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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Is there fanfic abt Ego from ratatouille. There must be, right? This is the kind of research that makes me login into fanfiction.net instead of ao3

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Exploring the World of FanFic.net: A Journey Through Imagination

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Btw I had my baby. I wish my mom were here but my baby looks SO much like her that was my husband’s VERY first thought upon seeing her literally come out of my vagina. Welcome back Marty, we missed you 🩷

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

also I’m sooooo desperate to write again!!! Look out for a random medium essay near you 💀

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I like my steak well done with ketchup and you all can DIE MAD ABOUT IT!

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I miss being 15 and loving Brendan Urie

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Just learned some Spanish speakers say tortilla instead of omelet & now I’m pissed off

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

An evil cardinal has been attacking my window since 6 am. I did not fall asleep until 4 am.

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Bluesky algorithm thinks I’m a gay man into otters. Wtf have I done to give it this impression I’m into almost exclusively bears

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I just watched a squirrel pick a mushroom. Life is beautiful.

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

If I could put my credit score on my CV it would be so over for you bitches

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

My phone autocorrected venn (as in the diagram) to Venmo, this is a hellscape

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Another day of thinking about how Tennessee Ernie Ford released two albums, one of Confederate and the other of Union war songs. He’s such a diva for that, really maximized his profit potential

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

NEW JENNY NICHOLSON VID JUST DROPPED ‼️

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Saw an online discussion abt Juno where they referred to the character as “they” (ig bc it feels weird to call Elliot Page she) and the comments are up in a tizzy about them misgendering a fictional character by using… Hold on let me check my notes… A neutral gendered pronoun. Pls touch grass

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Screaming I can’t believe Karoline Leavitt’s husband is 60 YEARS OLD I’m calling the cops

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Waiting for election results while stone cold sober kind of sucks ngl

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I feel compelled to tell you there’s a dating sim where you can date a sexy air fryer with weird religious trauma

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Irish love interest in Bridgerton. Send tweet.

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Ricky “i love talking about atheism & also im not really that funny tbh” Gervais thinks Bad Bunny shouldn’t make political statements. Pack it in everybody the jokes are writing themselves

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

My husband is turning 30 next month will this be an immediate return or like a 3-5 business days sort of thing?

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Why is crime falling? We asked the worst and dumbest people in America to explain it www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/u...

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Naomi Osaka ignore tennis sportsmanship/etiquete the entire match but is mad at the end when Cirstea doesn’t give her a friendly enough handshake… girl bffr

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Crying laughing thinking of Shawn Levy saying coming of age horror had never been done before Stranger Things Don’t tell him there’s a whole horror genre about girls getting their period and/or sexually maturing I think he’ll have a stroke

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Year my mom died: ENDED 🙅‍♀️ Year my baby will be born: BEGUN 🤰

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Im happy to be able to say I didn’t buy any Dubai chocolate or labubus this year 😌

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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Irish broadcaster explains its reason for pulling out of Eurovision over Israel's participation. "It is unconscionable... given the appalling loss of lives in Gaza and the humanitarian crisis there.” Good to see a broadcaster putting humanity ahead of dollars. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

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Four countries to boycott Eurovision 2026 as Israel cleared to compete

Ireland, Spain, Slovenia and the Netherlands pull out after decision not to hold vote on Israel’s participation

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Gov. Landry is such a fucking ghoul. I hope the hoodoo aunties are keeping him in their thoughts in the worst way possible

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Look how tiny this little dude is

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Bro I love being nice to women 🥹😌

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I need to re-read the great gatsby. Saw a bad take online and I need to make sure I’m right before I start shit over a book I read over a decade ago

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

The TWW is cruel and unusual and I would like to file for damages

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

You can condemn a lot about the south (and I mean A LOT) but to equate poverty with a lack of morals is just neoliberalism and classist.

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Classism isn’t “based”, hope this helps! ☺️✨💕

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I need a SDV mod that makes Elliot thicc

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

They’re not allowed to have guns he’ll just stab you

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

You’re so funny I’m so obsessed with you wait huh who said that

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Ok now he asked the kid if he “gets licks” so you know…. Can’t bat a thousand

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

You’re so strong and sexy and mentally stable

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Just heard an old man ask a teenager “how are you doing this morning?” And he said “I’m blessed, how are you?” MAN the south has its sweet moments sometimes

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

The historical reasons behind it have been explained to me but I still find it crazy for it to be illegal to have beer that tastes good

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Patas pics, DM me for pricing ❤️🌹⭐️

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

That’s probably true. I’d love to pick her brain tho, like wtf is going on up there.

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Like I get travel is expensive but they DEF had the resources. Idk how much Usha really cares abt her heritage tho tbf, it’s not like it’s a requirement to feel connected to it/give a shit. Ppl aren’t monoliths. I’ll still hate on JD tho, he deserves it 😌

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I’ve only ever seen him talk abt Usha and her being Indian in relation to how it benefits him… it’s a weird way to talk abt your spouse imo. & when they went to India he’s telling the media “so excited for my boys to experience this!” then why haven’t you gone before? He just seems so fake 😭

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I’m just judging him for having the money and resources to learn literally anything about his wife’s (and his kid’s) culture/heritage and just… seemingly not doing that until he has a political reason to. But I also probably just think this because I hate him anyway lmfao

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Don’t read to my posts after I have a fruity little drink, I morph into my final hater form

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Crystal Galvan @crysgalvan.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

BRUH just learned that JD Vance didn’t visit India until the official state visit as VP… sorry but that’s fucking insane to me

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