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Chris Abraham

@crzycanucklehed.bsky.social
644 followers 164 following 338 posts

Mostly retired Resident CBA and contract nerd for Stanley Cup of Chowder. One of the few white men left sans podcast. Professional napper and mediocre hockey player. Boston sports fan He/him

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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
taking a boating course and this is one of the questions. How would you ever fail this?
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
That peeke goal broke time
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Just absurd
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Watching all the stories about Marchand partying in Florida reminded me of this from his 2018 players tribune article www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/bra...
Brad Marchand in the players tribune:
"But, look, if we bring the Cup back to Boston, just know that I’m washed up — for real. I’m 29 now, and I have an infant daughter at home who gets up at seven every single morning. I need my sleep. 

The 16 nights in a row thing … that’s up to a whole new generation." Now, I know you’ve seen the pictures. In most of them, I am shirtless. But in my defense, I was 23 years old and I had just won the Stanley Cup. The whole week was a blur. The stories are pretty legendary. Most of them can’t be shared. But the backstory to that week is that right after we won, one of my buddies told me that the Blackhawks had partied for 16 days straight when they won the Cup.


So, me being competitive, it was my mission to top them.

It’s really a lesson for life, honestly. You gotta pace yourself.

We got to day seven or eight when we got a phone call from someone who shall remain nameless. Every player who was still in town got the same message: “All right, boys, time to go back home. It’s over. Leave the city.”

We didn’t make it to 16 days, but I’m proud of that evacuation order. We earned it. I don’t think people understand just how difficult it is to win in this league, especially now. Even in the seven years since we won that Cup, the competition has gotten more intense, night in and night out.
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Happy fathers day dad, and to everyone who stepped up to help fill the void he left when he passed. Friends, neighbors, it truly takes a village. Miss you every day
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Well at least the squirrel wasn't the first one at the bird feeder...
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
What's not nice though
Picture of a soon to be flat tire with a staple in the sidewall
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Nice day today
Picture of display showing the time as 4:20 and the temperature at 69 degrees
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Pretty much the only thing working for the Bruins
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
New guy is pretty lazy
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Two down, two to go. I had so many broken hockey sticks
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I think sailor likes pizza crusts
Jamaican dog sits patiently waiting for pizza crust
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Between this and my audiobooks list I've listened to almost 2000 hours of entertainment this year.
Spotify wrapped screenshot saying I listened to podcasts for 33,845 minutes this year
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
She loves being on the boat too, because it's a couch she can sit on. Hates the car and throws up though, she's a weird dog but I love her all the same
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Watching the Bruins lately
3 exhausted dogs - a black lab, a golden retriever, and a little white dog, all laying on the couch
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
A bit aggressive for beauty products, I'm barely 30! Though some days my joints could use some tilt and trim fluid
Amazon suggested "Beauty" items including laminating resin and tilt and trim fluid
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
All I'm good for on here is sunsets and dogs, and if you look close this one has both
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Got enough hockey sticks for 3 of these, and only have to buy another 8' piece of pt decking to make the third frame Not sure what I'm going to do with them though
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
Oh right my mom isn't on here I can post her retirement gift early! Couple more coats of polyurethane and it'll be done in time for her last day!
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Feels appropriate to post this on bluesky
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Pretty decent sunset
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
Hard to believe it's been 21 years dad, miss you every day, can't imagine the stupid shit we'd build together, or the fun we'd have playing beer league together
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
Took the scraps from redoing our back deck and turned it into a coffee table for my neighbor since theirs was falling apart
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
Only a little bit of fog this morning
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
A year ago today, and today. Been quite the rainy summer Also my neighbor needs to fix his doco, it's a mess still
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Chris Abraham @crzycanucklehed.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Storm came on quick when I was out on the lake, barely made it back
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