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Palace Politics Ponzi Schemes #CPFC Now with a 4th P: Parenting

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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
rude
unibrow
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
map of greater NYC area. Left (1 year ago) has very little flock cameras, right (today) has thousands.
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If you don't already know, please try to guess the price of the ugly as sin host city world cup jerseys that just officially went on sale
A giant lobster kicking a soccer ball in the bahstan hahbah
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Prominent leftist, Donald J Trump
Leftist memes be like (wall of text)
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Ok then
nude on a tablet on a pillow, and he was basically recording himself fucking the pillow,” he says. “It was incredibly weird, but he sent me a $50 tip, so I was like, OK, do what you want.”
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm so sorry? This can not be correct? #cpfc
Palace v City May 22
Palace v Arsenal May 24
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
You say this on Peaches' birthday?
Your dog is dumb Peaches in birthday hat
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
FC Union Berlin hired a woman to manage them and their social media team is ripping apart anyone that is hating on women. German club social media is just different
1. FC Union Berlin responding to a tweet saying "I doubt they've even fucked once"
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Iran War wants to hear my takes on Mateta
Iran War update followed you
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Sorry but everyone needs them to draw this one. Then they can lose the rest
Tottenham v Brighton Sat April 18th
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I could never stay mad at that smile #cpfc
So you see that's where the trouble began
That smile
That damned smile
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
New Jersey is beautiful
Lake with mountains in the background
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
And that Mayor was Albanian
James Acaster doing stand up
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Mood #cpfc
Mateta screaming into the camera
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Please, call me Candidate, Candidate Name was my father
"Hi [Candidate Name], Your profile caught my attention"
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
$20 for all these back issues is crazy work @thebaffler.com
10 issues of the baffler
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Sadly I don't have a dog to post. Just this couch cushion that somehow got lifted up like this
Peaches peaking out from a couch cushion she lifted up to hide behind
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Having to stipulate that my $200 million exploit is, in fact, not an April Fools joke
We are observing unusual activity on the protocol. We are currently investigating. Please do not deposit funds into the protocol while we investigate. This is not an April Fools joke. Proceed with caution until further notice. We’ll provide additional updates from this account.
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I love AI. How else would I think of these amazing search prompts?
A Facebook post stating "Marmalade and butter on toast is wildly underrates"
AI suggestions "Why is marmalade underrated?" and "Why do people love marmalade and butter?"
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Gotta buy one of these things to get the job done
Washer Gasket Spring Tool
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The joys of being a home owner
I'm quite proud of it
ok a quick google search says this wont work
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Me trying to be the cool dad giving my son "the talk"
Trump: you can ask me anything you want. You can talk sex, whatever the hell you want. I'm here for you
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Nike better restock because WTF is this resell market for a t shirt
Alysa Liu shirt selling on eBay for $175
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
There's men posting their full birthdays with their full name and picture to this shit
AN AI Image of a truck driver with a sign that says "Tell me your birthday day so I will not forget and will wish you with a taco gift"
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I won't disagree with you but only 1 win outside of head to head matches in the last 5 matches for these teams.
Prem table from 15th to 18th
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Apparently this AI fruit account started 10 days ago and has 3 million followers. I don't know man, shit's bleak
Tiktok account page of AI Cinema
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Just illiquid market things probably but for a minute on the chart I thought Trump must've tweeted "sike"
Oil moving quickly from 96 to 98 back to 96.5
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
There's a trope in crypto that once coins get listed to perps, they get annilihated. And I can't believe they did it with the US stock market
S&P chart going down only after launching on hyperliquid
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Claude take my wife please
Henny Youngman asking Claude to take his wife
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Why isn't this in the olympics?
Two players playing Sepak takraw
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Stupid leprechaun left coins in my shoe
Leprechaun green coin
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Traders adjusting their support levels
Damn man we almost had to switch to the ten second rule
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Bro is NOT happy he got snubbed
Timothee as Dune guy
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I feel like that car article was aimed at me because I have fallen in love with the $72k Volkswagen electric minivan
Volkswagen electric minivan
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
A 7 year old honda civic is 18k. Not ideal!
2019 Honda Civic LX  for $17,999
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It's so basic. I dunno, they could've done better
Waving stripes USMNT jersey
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
We love socially conscious chalk
If you see ICE call or text 229 304 8720

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Location 
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Authentic Belgian fries
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Turning the children into film snobs
NY ICFF poster
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Taking the family to Nyewww Yahk Citaay
Matt Berry saying Nyew Yahk Citayy
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Someone who is good at the economy please help my family is dying
Matching imperial purple 4s with my daughter
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It's a very cool jersey
Man in mirror wearing denim jersey
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
fuckkkkkk
Gambling had made us all care much more about the games, but it had also atomized us—taking the last and purest expression of American monoculture and turning it into a hyper-individualized, every-man-for-himself portfolio of micro-bets.
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Third Vonnegut this year
Kurt Vonnegut's The Sirens Of Titan
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
speaking of historic numbers
2 reposts 836 quites 25 likes 6 saves
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
That one time my wife broke the "no NFL apparel" treaty for the kids and it backfired
Giants Saquon Barkley jersey with "Eagles" taped over the Giants
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
That one time my wife broke the "no NFL apparel" treaty for the kids and it backfired
Giants Saquon Barkley jersey with "Eagles" taped over the Giants
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Am I irresponsible with money? 
Buying pizza
Buying a horse
Setting money on fire with horse
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Watching my daughter excitedly open her first pair of Jordans
Joe Exoctic saying "I'm never going to financially recover from this"
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Crypto Palace28 @cryptopalace28.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I just bought this jersey. I can't wait to look this cool (I won't)
Man wearing the 94 retro stars denim jersey
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