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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore

@crystaldsmith.bsky.social
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Sith Lord Darth Smitheous - Videogame Junky, People Enjoyer, Fun Haver, Animal Lover, Adorkable TGJS Audio : anchor.fm/crystal-d-smith

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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
These dudes have been crying for more gruff, rugged, masculine playable protagonists, and then the MFers get Wolve-fucking-rine and immediately claim he's gay. Y'ALL SURE THINK ABOUT GAY MEN A LOT. Just saying.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This game is hella fun, and it's pretty as hell, too.
Rawr Angry dude with 6 finger knivesAaaaaahhhhhhhhhHey, bub
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do I know any good jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The vocal minorities of gaming are a shit stain on the pants of the industry. MFers act like they hate gaming. We'll never beat the stereotype allegations at this rate. I've licked clits that were less sensitive than the Gamerz™️ cesspool. God damn. Rant over.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I saw this art piece, and it felt really powerful. It captures what it's like to step back from social media and distance myself from the toxic people in my family. (Credit in comments)
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Miles Teller More like Odometer, amirite?!
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think I found Grummz' SUV
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Someone vandalized Dolly Parton's Hollywood star. Whoever you are, I hope you never find good parking and your socks are always wet.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I like edibles that hit me like this.
This MFer prolly dookin his pants
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lucia's VA is a fucking BADDY
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I wish my nipples were as sensitive as gamers on Reddit.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In the GTA VI first look, I only saw 1 car using its blinkers to turn. That is so fucking accurate for Florida 😭😂 How did they know?
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think the Grim Reaper is a nepotism hire from the current administration. No training, no certifications, no experience. Because MFer is taking all the wrong ones.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Is it just me, or are more people falling into deep conspiracy-theory holes? Like, I understand being distrustful, especially of governments, but holy shit. I don't understand how so many people don't understand how things work, to the point that they refuse to accept any science or data.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My neighbor took a photo of the weather over our neighborhood with his drone, and I thought it looked really cool.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This wasn't on my bingo card for 2026 Halsin's VA singing 'I Fucked a Bear and I Liked It" at karaoke for BG 3 fans www.instagram.com/reel/DcOgHn1...
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The puzzles in A Big Walk are fuckin awesome. This is such a fantastic collaborative game that requires teamwork, communication, and problem solving. It's fun, funny, challenging, and a wonderful bonding experience. After playing it for several hours, I understand the review scores and praise.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Holy cow. I just realized something!! "tuna sub" spelled backwards.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A big Happy Birthday to @sweetpeachgames.bsky.social You have been a kind soul that has always been there for me. Thank you. I hope your day is as badass as you. Wuv you 🤘🏻💙🎮
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A Big Walk is so much fun!
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is the craziest fucking timeline. People can barely afford to breathe. Fucking manosphere bullshit. USA's politics. Musk is a fucking trillionaire. Sony is ending physical discs. 2 senseless wars. Gaming studio closures. I'm at my fucking clit's end, y'all
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It doesn't matter how many games I play or what types they are; I keep coming back to Baldur's Gate 3. I'm proper obsessed.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don't like hearing humans chew, especially slurping. But an animal munching on little crunchies? I absolutely love it. Animals sloppily slurping water? Doesn't bother me. Humans dragging their feet when they walk annoys me. Animals tippy tappy with their tiny feet? It's the best.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I considered working for the US Postal Service, but it's intimidating because it's such a mail-dominated industry.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My nephew wanted Checkers. Later, while He was eating, he showed me his Crocodile Fry I was VERY amused
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If humans take selfies, does that mean that turtles would take shelfies?
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I saw this art piece by timbiohacker (on Insta) and thought it had a really powerful message. In a digital world where our lives are being tracked, privacy has become a privilege. They are farmers and we are the harvest. So, where do we go from here?
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My Pocket Taco only has 1 button 🤷🏻
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Ross Tweets Games @rosstweetsgames.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
X is filled with hate and Bluesky is filled with superiority
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is why people are leaving BS. People are so quick to pass judgement & enter a moral high ground. People choosing to go back to Musk's hellhole X because they feel less scolded is CRAZY! Come on, y'all. What are we doing? Also, please don't ever associate me with fucking MAGA 🤮1/2
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I was just informed that today is National Nude Day. So I figure the best way to celebrate this is to make a thread of Tits, and facts about them. 👇🏻
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"People will lie with their mouths and tell the truth with their wallets" - Louis Rossman
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What video game's final boss is this?
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"Sony didn't even wipe their ass before they licked it" - Ed "the cunt" McGillicuddy
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm just an Idgie searching for my Ruth.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I fucking love this game so much.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"They have always been that way" is the lamest fucking excuse for bad behavior. "Uncle Ronnie is creepy" "Uncle Ronnie has always been creepy" Bitch, I do not care. Somebody better go deal with Uncle Ronnie. He's always gonna be that way if you don't put a foot in his ass.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I found some of her widdle baby photos, and I can't 😭 I love my fur babies so much.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The face women make when they see how many runs I've done in Baldur's Gate 3
*gasp* how many runs?!
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My new candle
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I was wondering why the water was taking so long to boil. I forgot to turn on the stove. 🫣🤦🏻
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I won't forget what some of these MFers have done. I'm not sorry at all. You can't disappear for months and expect to be absolved of accountability. If you're not going to try to be honest and become a better person, I have zero desire to forgive. Miss me with that shit.
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Who is Jamesky! @chempyres.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
One of my best friends had very recently, and very suddenly, lost his mother to sickness. She was a retirement home nurse, having spent her life dutifully caretaking. If you have the ability, please donate to her service and help take the weight off them. www.gofundme.com/f/in-loving-...
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Donate to In loving memory of Maegan Ray, organized by Candace Glenn
The whole family is heartbroken by the loss of my sister, and I just wanted to ask for an… Candace Glenn needs your support for In loving memory of Maegan Ray
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My office assistant is sleeping on the job. SMH.
I love this little stinker
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If I had a dollar for every time a straight girl told me that if I were a man, I'd be the perfect man, I would have a lot of dollars.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
😎
Gimme all da gay shit
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My utility provider is 🐶 💩 An electrical engineer proved they were at fault for the voltage issues, which broke my AC 9 times. They provide "the minimum contractual service", so they are off the hook. I just paid $2,400 to fix some shit they broke. Fuck the corpos 🖕🏻 Fuck the system 😡
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Love will not be silenced. We are not going away. Hatred will never win. We are stronger together. To my fellow queers and allies, I see you I support you I love you Thank you for being authentic NOW LET'S GO BE FUCKING FABULOUS!!!!! Happy Fucking Pride
The GOP - genitals obsessed partyYou guys give me a boner of the heart. A heart on. Love is love
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I break the absolute fuck outta video games. It's a talent that I have been cursed with.
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Crystal D Smith - Baldur's Gate Whore @crystaldsmith.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Well, it turns out that I am, in fact, REALLY gay
Pathetic twats
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