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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Last Repost; I don't remembering being so pale and british??? what the fuck

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Jim Caddick @caddicarus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My latest vid has been one of the quickest to breach 1 million views in my channel’s history. Thanks so much. Voiceover has already begun on the next vid, stay tuned 🩷

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

look at your tiny pale stupid gems, unlike my large purple chad crystals. And you've got to collect MORE of them? pathetic as fuck

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Anyone trained in the art of walking backwards and forwards, got a few new positions opened up after the Incident

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

put CTR Nitro Fueled on pc. The world yearns for more opportunities to play as me, or for the freaks out there to play as a baby version of me

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

you know he never gave that blimp back. fucker leaves me for dead and rides into the sunset with that feeemale

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

SECRET TRICK IN CRASH BANDICOOT 1: at the start of the game, ignore the boxes and run straight into the first hole. If you do this enough times you'll find a SECRET surprise!

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Yes Homer....collect the crystals for me, and we can finally achieve world domina- I mean, take care of that Ned Flanders...

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

You'll feel so silly when the police show up and its my dear henchmen in old timey police uniforms

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Dont like how hes looking at that hog. I should call the police

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Every other scientist pulling up their grandfathers shit but mine just teached me about throwing pies or some shit. No i had to develop all the science all by myself which technically means im smarter than them all

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Atleaast my N looks cool and stylish as fuck!!! Having one big rocket hanging from one side means hes gonna be constantly leaning to the side and thats stupid

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Can n gin just launch a second rocket in there the asymmetry is pissing me off

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

listen crash i just don't think this is real this is clearly some kinda fever dream

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

so you can swipe the cortex cuties from me??? i think not motherfucker

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

pimpstripe gets all the bitches but i get the ladies so we know whose the real winner here

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Milking uka uka.........the fuck was i thinking.........

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If elected ruler of the world i promise a busty bandicoot babe for every supporter. Comes in several flavours such as blonde, scientist and brazil

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Can't sleep, every time i close my eyes i see that crotch thrust causing me to bolt upright in a fight or flight response

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I don't know how they made him worse but damn it's not impossible. Punting this fucker into orbit if it comes near me i don't even need a gun for this

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Typa shit i see in my nightmares. This is why making him tall is a mistake and I've already got my death lazer targeted at tim sweenys location. Just need some dumb fuck to gather 25 crystals for me to fire at that son of a bitch

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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 16/08/2026

sorry corty they'll get u next time

A disheveled Dr. Neo Cortex looking at the new Fortnite skins for Crash Bandicoot and Dr. Eggman, imagining himself as a (very tall and slender) Fortnite skin, with N. Gin as his sidekick and Uka Uka as his sprite.

Tall Dream Cortex: "HAWAW! How's the weather down there, stupid bandicoots?!"

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

what the fuck i did not make him that tall!!! he's supposed to be cowering beneath me!!! and he's got that purple dickhead as a dog!!! sick of this shit man!!! let me in there so I can blast him myself

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

anyone got any experience with charging up crystals. like is there a special technique to it

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

ooough i dont care anymore. been licking one of the crystals just to feel the tingle

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

my niece could beat that robotnik girls ass. she aint even got metal hands

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

fuse with my car. fucking fuse with it so i can fire missiles

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

he's literally the worst because he flips between being smart and insane. the smart one talks a lot of shit I don't care about getting beans on my bedsheets and then he goes insane and fucking. starts bouncing on my leg

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

bedbound with a broken leg after an accident with the hoverboard. minions are taking turns being the nurse and i cant decide whose worse the fuckers keep spilling soup on me

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

who the fuck is that. don't mess me about crash

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

don't tell any of the other freaks but tiny is my favourite. always does what daddy asks, smashes without question. dingo and koala could learn a thing or two from him

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

bet none of the other evil scientists had to deal with dumb fucks like i do on the daily. is it because of how cool and smart i am it must be surely

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

anyone good at making tapestries and stained glass windows. need some new ones to capture my beautiful visage. plus the bitchicoot tore them up and ended up running through one of my windows

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

komodo bros said theyre gonna get crash with their "secret chinese technique". what the fuck they're not even chinese

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

i originally tried to sabotage the place for the fun of it but it turns out poisoning the food and setting tnt crates everywhere just made it safer, so i said fuck this and left him to his own devices

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

that's where you're WRONG when crash meets my dry as fuck mummy I got in all thems pyramids

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

as the old saying goes, "everything you make under me is mine. now get back to work"

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Is it cultural appropriation if i go back in time and become a pharaoh and plaster my face all over the pyramids. Like technically they made it after me now

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Who told my minions about making a union. You fucking idiots I made you, good luck getting hired anywhere else when you have 3 arms and 4 legs

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

i made n brio invent me a phone that wouldn't break so he gave me the N. Okia

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Im not above criticism i know i should learn from my mistakes just don't take it personallly when i have you perma chained in my dungeon for saying such stupid shit. And make sure you actually swipe at his ankles this time

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Going back in time to find out magic exists really fucked me up. Howd my minions learn to do that they literally don't have a soul

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I dropped my phone off the tower several days ago and finally found it again. Amazed it still works but kinda wish it killed the bandicoot on the way down

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

N gin thinks hes a chicken. The egg lurks

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Fuckinnnnnn conksuck death ray jammed again. This has to be some guardian angel bullshit i had him in my sights

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Had a chat with a fellow scientist and gave me some weird ideas for teleporting. If it helps me get crystals and stop crash then fuck yeah, thanks N. Gaster!

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Dont interrupt me Im looming im fucking looming

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Dr. Neo Cortex @crystalsofcourse.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Up all night making the ultimate creation; a big beefy boy who jumps the fuck around but then gets stuck for several seconds. Lets see that dipshit dodge that

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Kami @comutiny.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Roughly once a year I remember this click hole post, and then I laugh till I cry

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