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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy)

@crystallinechaos.bsky.social
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Did you know? The land speed record of a snail is in double digits!! Kinda funky, huh.

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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
That feeling when you do a big fart and it make ur butthole itchyyy
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たろー @tontarotaro.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
🌊🏄
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 24/07/2025
i want to note that the christofascist attack on "porn" isn't actually an attempt to make the internet or the world child safe in any real way. these people abuse the fuck out of children and oppose sex education largely because it makes children able to identify and name that abuse
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Malachite Tigerbunny @malachitetiger.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I think a lot of people have forgotten or were never taught in the first place that these kinds of actions need to be an endurance strategy. If they know you'll give up in 2 days they'll just try to wait you out. You have to make them understand that this is their life now if they don't fix things
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
We all here need to start
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 27/04/2025
someone left this comment and immediately i had to make this. i literally make a sound like one
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 30/05/2025
someone said “your dog is a shapeshifter he never looks the same in any one photo” in my twitch chat the other day and it baffled me. I have about 9000 identical pictures of this dog
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
(steppping off the road and tripping on the sidewalk a little bit) Ouch . I just sucked that curb's dick hole
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twist @twist.dog · 09/04/2025
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
i SUCK and i FUCK and I BLOW MY WHOLE JOB INTERVIEW
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Kinda cool that I can walk for like 15 minutes chill on a rock and have not only 2 great views either side of me but also be able to see (roughly) an entire quarter of the isle of wight all the way from Cowes to The Needle
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Repost my time powers post you cowards
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Maybe penis is vampire?
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Pigs caught me over the speed limit They should be glad I withheld my time powers from them and didn't age them rapidly into dust before my very eyes
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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Certified extra smoln't gote ! ✨🔞 @smolrainbowgoat.hyper.wang · 05/04/2025
Happy foreskin day everyone~
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
137 likes and I post feet
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 03/04/2025
an idle thought I've had at the back of my head for a while is that a lot of white collar/middle class jobs used to be legitimately fun and/or intellectually stimulating and/or ludicrously well paid and now they're few or none of those things, and we don't talk about that at all
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
say this 5 times fast
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CritterDome 🔞 @critterdome.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Respect must be paid
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I'm gonna chew thru my own wires
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Turns out owning a car is expensive. There goes half my fucking savings.
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
How the fuck am I getting followers at random. Who are you. How are you finding me. What are you doing.
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
If you know me in real life you have full permission to have sex with me btw.
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Seethe of Theethe(s)
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Wonder if I should post hole
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
A screenshot of Garry's Mod, with a protogen hand with a purple glow next to a watermelon, which is labelled as "Unarmed"
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I really want a fursuit but I dont know what I should use as a fursona... my bird character Ive had for years? My short-lived eevee-sona? Something generic and not meant to be a specific character? I should probably think about my finances first.
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Crystalline the Chaos (imagine an Eevee but Sillayyy) @crystallinechaos.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Welp, I made it here too
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Moonlit Studio @moonlitstudio.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
everything's going to shit
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Moonlit Studio @moonlitstudio.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Very productive meeting today
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