friend’s estate for weeks after I was rained on a little bit. 191
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 29/05/2026No one ever chooses “deformed recluse who rings the bells of Notre Dame” for Career Day and I think it’s a shame 050
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 29/05/2026It's always "SING TO ME, O MUSE!" and never "How's YOUR day, O Muse?" 040
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Starts slow but gets excellent midway. Strong recommend. 110
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 13/03/20261. IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT - dir. Jafar Panahi 040
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 13/03/20265. ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER - dir. Paul Thomas Anderson 120
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 13/03/20267. AFTERNOONS OF SOLITUDE - dir. Albert Serra 100
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 13/03/20268. THE SECRET AGENT - dir. Kleber Mendonça Filho 130
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 13/03/2026It's Oscars weekend! Which means it's time to drop my top 10 films of 2025, something I only do after seeing every movie nominated in every category (forgive me, I'm ill). This year I saw 108 features released in 2025. These were my faves. If I left off your fave, choose to believe it was #11. 1111
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 22/02/2026media.tenor.coma woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above herALT: a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her 0140
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Replacing gay guy music video night with gay guy Grand Prix night 020
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Thank you so much for reading! This Olympics was so much better on the joy scale! 010
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Last Olympics I was so done with figure skating but Alysa Liu has made me fall in love with the sport again 🥹 Read my thoughts over at Slate! slate.com/culture/2026...slate.comAlysa Liu Just Changed Figure Skating ForeverIn a sport that can be scary and stressful, she proved it doesn’t have to be that way. 2141
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Ladies short program had thrills and heartbreak and Alysa Liu is now my mental health role model slate.com/culture/2026...slate.comAlysa Liu Is So Mentally Healthy It’s TerrifyingWhen she says she's skating just to enjoy herself, I actually believe her. 170
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 17/02/2026The pairs free skate was so good and I got to hear the score to Gladiator TWICE! Read my thoughts over at Slate! slate.com/culture/2026...slate.comThe Figure Skating Curse at These Olympics Is Finally OverAll thanks to Japan's Riku Miura and Ryuichi Kihara. 010
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 16/02/2026New piece is live! Pairs short program lifted me out of my post-Malinin blues! slate.com/culture/2026...slate.comI Would Like to Request Funding to Study Pairs Figure Skaters’ BrainsThey are American Ninja Warriors on ice. 050
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Thank you so much! I really appreciate it. Hoping that the women’s free skate is a much more joyful occasion. 💜 010
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 14/02/2026New piece up! The unthinkable happened! Nothing is certain! I may never live this down! slate.com/culture/2026...slate.comI’m Still Trying to Process Ilia Malinin’s Olympic MeltdownThe sadness of watching the Quad God fall apart. 141
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I'm now learning that there's such a thing as "jinxing" something. New piece coming tonight after I wipe all this egg off my face. 140
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 12/02/2026This is the FINAL time I will explain the difference between ice dance and pairs. Ice dancers have wider, U-shaped snouts, while pair skater snouts are more pointed and V-shaped. Pair skaters prefer saltwater habitats, while ice dancers inhabit freshwater marshes and lakes. 07316
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Finally worked up the courage to write a piece about ice dance even though I am but a simpled minded pair skater: slate.com/culture/2026...slate.comThe Big Upset in Ice Dancing Shows Why the Sport Is So EnticingThe team that triumphed showed what the art of the sport really is. 060
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 11/02/2026slate.com/culture/2026... Decided to be extra bold with my predictions after the short program!slate.comAs a Figure Skating Expert, It Is My Responsibility to Tell You That Ilia Malinin is UnbeatableWhen the Quad God wins gold, remember I told you so. 120
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I’m covering figure skating for Slate during the Milan Olympics! Check it out and take a peek inside my brain, which has surely been damaged by Zamboni fumes. slate.com/culture/2026...slate.comThe U.S. Figure Skating Team Has a Chance for an All-Time Great OlympicsThe U.S. figure skating team has a chance for an all-time great Olympics. 151
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Need more stories about celebrities who met a fortune teller as a child and were given a haunting prediction that didn’t come true in the slightest. 030
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I’ll never stop. The things they said about disco in that film! 040
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 07/01/2026is spending time with a valued friend lovebombing 070
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon is circling back in January; Things fall apart; the inbox cannot hold 010
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Sometimes you enter a space and you can just tell that no one here has seen Morvern Callar. 080
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 25/12/2025British people absolutely went off with “Father Christmas.” Like yes, that’s exactly what they would call him. 050
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 18/12/2025It’s crazy that I can’t get an Ella McChicken at McDonald’s. 090
Chris Schleicher @cschleicher.bsky.social · 12/12/2025I fear this will cut the box office receipts in half, but I need to let you know that Ella McCay does not do the shoe thing from the poster in the movie. I deliberately did not take a bathroom break because I was scared I would miss the shoe thing and then there was no shoe thing. 1120